Review: The Porcelain Sisters by Daryl Gregory

My Five Word TL:DR Review: Where Do I Even Begin.

Madness. Crazy, entertaining madness.

This story was an absolute blast from start to finish and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Now, this is only a shortish story, about 200 pages, and to be honest I try and avoid shorter stories as they’re not usually my ‘thing’, but I like this author, there’s a creepy MF of a doll on the cover and it sounded totally out there so clearly I wanted to get my grabby hands on a copy. And it truly doesn’t disappoint. In fact, it feels like the author manages to cram so much into this small space that I’d almost describe this as a tardis.

I’m actually going to say nothing at all about the story because literally, I mean seriously, you have to discover this for yourself.

The description itself states ‘a dizzying romp through the horrors of sisterhood’, which I love because on the one hand, the horrors of part of the sisterhood (in terms of the witches clan) really is horrific, but the actual sisters themselves, and apart from all their banter and occasionally getting fed up with being lumbered with each other – well, it’s not horrific at all.

There’s such a lot of imagination on display. We have the lore surrounding Le Clan des Sorcières, a terrible bunch of characters who are all at each other’s throats. Their leader barely holds them together and there is much rivalry. The truth at the heart of this Clan is horrific – and again, I’m not going to say why.

On the sister’s side, it turns out they have been lied to their entire life but they’ve decided to take action now. Of course they’re not expecting a practically invincible assassin – who, may I say, is creepy as all hell – a crow and a cat and their familiars and an overbearing matriarch.

To be honest, this was such a lot of fun to read. Very entertaining. Well written and I loved the dynamic between the two sisters. This review is going to be short and sweet purely on the basis of not wanting to divulge too much.

I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.

My rating 4 of 5 stars

Review: They Say a Girl Died Here by Sarah Pinborough

My Five Word TL:DR Review: Dark, mysterious and typically Pinborough

They Say a Girl Died Here is a dark story, a little bit (well actually quite a lot) bleak in parts. Told by Anna it pretty soon becomes clear that the family dynamic is not great, on top of that, choosing to live in a down at heel farming town when trying to deal with family trauma is not a great combination. And, to complicate matters, Harper’s Creek has apparently suffered two rather gruesome murders, both young women, barely having had a chance to start their own life, and with the anniversary looming everyone is a little on edge. Not everyone believes the killer was caught (and it’s difficult to question events as the suspect was shot and killed at the time) It’s a combination of family drama, murder mystery and, as the description mentions, genre bending in terms of the twist in the tale.

I really like Pinborough and have read and loved many of her books. Now, when I picked this up I admit I wasn’t in the best headspace and so eventually I ended up putting it down, which was a big shock for me as this was a highly anticipated read. As it happened I really didn’t put it down for long because it seemed that the main character had actually got into my head and so I picked it back up. This was a really good read with the author’s signature twisted ending. I won’t say this is my favourite of hers, perhaps because it feels so bleak, but then of course it feels bleak given the subject matter!

Anna has suffered a traumatic event – something so bad that as a means of self protection her brain has decided to block out events. Her family, her mother, gran and younger sister, have since relocated to the town where the grandmother grew up – something that they had little say in as the gran bought the house and desperate times call for desperate measures and rent free accommodation is a must when dire straits come knocking. So, they’re living in a rather creepy house, that seems to have stood empty for some years for some reason. On top of this Harper’s Creek is also a strange place. It’s in decline, the surrounding farms struggling to maintain a livelihood, especially in the face of long periods of drought and the other inhabitants all feel a little odd, which is perhaps simply because of the horrors they’ve faced having two young females murdered within three years of each other. On top of this, the anniversary of the murders is looming and there is a very real feeling of tension as not everyone believes that the killer was caught. Could another victim have already been chosen?

What I really liked about this is, first and foremost, this author is a natural storyteller and I love the ideas and directions that her stories often take. She loves throwing in a curveball and TSAGDH is no exception. Her writing is easy to read, compelling and creepy, in fact I was reading late at night, alone, and one of the lights began to flicker and then went off – I kid you not – and I practically ran out of there and got in bed! So clearly it was giving me the heebies being on my own and reading. Does this happen to anyone else when they’re reading along at night or am I just a raging softie?

I felt, for a portion of the time that Anna was an unreliable narrator, in a really perplexing way. I even found myself flipping back and forth to see if I’d actually misremembered something. This is something you need to stick with as it plays into the story. Anna also felt a little reckless at times. This is a small town and she seems to be pushing a lot of buttons (quite often based on rather flimsy ideas) and more than that, placing a ‘come get me’ sign right above her own head if indeed the killer is still alive and out there.

The tension was palpable, like everyone is infected by this unknown fear and nobody really wants to speak of it. Of course, Anna has different ideas and is practically running round the place stirring up the pot.

Anna’s family are definitely on the verge of falling apart. Her gran seems to have a case of rather aggressive dementia, her mum is sad, lonely and overworked and her sister is coming to terms with being uprooted from her friends and being relocated at such a difficult age. Home life is not exactly a bag of cherries and Anna has become almost like a nurse and babysitter to her gran and younger sister due to her mother’s late night shifts. Then, unexpectedly Anna’s gran starts to become more amenable towards her, perhaps the two are becoming closer now they’re spending more time together – not to mention both of them having these terrible holes in their memories. Anna’s gran seems to be having very bad dreams – or are they dreams? She seems to be having conversations and it all sounds mysteriously connected to the murders. In fact Anna and her gran seem to have become inextricably linked somehow.

Now, in terms of slight issues. Well, yes this is bleak but given what’s going on that’s only to be expected. I always enjoy the strange twists that the author comes up with – but – in this instance I felt like the actual uncovering and conclusion were both a little rushed and also not quite as polished or smooth as I’ve come to expect from this author.

In conclusion though. I did enjoy this story. It was a good read, plenty of suspicious people. Anna running round town like a maniac accusing people left, right and centre, a good deal of family drama and a satisfying ending. I think Pinborough lovers will enjoy this even if it’s not quite as smooth as some of her other works.

I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.

My rating 4 of 5 stars

Review: The Intrigue by Silvia Moreno-Garcia

My Five Word TL:DR: Noir isn’t Even My Thing

…and yet this author seems to make everything she touches entertaining, easy to read and quite compelling.

I will also point out that this story has no fantasy elements, it isn’t gothic or horror in nature and there isn’t so much as a drop of magical realism. Set in the 1940s this is a tale of a con man, hoping to score one last job that will set him up for life, taking a big chance by moving to a sleepy village where he hopes to marry a wealthy woman

Ulises Linares has been operating small time scams on lonely women since his father passed away. The two always worked together but Ulises, although he came up trumps in the looks department, doesn’t quite have the same instincts and since his father’s demise his situation has gone from bad to worse. He’s been running ads in the lonely hearts rags, forming acquaintances with gullible women and then emptying their bank accounts, but he was almost caught and is keen to disappear from the city for a little while, he has little money left, a few odds and sods that give him the appearance of being ‘well heeled’ and a lead in the form of a spinster called Perla who has invited him to come to stay at her family home turned guest house.

Of course, when Ulises arrives the guest house is rather dilapidated, clearly the family have fallen on hard times and so Perla may not in fact me the wealthy mark he expected, on top of which she has a niece living with her who isn’t shy and enjoys prying into Ulises affairs.

Okay, I’m not going to go into the plot for this one as you simply need to read it for yourself. Instead lets look at what I liked.

To be honest the real joy of this book comes down to the writing and the three main characters, and, well, some of the absolutely batpoop crazy decisions they make.

I will confess that when I first picked this up I found everything a little slow and, as I mentioned in my ‘short’ review noir is not something that I read a lot of. However, this book is one of those slow creepers that gets under your skin and makes you itch to return to it whenever you put it down. As the story started I thought I had a grip of what to expect but the tables really turn in a most unexpected way and the characters back stories all start to squirm out of the woodwork adding these extra layers of depth. I really didn’t expect to have any sympathy with either Ulises or Perla’s niece, Inés. In fact, although Perla comes across as very controlling and quite harsh at times, I expected to have sympathy for the lonely spinster who both her niece and would-be husband are plotting against, but ultimately I didn’t have any sympathy for her at all.

The characters are really easy to picture. Ulises is good looking, confident, charismatic. His smile wins people over quite easily, usually. Perla is not, however, going to be a pushover. She has some very clear ideas about proper behaviour and respecting her family name and legacy. For Ulises time and money are running out fast and he’s out of ideas in terms of Perla.

Inés is a very intriguing character. I mean, I don’t want to tell you too much about her because the real beauty of this story is the reveals about the three main characters. She is living with her aunt under duress – on both parts. Her aunt sees Inés as her carer in her old age, for which she will eventually inherit the dusty family home. There is nothing if not a lot of resentment.

Meanwhile Perla runs the household with an iron rod. She knows every penny, and in fact there’s a good deal of penny pinching. she enjoys having the attentions of a young attractive man, particularly in terms of the gossip round the village and the jealousy it incites in a would-be suitor who has been hoping to marry Perla and combine their assets.

The sleepy village of Puerco Ahogado in Veracruz is so easy to fall into. There aren’t plenty of descriptions but the place comes alive. There are just these little shout outs to all the local traditions, the restraints on behaviour and the gossiping that ensures people are scared to step a foot out of line. There’s plenty going on here. People being lovestruck, petty jealousies, so much bickering and talking behind closed doors. It’s positively deliciously claustrophobic.

And, finally, did I mention some crazy decision making? Wow, just wow. These people. What the actual fudge cake is going on. There was no working things through, giving things time to develop. Actual planning? Nah. What ifs? Not a chance. I love it. This was so wrong it was right. I was like ‘WHAT’, my mouth gaping open like a fish, for a good deal of the time.

In conclusion, this might not be my favourite book by the author. But, given that it had it’s work cut out by falling into a genre that I don’t usually plump for and that my usual comfort zone of fantasy was missing it did a fine job of pulling me in and keeping me eager to return. Seriously, this has this pulpy, noir, historic, crazy scheming no-idea-where-it’s-going-to-go feel that kept me turning the pages.

I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.

My rating 4 of 5 scheming stars

Review: The Summer Fun Massacre (Slasher Season #1) by Craig DiLouie

My Five Word TL:DR Review: A Case of Managed Expectations

Okay, what do I mean by managed expectations? Basically when I requested The Summer Fun Massacre I jumped to the immediate conclusion that this was going to be your basic gorefest. Call me old fashioned but the words ‘Massacre’ and ‘Slasher Season’ I think very much helped me to go down that particular path. But, I did read an early review for this that suggested this had a police procedural feel and wasn’t just a (bare with me) ‘brainless’ slasher book and this helped me to be a bit more open to something different if you will. This is a really gripping story, there is blood and guts, tension and mystery but at the centre is a cop who wants to uncover the truth and I loved following in his footsteps as he tried to uncover the truth.

Now, before you throw your hands in the air, all exasperated because you’re now thinking that this isn’t a slasher story – well, it still is to be honest. There isn’t a shortage of victims but what really adds to this is the sense of mystery. I mean, what the fudge is actually going on in this tiny town? It’s really quite fascinating. A killer that seems to be something of an urban myth. So many secrets. Dodgy police and that one ‘final girl. I literally enjoyed this more than I ever expected. I came for the bloodfest and stayed for the gory mystery.

So, what did I particularly enjoy.

Well, the start is just really tense. We open up with  Deputy Tom Bailey, our MC. He’s on his way (back) to the local Camp which has recently reopened. The people there are spooked and he’s already paid them a visit to check out all is okay and calm down a few frayed nerves, check under beds and in cupboards. But, something doesn’t sit right with Tom and on a hunch he decides to go back. This is all taking place in the summer of 1992, what happened more or less ten years earlier, was a massacre at that very same Summer camp – which has been closed ever since. Tom thinks its a terrible idea to reopen but who is he to reason why. He backtracks to reassure himself and before he knows it everything has gone to hell in a handcart. I loved this opener. If you want ‘massacre’ this opening gives it to you in spades. And, what I particularly loved is the way that as a reader you’re thrown straight in. Tom is a great character and you immediately like him, you want him to live, but for a moment there things really do hang in the balance. It’s all pretty darned scary to be honest.

Now, enter the scene the ‘final girl’ – Mary. As it happens, Tom and Mary were a couple, way back when, before everything went pear shaped. Mary was the last survivor of the 1983 Camp Massacre. Safe to say the pair drifted apart after that but Tom and Mary begin to reconnect, she has information and he is desperate to uncover the truth. Again, this ia a particular route that doesn’t go in the way you expect. In fact I love the twists with this story. I was hooked. I was just having a good time.

Tom is idealistic, perhaps almost a bit innocent. He simply wants to make a difference but at the same time as being naive he is also someone that others trust, he is solid and likable. Well, not everyone likes him. The Sheriff, and his son in particular, don’t like his interference. They’re all for an easy ride and with an election round the corner they don’t appreciate Tom’s delving, they want quick solutions. But something doesn’t sit right for Tom, too many unanswered questions.

For me this is a perfect combination of good writing, a winning MC, a police investigation combined with your basic camp massacre(s) and plenty of twists. I mean, really, I didn’t see things coming at all. I love a good mystery with a slasher in a bunny mask – doesn’t everyone? Lots of tension and another book yet to come. Colour me happy.

I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.

My rating 4.5 of 5 stars

Round Up: What’s On My Plate for July

It’s been a while since my last round up so I’ll format this one slightly differently so as not to make it too lengthy. Instead of rounding up for June I’ll give an update of what I’ve read since February/March and also post my forthcoming books for July. My reading has been a lot slower in the past few months which certainly is not a reflection on the books themselves. I’ve enjoyed some absolute crackers. But, we’ve been away quite a lot and we’ve also had a lot of visitors this year, family and friends, which is fantastic but also takes time and attention away from other things. So, this year, by end of June I think I’m up to about 40 books – so I have some catching up to do if I can make it to my usual 100 in a year by the end of December. I’ll see how it goes, I’m not stressing about it.

In my last round up for (February) I posted the list of books that I was hoping to read during March (below) which I’ve updated here to show which books I read during that month. I had 8 books and apart from Steel Gods I read and reviewed them all. I will try to return to Steel Gods, I don’t know whether it was my mood at the time but I really struggled with it which was such a surprise as I’ve loved this author’s other books and indeed the first in this series:

  1. The Fortune Tellers of Rue Daru by Olesya Salnikova Gilmore
  2. Steel Gods by Richard Swan – DNF
  3. Daughter of Crows by Mark Lawrence
  4. Wolf Worm by T Kingfisher
  5. Snake-Eater by T Kingfisher
  6. How To Get Away With Murder by Rebecca Philipson
  7. Green and Deadly Things by Jenn Lyons
  8. Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman

I then had a break during April so no reviews were posted and although I was reading during May I was only blogging a little. I posted four reviews as I was trying to catch up – which were:

  1. Death’s Daughter by SA Barnes
  2. The Caretaker by Marcus Kliewer
  3. We Burned So Bright by TJ Klune
  4. The Calamity Club by Kathryn Stockett

I’m nearly back on track with reviews. During June I posted the following:

  1. This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me by Ilona Andrews
  2. The Unicorn Hunters by Kathryn Arden
  3. The Children by Melissa Albert
  4. All Hail Chaos by Sarah Rees Brennan
  5. The Wonder Engine by TJ Kingfisher

What’s On My Plate: July

I have already posted a review during July which was for Two Little Liars by Michelle Harrison – but this was a review book from June and part of my catching up. The books I’m hoping to read during July (I’m currently reading a June book – The Tinder Box by MR Carey) are:

  1. This Blade of Ours by Shalini Abeysekara
  2. Nine Goblins by T Kingfisher
  3. The Eye of Leviathan by MA Carrick
  4. The Intrigue by Silvia Moreno-Garcia
  5. The Amber Owl by Juliet Marillier
  6. The Witch Below the Dreaming Wood by HG Parry
  7. The Winter Folk by Jen Julian
  8. The Second Death of Locke by VL Bovalino
  9. Harbour of Hungry Ghosts by Eliza Chan

Quite a few books but I’m really excited for all of these so lets see how things go. I’d also like to backtrack to try and include some titles from May and June that my slower reading meant I didn’t get to.

Backlist Book

For the moment I’m not tackling the list I created at the start of the year as I’d like to catch up with my review books from the last two months to get back on track.

Bookforager‘s Picture Prompt Book Bingo

And the ‘wordy’ version:

Picture Prompt Book Bingo 2026 (text version)

1. A teacup and saucer  2. A set of weighing scales  3. A moth  4. A hand holding some fanned out playing cards
5. A hot air balloon  6. An acorn  7. A human eye  8. A cooking pot hanging over a campfire
9. A griffin  10. A large, old key  11. A hand holding a threaded needle12. An octopus  
13. A plant being repotted  14. A skull and crossbones  15. A decorative water fountain16. A pinch-clip purse  

This month I’m going to tick off a number of prompts:

A plant being repotted – Green and Deadly Things by Jenn Lyons (this really is a perfect fit)

A hand holding some fanned out playing cards – The Fortune Tellers of Rue Daru – I’m thinking of the card readings (tarot but playing cards can also be used)

A moth – Wolf Worm by T Kingfisher – gothic horror with insects, maggots and more

A human eye – A Drop of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennett – this may seem a bit random but Ana, one of the two main characters in this series usually chooses to wear a blindfold in order to help her restrict all the sensory data and improve her thinking

A large, old key – The Children by Melissa Albert – keys, very unusual keys I might add, play a large part in this beautiful book

A Griffin – This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me by Ilona Andrews – there are a few critters in this

A hand holding a threaded needle – The Calamity Club by Kathryn Stockett a group of women coming together, forming bonds and found family, there is actually literal stitching involved as well but I’m going more for the abstract idea here of the women joining together in times of need

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