‘ The far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe’
16 September 2015
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Portals, Tough Travelling
Surely Narnia has to be on this list – reached by a little girl playing hide and seek in a wardrobe in a spare room:


This week over at the Fantasy Review Barn Nathan is taking us Tough Travelling looking at the tropes of fantasy. This week the topic up for discussion is:
PORTALS TO ANOTHER LAND
Fantasyland often has some unique entry points; not every traveler is born within its boundaries. It is a regular event for someone from a non-magical place to suddenly find themselves in this world of dragons, magic, and danger.
Now, I’m not sure all of these are portals but here goes:
- The Book of Lost Things by John Connolly – in which a young boy called David climbs through a hole in the Garden Wall straight into the land of fairy. A wonderful retelling and mismash of lots of old favourite fairytales in a lovely coming of age story.
- Howl’s Moving Castle by Dianna Wynne Jones- in which Howl’s castle has a door in which depending on which way the handle is turned leads to a number of different places.
- Coraline by Neil Gaiman in which Coraline finds a small doorway with a tunnel beyond and an alternative family that seems to be too good to be true.
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Is the rabbit hole a portal? I can’t make my mind up – it certaiinly leads to a different world. I tend to think of portals as being doorways and whilst this rabbit hole doesn’t have a door it’s certainly the entrance????
Anyway, what about these doorways:

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This week over at the Fantasy Review Barn we are once again traversing the tropes of fantasy with our trusty guide Nathan
This week’s topic is MAGIC SYSTEMS.
Without further ado. And with an excuse about my brevity this week: I’m having IT problems and so this is all from my phone! Expect errors and you will probably not be disappointed. So:
- Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson. In which allomancy is used and people ingest small amounts of metal which acts like a fuel to their particular type of magic.
- The Tiffany Aching books by Pratchett. Good old fashioned witchcraft with broomsticks and witches living in hovels (Sometimes)
- Harry Potter. Ditto the above but set in a huge ass school with bucket loads of students all learning spells and enchantments/potions. Wands and broomsticks are all the rage. The students even have their own familiars, although I don’t fancy having a rat!
- Feast of Souls by C S Friedman. This is a very unusual magic system in which the magic user chooses and connects to another individual. Their power therefore comes from that person’s life energy. Nasty eh!
- Sunshine by Robin McKinley in which the main protagonist gains power from the sun. (I guess the clue is right there in the title!)
- Strange and Norrell by S Clarke. In which there is an alliance with the fae.
- Similarly. Sorcerer to the Crown by Zen Cho involves magic which is fuelled by the fae.
- Flex by Ferret Steinmetz. This is an intriguing system in which the people with magical ability manifest the strangest abilities unfortunately their magic creates something called the Flux. Which is a bit like a nasty byproduct of the magic and can be very dangerous unless dealt with carefully.
- The Bondsmagi from Scott Lunch’s Gentlemen Bastards. I don’t know exactly how their magic works but I do know that they need their hands and their tongues in order to conjure!
- God given? Kushiel’s Dart/chosen by Jacqueline Carey. In which Phedre is chosen by a god. She perhaps doesn’t seem overtly magical unless being able to manipulate people into giving you what you want is magic.
That is all for me this week.
“Expeliarmus”
I ain’t been droppin’ no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you’ll follow me…

Samwise Gamgee – from the animated film version
Sam is a perfect choice of the unsuspecting bystander reluctantly dragged into all sorts of adventure. He starts the story as a gardener and ends up tackling a huge spider, briefly becoming the ring bearer and eventually carrying the ring bearer!
Every Thursday Nathan from the Fantasy Review Barn takes us tough travelling through the tropes of fantasy. This week’s topic for discussion: LABORERS
Not everyone can be a Prince. There is only room for one Queen. A few spoiled nobles can sit around and play cards. But fantasyland can’t build its own castles and roads, nor can it plow its own fields, nor cook its meals. Someone has to do the hard work. And often, as a reward of course, these laborers get pulled from their hard but simple life into a bigger plan.
Darrow from Pierce Brown’s Red Rising – Darrow starts off life as one of the Red’s, the miners who live harsh lives. He then undergoes a transformation to become one of the elite Golds – he definitely gets pulled into a bigger plan.
Ceda from Twelve Kings by Bradley P Beaulieu – Ceda is a fantastic character. An orphan, seeking revenge for her mother’s murder, Ceda has lived on the streets and fought in the pits – until she… (well, I can’t say because it would be a spoiler – she definitely becomes part of something else!)
Jax from The Mechanical by Ian Tregillis. Jax is a mechanical slave who becomes involved, by chance, in smuggling secret knowledge half way across the country. Jax is such a great character, he’s a machine but frankly that doesn’t stop you feeling for him.
Phedre from Kushiel’s Dart. Bear with me with this one – Phedre is cursed with an ill luck name and a scarlet mote in one of her eyes which marks her out as an anguisette. She is given into the House of Night by her parents when she’s only a young child but her fortunes change when her marque is bought by a nobleman named Delauney. From here Phedre becomes familiar with the ways of a spy! Taught languages and history she becomes deeply involved in a threat to overthrow the throne.
Finally:
Wart – or Arthur – a very lowly squire until he pulls that pesky sword out of the stone:
Speak, ‘friend’, and enter….
26 August 2015
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Gnomic utterances, Tough Travelling
Yes, yes, that’s not a gnomic utterance – but, I didn’t have one – so you got a translation of elvish from the entrance to the Mines of Moira – because LotRs.
Firstly – this may be only applicable at the beginning of the movie but it is a kind of introduction thing – if it was a book it would definitely be an utterance at the start of a chapter:
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Today at the Fantasy Review Barn Nathan is taking us Tough Travelling through the tropes of fantasy. This week’s topic is:
GNOMIC UTTERANCES
These are traditional and are set at the head of each section. Culled from a mighty collection of wise sayings compiled by a sage some centuries before the Tour begins. The Rule is that no Utterance has anything whatsoever to do with the section it precedes.
In other words… Those quotes that always start the chapter but rarely are connected to the plot.
I confess. This one had me stopped in my tracks. Well, Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn and Way of Kings series immediately sprang to mind and then I drew a bit of a blank. I started flipping through some of my books and this isn’t as frequent as I thought! So:
Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson
Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson
The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd
Watership Down by Richard Adams
I couldn’t come up with anything else – I’ve sat down and actually flipped through loads of my books – I can find lots of books with something that starts at the beginning of the book but not each chapter. I can find a book or two with chapters that end with a few words (not every chapter but a few) But basically I’m stumped. I hope everyone else has done better than me!
To finish with, gnomic utterances travels:
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“My only love sprung from my only hate.” …
12 August 2015
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Forbidden Love, Tough Travelling
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This week over at the Fantasy Review Barn Nathan is once again taking us tough travelling through the tropes of fantasy. This week’s topic is:
FORBIDDEN LOVE
Even in Fantasyland parents are not always happy with their children’s choice of partners.
Most of the romances here are not intended to be the main story – they’re all pretty much asides. Also, there could be spoilers with some of these examples so beware.
- Hexed (The Sisters of Witchdown) by Michael Alan Nelson – I loved this it was a really good read. I will say this is not a romance novel! Not at all. But, as an aside there is a budding relationship that develops between the main character Lucifer who develops feelings for a young man accompanying her on a rescue mission. Why is this forbidden – well the rescue mission is to recover the young man’s lady love – awkward.
- Red Rising by Pierce Brown – in which Darrow and Mustang become involved in a relationship. Again, this is far from the central theme of the story. The reason it’s forbidden – Darrow and Mustang are from different ‘class’ structures all together. Darrow is a Red, born into the mines and Mustang is a Gold, born into one of the most elite and powerful houses. On top of this – well (spoiler alert) Darrow is all made up as a Gold – the treachery! Doubly forbidden.
- The Greyfriar by Clay and Susan Griffith – love in the most expected place – a vampire and a human. Absolutely forbidden – a vampire falling in love with it’s food, tsk.
- Angellfall by Susan Ee – Penryn and Raffe – what can I say, angels and humans – it won’t be the first time that the attraction has happened between humans and angels but, forbidden or denied or not, there is a lot of chemistry that is very readable taking place in these pages.
- The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon – a strange world full of clairvoyants. Paige is kidnapped and taken to ‘Oxford’ where she will become a slave to a warden, one of the Rephaim. Mm, guess what happens next. Well, obviously they develop feelings for each other. Yep, didn’t see that coming! Again though, the romance isn’t the central theme of the book and in fact book 2 actually sees the two spending very little page time together. Of course, for the treachery and betraying their own kind both of them could be put to death.
- Stolen Songbird by Danielle Jensen – in which Cecile only goes and falls in love with the Prince. Wait, hold on a moment. That sounds too good to be true. Ahh, well, he’s a troll (not a cave troll thankfully). And the trolls may have abducted her because they needed a human to break the curse they’ve been living under. Yeah, not so dreamy any longer.






Finally, can we just take a minute to consider this:

No, not Fassbender, well, ,no… – Mr Rochester from Jane Eyre, okay, not a fantasy novel – but how forbidden was his love for Jane – very much so. It’s usually frowned upon to marry, when your first wife is alive and well and living in your attic! She was a tiny bit crazy though, so..




