‘Death is only the beginning’
3 July 2014
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Tough Guide to Fantasy, Tough Travelling

Every Thursday The Fantasy Review Barn takes us through various fantasy tropes where we get to display our favourite books with that particular week’s theme. This week at tough travel we’re looking at necromancy
‘NECROMANCY is, in Fantasyland, the art of raising the dead and you need a specialized MAGIC USER to do it.’
As I’ve just read this book – Deadbeat by Jim Butcher. In this particular edition necromancy is running rife – in fact it’s fairly central to the plot and dark magic is needed to bring back the dead. There is a very funny scene where Harry practices his own dark magic!

Frost Burned by Patricia Briggs – I can’t remember the first story that we meet the Vampire called William Frost – who is also a necromancer. Let’s say that Frost is a particularly nasty piece of work and in Frost Burned there’s going to be a showdown!

Chella from the Broken Empire series by Mark Lawrence. This is necromancy on a massive scale – an army of the undead no less! And the King of the Dead has plans…

Sauron from Lord of the Rings – also known as The Necromancer of Dol Guldur – I actually thought LoTR wouldn’t make it this week – but then I couldn’t resist! I’m sure I need say no more!

Tough Travel Guide – Minions!!!
26 June 2014
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Every Thursday The Fantasy Review Barn takes us through various fantasy tropes where we get to display our favourite books with this week’s theme. Today is minions (not these little yellow guys) –
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So, I’ve been trying to deny it but I simply can’t leave off The Lord of the Rings this week:
Grima Wormtongue. He definitely fits this description. Working for Saraman he infiltrates King Theoden’s court where he acts as a spy and insinuates himself into the King’s life. He has his eye on Eowyn – which – just eugh!

Orcs – they seem to be pretty minion-y – ruled by either Sauron or Saraman. They’re not a particularly brave bunch, and to be honest they need to floss and moisturise a little bit more, but, they have the whole safety in numbers thing nailed. There’s a bloody lot of them! I simply had to have a trip to Middle Earth this week. It would be unforgivable, positively scandalous, not to mention Tolkien in a discussion about minions!

The Narnia minions who serve The White Witch in CS Lewis’s The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. This woman knows how to gather a diverse flock of minions including: lude wolves, Dwarves, Giants, Werewolves, tree spirits, ghouls, boggles and ogres to name but a few! Below is the dwarf who serves her, he is unnamed in the book.
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Justine, girlfriend to Thomas in Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files. She’s a bit of a Renfield character – in thrall to Thomas who feeds off her emotions effectively draining her of life little by little. She adores him so much that she will risk herself again and again. And again.

The Kandra from Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn series, They are used as spies as they can mimic any person – they have to, injest the body to do so. They do not however kill. Their services can be bought but ultimately they are the Lord Ruler’s creation.

That is it for me – not a lot that’s original this week!! Stop over to the Fantasy Review Barn and check out the other posts.
We seek them here, we seek them there…..
22 May 2014
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Tough Guide to Fantasy, Tough Travelling

Each Thursday, the Fantasy Review Barn takes a look at ‘The Tough Guide to Fantasyland’. This week’s Tough Travel Guide to fantasy takes us to new and unexplored places. Off the beaten track these places can’t be located by map. If you’re in search of adventure then delve right in. This week’s ‘wish you were here’ is ‘Hidden Kingdoms’. (I tried not to cheat but I think that there are at least two questionable ones on here!!)
1. A world of talking flowers, cheesy grinning Cheshire cats and pipe smoking caterpillars. Be sure to visit the Mad Hatter’s Tea party whilst you’re
there. All you need to do is locate the white rabbit’s hole (located on a lazy sunny day, beneath the trees with a bubbling stream nearby) and follow the pocket-watch-toting bunny straight down. You need to get your ‘hurry’ on because he’s late. Read up on court politics before taking this trip – the Red Queen is quick to judge so if you’re partial to your head being on your shoulders tread carefully. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
2. Pay a visit to old Blighty and take a trip to London Below. A seedy and strange underworld where you will mingle not only with London’s homeless but also other fantastical people from different times and places. London Below is a parallel of London above with a few differences: The Angel of Islington is ACTUALLY an angel. Nightsbridge is a scary bridge that literally takes human lives as its toll! You may need the assistance of ‘Door’ to enter and the help of the Marquis to traverse the place however be warned that he can be tricksy and slightly untrustworthy. Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman (Confession: this is one of my ‘not quite so sure about choices – is it really a kingdom, or is it more just a ‘place’ – it’s never really made clear if there are rulers as such??)
3. The Split Worlds are just the ticket if you want to spend a bit of time in Regency Bath – well Regency Bath the parallel version! A world of Faerie that lies ‘over’ the city of Bath. Finding the doorway is the secret to taking this trip. Basically, there are mirror images of major cities all over the world where the faerie realms exist. Between Two Thorns by Emma Newman.

4. Forget the sinking city of Venice and visit instead the magical realms of a troll city. Incredibly difficult to get to, only for lovers of
caving and extreme near death experiences. For a hair raising experience brave the labyrinth of dark tunnels, filled with huge carnivorous, gigantic slug like predators and find the hidden world of the trolls. Trapped under the mountains by a vengeful witch the trolls have remained underground and largely unknown for eons. Thanks to a few hardy explorers and the aid of handy markings on the cavern walls more people can now visit this beautiful and intricately chiselled stone world of the trolls, Might be useful to take a torch as though magic usually provides illumination better safe than sorry is my motto. Oh, beware, some of the locals are a little, mmm, less friendly, than you might like! And beware of the King – he has plans for us everyday folk. Stolen Songbird by Danielle Jensen.
5. If you seek dangerous beasts, a wicked queen and snarling wolves that will chase you through the bitter cold then you need a trip to Narnia. Through the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city War Drobe, take the turning after the fourth fur coat and find yourself beneath an olde worlde street lamp – from there seek out Mr Tumness for tea and crumpets! Take care not to try some of the local delicacies such as the Turkish delight otherwise you could find yourself becoming a permanent fixture in the castle courtyward. The Queen is a frosty one for sure but here be talking lions and centaurs – what more could you ask for? A great day place to visit, get to role play for the odd year or ten and when you return you won’t have aged a jot! Colour me happy. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C S Lewis
6. Hidden in the catacombs underneath London during the Reign of Queen Elizabeth I is a different court altogether. Here dwells the ruler of Faerie England – Queen Invidiana. Marie Brennan’s Midnight Never Come – strange alliances between the fae and mortal, betrayal and court politics.
7. Next time you’re travelling through Middle Earth – on your way to battle, gathering your armies – take a little detour and visit the Army of the Dead. A spooky visitation with the Dead Men of Dunharrow – lead by the King of the Dead they’ve been cursed by Isildur to remain in Middle Earth after breaking their oath. Now, before you go a visiting – be warned they’re not the happiest crowd and only answer to the Heir of Isildur – so just make sure you’re it – Aragorn that is. Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien!
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