Tough Travel through fantasy..

Each Thursday the Fantasy Review Barn takes us travelling through fantasy tropes.  This week’s instalment looks at:

MENTOR.  A tour official who will be at your service until halfway through the tour, when you will unexpectedly lose him

Well, I confess that I so wanted to throw Dumbledore and Gandalf into the mix here but as I seem to have either Harry Potter and LoTR virtually EVERY week I’m leaving them out!

Delauney – mentor to Phedre

Kushiel’s Dart is the first in Jacqueline Carey’s Kushiel’s Legacy Series.  Based in Terre D’Ange, a nation founded by a rebel Angel called Elua, and his companions.  An unusual concept where the inhabitants are the descendents of fallen angels.  Kushiel’s Dart follows the story of Phedre whose beauty is marred by a red mote in one of her eyes.  She is sold into the House of Night where a wealthy benefactor recognises her for what she truly is.  An assignette – one of the only ones borne for many years – marking her as somebody who likes both pain and pleasure and turning her into one of the most sought after courtesans.  Her mentor Delauney however has more ambitious plans for Phedre than simply pleasing the nobles whilst between the sheets!

Chains – and the Gentlemen Bastards

The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch.  Chains is a great character.  He teaches his little band the art of subtlety, how to blend in with a crowd, how to spot a mark, how to speak multiple languages, cook, read and fight with their weapon of choice.  His charges are experts in the art of disguise and deception.  They play the long game and entertain with their snarky humour and bad language!

Jasnah and Shallan 

Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson.  Jasnah is sister to the Alethi King.  She is a great scholar and also something of a renegede – refusing to believe in religion and preferring cold hard facts.  Shallan becomes Jasnah’s apprentice after hatching a plot to actually steal from her but her plans don’t go according to plan.  The two of them share a lot in common and Jasnah begins to train Shallan in more than the ways of a scholar.

Kelsier and Vin

Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.  Vin starts off the series as one of the lowliest members of a street gang who is recruited by the underground movement gathering force to overthrow the Lord Ruler.  Kelsier is something of a legend.  One of the Skaa who has escaped from prison and discovered his mistborn powers.  He undertakes to train Vin in the use of her own magical abilities in order to persuade her to join the movement.

Abenthy and Kvothe

The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss.   Kvothe is the young son of a couple who travel as part of a performing troupe.  During the course of their travels they are joined by a scholar named Abenthy who befriends the young boy and once he discovers his mental abilities teaches Kvothe in the ways of science and ‘sympathy’.  This is to be the inspiration for Kvothe wanting to join the University (well that and his desire to gain access to the archives and learn more about the monsters who killed his parents!)

Granny Weatherwax and Tiffany

The Tiffany Aching series of books from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.  Granny Weatherwax is the ‘first’ witch amongst all the other witches and whilst Tiffany is trained and lives with other witches during the series I would say that Granny Weatherwax is the most inspiratiional.

Large Man! (Yes, that is the title – the end!)

Every Thursday The Fantasy Review Barn takes us travelling through the tropes of fantasy.  This week’s guide to Tough Travel we’re going to look at: LARGE MAN…He is very calm, very strong, and not at all stupid. In some cases he will have been a BLACKSMITH, which accounts for the ease with which he severs the chains in the Galley!

I’m sure I make this more difficult than it should be – and I’m sure these are all incredibly easy ‘picks’ but here’s what I came up with:

 

Fezzik – the giant from the Princess Bride by William Goldman.  Fezzik is the strongest man alive.  He loves to fight and wrestle – but only if he can have a fair fight.  His BFF is Inigo Montoya – and btw if you have six fingers on one of your hands ‘prepare to die’.  I love this book – and in fact the film as well!  It’s inconceivable to not do so!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snorri ver Snagason from Mark Lawrence’s Prince of Fools.  Snorri is a huge, axe wielding Norse.  He’s on a mission of revenge and he’s going to pair up with the biggest
coward in the Broken Empire.  Well, not so much pair up as become ensnared.  A great pair to read about – it’s difficult to actually say which one is my favourite and to be honest Snorri virtually steals the limelight from The Prince of Fools himself – Prince Jalan.  Actually, if I recount Snorri’s story at the beginning of the book he was bought from a slave ship so he probably was chained in a galley at some point (although I’m speculating – but, speculation is good, speculation is our friend!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rock – part of the bridgemen four crew from Sadeas’ army.  Rock is the third son and as such, in spite of his giant stature – he is not permitted to fight.  He chooses instead to cook – he originally achieved the status of cook to high prince Sadeas but was relieved of his duties and given a spot on bridge four after using chull dung as the chief ingredient in the prince’s cuisine.  Remind me not to get on his bad sad.  He’s a great character.  Insightful, respectful and he can see Spren!  Syl certainly has an epic time winding him up!!

 

 

 

 

 

Jean Tannen – I don’t strictly speaking know if he counts because I’m not entirely sure just how ‘large’ he is (queue filthy joke).  But, I never miss an opportunity to throw in the strongman of the Gentlemen Bastards  He has a deadly reputation with his weapon of choice, hatchets, also known as ‘the sisters’ (queue about another ten filthy jokes!).  On memorable quotes:

“I don’t have to beat you. I don’t have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here… until Jean shows up.” Locke – getting a beating from a rival street gang and waiting for Jean to come to the rescue.

 

 

 

 

 

Hagrid from the Harry Potter series – is HP going to make it onto every week’s Tough Travel or what!  I had to do it – really I did.  Anyway, Hagrid is a bit giantesque!  He was a student at Hogwarts until he was tricked by Tom Riddle (you know who).  His wand was snapped but he was kept on as gamekeeper.

 

 

 

 

 

This is a cheeky one – but, the Monster from Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.   I had to go there!  “Give my creation life”

 

Don’t forget to check out everyone else’s choices over at The Fantasy Review Barn.

Tough travelling

Every Thursday The Fantasy Review Barn takes us travelling through the tropes of fantasy.  This week’s guide to Tough Travel sees us looking at Invisible Colleges.  Here goes:

Thief’s Magic by Trudi Canavan.  Tyen studies at the Academy which is situated in the Capital of Leratia.  At the Academy a strange mix of magic and archaeology seem to go hand in glove.  Tyen seems a fairly gifted student who becomes the focus of attention when he uncovers a sentient book on a dig in a remote part of the world.  The book quickly becomes an object of desire putting Tyen at risk – even from his own professors.  One of two story lines that start off the first book in the Millennium’s Rule Trilogy.

The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss.  Really needs no introduction but….  The story begins with Kvothe, an innkeeper, telling his story to a Chronicler where we eventually learn of his time as a student at the nation’s University – a very old and mysterious place where students can be taught anything from sympathy to alchemy.  The University is built on top of an ancient city which is now a labyrinth of underground tunnels where Kvothe finds a secret entrance to the Archives – (which is very handy – as the archives were his main motivation for joining the University in the first place and yet in a cruel twist he finds himself banned from the place!)

Agatha H and the Airship City by Phil and Kaja Foglio  –  Agatha Heterodyne is the long lost daughter of a hero.  The story is an alternate history based in a European ‘type’ setting.  At the start of the story Agatha attends the Transylvania Polygnostic University – a struggling student who seems to make a lot of mistakes.  The university seems to be run by madcap scientists. I’m not quite sure how magical or not some of the inventions are (and to be honest the University doesn’t play a major part) – but it seemed to fit!  Described as Gaslamp Fantasy by the author – I enjoyed this – it’s good fun.

Totally-obvious-but-how-could-it-not-make-the-list – Harry Potter.  Based at Hogwarts school of Magic which is reached by train from platform 9.5. To give this a slightly different twist I thought I’d look at the hidden classroom – the Room of Requirement where HP teaches magical defence to Dumbledore’s Army in preparation for the return of ‘you know who’.  A sort of a school within a school – okay, maybe the Room of Requirement is a bit of a stretch!

The Study books by Maria Snyder.  In Poison Study Yelena is an orphan who finds herself in prison and due to execution – rather than be executed she becomesa food taster.  Anyway, long story short Yelena has magical abilities and in the second book she attends an Academy to learn how to fosucs them!  Poison Study, Magic Study and Fire Study – don’t really need any explanations do they!

I know there must be loads of fantasy schools/colleges and Universities out there – so feel free to chuck in your suggestions!!  I struggled with the magical aspect.

We seek them here, we seek them there…..

Each Thursday, the Fantasy Review Barn takes a look at ‘The Tough Guide to Fantasyland’.  This week’s Tough Travel Guide to fantasy takes us to new and unexplored places.  Off the beaten track these places can’t be located by map.  If you’re in search of adventure then delve right in.  This week’s ‘wish you were here’ is ‘Hidden Kingdoms’.  (I tried not to cheat but I think that there are at least two questionable ones on here!!)

1.       A world of talking flowers, cheesy grinning Cheshire cats and pipe smoking caterpillars.  Be sure to visit the Mad Hatter’s Tea party whilst you’re there.  All you need to do is locate the white rabbit’s hole (located on a lazy sunny day, beneath the trees with a bubbling stream nearby) and follow the pocket-watch-toting bunny straight down.  You need to get your ‘hurry’ on because he’s late.  Read up on court politics before taking this trip – the Red Queen is quick to judge so if you’re partial to your head being on your shoulders tread carefully. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

 2.       Pay a visit to old Blighty and take a trip to London Below.  A seedy and strange underworld where you will mingle not only with London’s homeless but also other fantastical people from different times and places.  London Below is a parallel of London above with a few differences:  The Angel of Islington is ACTUALLY an angel.  Nightsbridge is a scary bridge that literally takes human lives as its toll!  You may need the assistance of ‘Door’ to enter and the help of the Marquis to traverse the place however be warned that he can be tricksy and slightly untrustworthy.  Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman (Confession: this is one of my ‘not quite so sure about choices – is it really a kingdom, or is it more just a ‘place’ – it’s never really made clear if there are rulers as such??)

 3.       The Split Worlds are just the ticket if you want to spend a bit of time in Regency Bath – well Regency Bath the parallel version!  A world of Faerie that lies ‘over’ the city of Bath.  Finding the doorway is the secret to taking this trip.  Basically, there are mirror images of major cities all over the world where the faerie realms exist.  Between Two Thorns by Emma Newman.

4.       Forget the sinking city of Venice and visit instead the magical realms of a troll city.  Incredibly difficult to get to, only for lovers of caving and extreme near death experiences.  For a hair raising experience brave the labyrinth of dark tunnels, filled with huge carnivorous, gigantic slug like predators and find the hidden world of the trolls.  Trapped under the mountains by a vengeful witch the trolls have remained underground and largely unknown for eons.  Thanks to a few hardy explorers and the aid of handy markings on the cavern walls more people can now visit this beautiful and intricately chiselled stone world of the trolls,  Might be useful to take a torch as though magic usually provides illumination better safe than sorry is my motto.  Oh, beware, some of the locals are a little, mmm, less friendly, than you might like!  And beware of the King – he has plans for us everyday folk.   Stolen Songbird by Danielle Jensen.

 5.       If you seek dangerous beasts, a wicked queen and snarling wolves that will chase you through the bitter cold then you need a trip to Narnia.  Through the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city War Drobe, take the turning after the fourth fur coat and find yourself beneath an olde worlde street lamp – from there seek out Mr Tumness for tea and crumpets!  Take care not to try some of the local delicacies such as the Turkish delight otherwise you could find yourself becoming a permanent fixture in the castle courtyward.  The Queen is a frosty one for sure but here be talking lions and centaurs – what more could you ask for?  A great day place to visit, get to role play for the odd year or ten and when you return you won’t have aged a jot!  Colour me happy.  The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C S Lewis

6.        Hidden in the catacombs underneath London during the Reign of Queen Elizabeth I is a different court altogether.  Here dwells the ruler of Faerie England – Queen Invidiana.  Marie Brennan’s Midnight Never Come – strange alliances between the fae and mortal, betrayal and court politics.

7.   Next time you’re travelling through Middle Earth – on your way to battle, gathering your armies – take a little detour and visit the Army of the Dead.  A spooky visitation with the Dead Men of Dunharrow – lead by the King of the Dead they’ve been cursed by Isildur to remain  in Middle Earth after breaking their oath.  Now, before you go a visiting – be warned they’re not the happiest crowd and only answer to the Heir of Isildur – so just make sure you’re it – Aragorn that is.  Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien!

Roll up, roll up…the Tough Guide to Travelling through fantasy..

Each Thursday, the Fantasy Review Barn takes a look at ‘The Tough Guide to Fantasyland’.  This gives us all an opportunity to become travel reviewers of the land of fantasy. Join in and take a look at what’s a ‘hot spot’ and what’s not!   This week’s topic:

Fairground- This is like a MARKET, except it is much , much bigger and planted somewhere right in the middle of nowhere so that everyone can get to it.  There will be rows and rows of TENTS and BOOTHS…

 

This is actually a bit tougher than I first expected.  I confess that I’ve cheated a little!! These might not ALL be fairgrounds as such! 

 

Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury

A dark, gothic tale of two teenage boys who save their town after it falls under the throes of an evil carnival that comes to town in the deep of night.  What else would you expect – you can’t have a respectably sinister carnival that arrives in broad daylight after all!  Primarily a halloween tale this particular story has a spectacular fairground with rides, stalls, attractions, a witch like woman, a carousel that literally ages you or makes you younger (maybe worth visiting if you’re interested in the secret of everlasting youth)!  Visit this fair if you enjoy the buzz of adrenalin that you will undoubtedly receive as you barely escape with your life!

 

2. The Troupe by Robert J Bennett

 

 

 

The Troupe is a coming of age fantasy about a young boy who runs away to join the fair!  Well, he runs away to join the Vaudeville circuit and search for his father.

So George, much like Nellie the Elephant, packed his trunk and joined the strange and mysterious world of The Troupe.  They follow a gruelling schedule, in fact you’ll be lucky in you can catch a performance.  Are the Troup running away from demons, they’re certainly followed by faceless men in grey who blend with the shadows.  The imagination and fantasy contained here is really fantastic.  It’s a gripping story.

The Troupe has it’s own strong man and a puppet master (creepy at all) and the Master of the show gives a spellbinding performance at the conclusion of each event that leave the audience, quite literally, spell bound.

 

 

 

 

Stardust by Neil Gaiman is a magical story of a boy who goes in search of a star, crossing beyond the wall in his village into the unknown and coming face to face with unicorns, witches and pirate ships that sail in the clouds rather than the sea.  Where did the story start.  It started with a faerie fair.  An occasion that happens only once every nine years in the field beyond the village of Wall.  On this one particular day the regular mundane people of the village mix with the fantastical, anything is possible and everything is probable.  Visitors to the faerie fair beware however.  Tristan’s father visited the fair and 9 months later found a small bundle wrapped in a blanket and placed in a basket left on his doorstep and so Tristan’s story did begin.

Finally – and this is a BIG liberty – The Lost Boys.  It’s not a book is it!!  But, a lot of the action takes place at the fairground (or the Boardwalk).  There’s more to this fairground than meets the eye as Santa Cruz Boardwalk is home to vampires.  

 

 

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