Half a King and other random, or incredibly important, info….
Last night I went, with the lovely Jenny from Wondrous Reads to an event organised by Waterstones and held in the newly refurbished Manchester Central Library – which is very impressive btw -in fact we got lost temporarily – how embarrassing would that have been – going to see a fantasy author and can’t even traverse a library without getting lost (clearly we need some sort of tracker or just, maybe, Aragorn to help us in our quest) – we were literally ‘on an adventure.. ‘
Okay. This was a reading by Joe Abercrombie from his latest book Half a King together with a Q&A and book signing – would it be rude to say he’s very easy on the eye – or would it be awkward? Well, there it is – I chucked it out there! Also, he’s amusing, reads very well and is interesting to listen to. I suppose it helps when you’re in a room full of people who basically love your work but yes, he came over very well and I would certainly recommend you go and listen to him and engage in a few Q&A at any future events.
In terms of the questions (what I can remember or make out from my notes, which are not the best). The following is is no particular order and is not some sort of verbatim style record. I’ve just given a general feeling and I’ve not captured all the questions – I certainly haven’t even attempted to capture the humour!
There was a question about what part of the writing stage does JA like best. The answer being when the book has been drafted and is now ready for it’s second draft – this being the part where you finely hone your novel!! Jokingly put – the writing part is the least enjoyable part! The answer was longer but I’m summarising a little for you here (or can’t read all my notes – you can decide!)
In terms of characters and favourites – this tends to be the smaller characters of the piece. It’s not necessarily that they’re the favourites but they’re the ones who aren’t really carrying the weight of the story on their shoulders. They just duck in and out and are easier to have a good time with and consequently to write without always thinking of the bigger picture and, yes, sometimes these characters become more than originally envisaged.
One question that I’m always interested in (but never ask because I’m such a shrinking violet!) is: what type of books an author likes to read. The answer to this was mostly non-fictional books. JA mentioned that he doesn’t really read fantasy as it’s too easy to fall into critical editor mode and also in fairness it probably ends up feeling like a busman’s holiday. He likes to read about vikings (as do I!) – obviously purely for research purposes (same here! Don’t judge!) which is why he maybe, sometimes, also plays on Skyrim (this is also for work purposes!).
Another character based question revolved around the use of scarred, maimed or disabled characters in his writing. Actually, this was a really interesting question and answer that I wish I’d noted the answer to more thoroughly. Basically JA mentioned that he was interested in looking at the consequences of actions. Writing in a brutal world with sword fighting, wars and skirmishes means that your characters suffer injuries and this is reflected in the reality that people carry the scars and reminders of their actions. It’s about looking at fantasy versus reality really, it’s a fantasy world but it’s brutal and therefore the characterisation is a reflection of that. Again – sorry that I didn’t get the answer more fully!
In terms of future books – and I could be wrong, but the Half King book is a trilogy with releases due July/Feb/July (pretty impressive dateline to be honest). After that a possible return to the first law world with some tie-in short stories. In terms of the graphic/comic adaptations – it doesn’t look like there will be any more of these – it’s a difficult market to break into and involves a huge ass amount of work (I’m sort of ad libbing a little bit but, you get the picture).
There was the inevitable (and much loved) question about future film/tv adaptations and surprisingly Mr Abercrombie is not averse to the possibility! Hey, I’m not averse to that idea either!! However, these things involve a very lengthy process beginning with the right to option – which is really only a baby step! He certainly won’t be turning down any approaches so all you film makers out there, what are you waiting for!! No. Seriously. The rest of us – the message is don’t hold your breath just yet!
At this point – my note taking left a little (even more) to be desired.
Jumping backwards I think the first question was about naming any character that you wish you’d written? Now here’s the thing, this was right at the beginning in which we were told about a particular author and a particularly nasty little character that he wrote about – and Mr A said he would have liked to have written that character – and both names have escaped me – is that the ultimate teaser or what? Try to bear in mind that I didn’t want to actually, really take notes – I wanted to listen – so, I can’t remember the name of the author or character mentioned, mm, because… I was too busy listening. So, I’m very bad with names. That’s why.
Question about world building – which, yes, Mr A does maybe have a map and a timeline, and probably a few other bits and pieces along those lines! but, ultimately, he’s more interested in the characters – which is all good. The world building is important but it’s a setting and the characters, who they are and what they’re up to, what motivates them that is more important. Smiley face in particular for this answer.
I can’t remember why I wrote this down, or more to the point, what the question was but I do remember a discussion where JA compared himself to the Sergio Leonie of the fantasy world – so, focusing on the face, the sweat, the sun pounding down, the close up of the large eye! Dirt under the finger nails – not the type of thing that you focused on in your early western films! Basically making it real I suppose? And as you know the answer now you can probably guess the question – answers on a postcard.
Asked if, looking back, would he change anything about his books – no, that’s not to say they’re perfect or don’t have some howlers – but, that’s the book – I suppose there comes a point where you’ve finished basically (and anyway – and in this case I quote because it made me LOL – he CBA – that was jokingly said btw).
Writing for YA – No different really, yes, not dropping the ‘f’ bomb but – this is a different setting and so it doesn’t feel wrong or untrue. He’s not just basically gone back to the First Law world and told everyone to clean up their act and watch their potty mouth!!! There’s a story that he wanted to tell, this may be not as explicit as the other books but the writing, story and plot don’t have to be less effective and it is a different world from First Law. This book has a younger protagonist and I suppose in that respect a coming of age feel but at the end of the day young adults are still adults and they’re entitled to good fantasy too.
In terms of how he would sell this to a teenage market – ‘buy this book because I want a swimming pool shaped like a magic sword’ had to be my favourite answer – okay, this was just a joke – although now you mention it…. Read it because of the characters, because it’s good – just read it!
Yes, I have a very higgledy-piggledy way of writing this up which is probably why I’m not a reporter!
This was a very enjoyable evening and as Mr Abercrombie left us on a bombshell with the excerpt he read I’m off to read the rest…. ‘the end, goodbye.’
Top Ten Tuesday – 10 favourite classics
Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by the Broke and the Bookish. This week, 10 favourite classics is the topic and mine are as follows (with a favourite quote from each book)’:
- The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien – ‘One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor’ – actually, as it happens, one does – take that Boromir! It is not folly I tell you!
- The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien- “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” – I hate mornings! I have an alarm set to 10.30 am on my phone (this is historical and I can’t be bothered resetting it) and when it goes off everyone in works knows that I’m now awake and semi-human. They think it’s amusing! It’s not though – I hate early mornings.
- A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens – “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
- Rebecca by Daphne DuMaurier – ‘Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again’.
- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte – “I would always rather be happy than dignified.” – mmm, I seem to live by that – no dignity in rolling on the floor splitting your sides with laughter, apparently!
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen – “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” – and now all we need is a man in possession of such a fortune to come forward (boldly, where no man has gone before, I might add) and admit to that fact!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream by William Shakespeare – “Lord, what fools these mortals be!” (there’s a certain sort of undeniable truth to that statement).
- Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle – “There is nothing more stimulating than a case where everything goes against you.” – indeed
- The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by – “Daughter of Eve from the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe, how would it be if you came and had tea with me?”- simply wonderful, bring on the cake and crumpets.
- Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell – “I wish I could care what you do or where you go but I can’t… My dear, I don’t give a damn.” oh, ouch!
Them’s my choices this week!
The Truth is a Cave in the Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman, illustrated by Eddie Campbell
30 June 2014
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A novelette featuring two characters travelling across Scotland in search of the Misty Isles, gold, truth and maybe something more. One character is the guide, the other a half man who is not all he seems.
This is a dark and rather haunting story, illustrated in a stark and dramatic fashion. It’s a quick read that starts with the half man searching out Callum McInnes as a guide to to the Misty Isles. The Misty Isles are strange and mysterious, some say not always to be found in the same place! Upon this island sits a mountain on the side of which is the opening to a cave in which gold can be found. You might be forgiven for wondering why all the gold hasn’t long since been taken and the answer lies in the payment that must be paid for taking the gold. It’s a price that not everyone is prepared to pay.
I understand that this story was read aloud by Neil Gaiman to an audience at the Sydney Opera House, accompanied by the Four Play String Quartet. I can only imagine how spectacular that must have been. Gaiman is an amazing narrator and has the ability to hold an audience spellbound.
Now, obviously, I couldn’t drum up the same setting however I made the best of it, reading this by myself late of an evening with just a table lamp and my dog for company. I thought it had a certain ambience, a certain lonely spookiness if you will!
Anyway, I have no intention of giving away the plot of the story. This is a short read intended for one sitting. It is brutal in parts and is definitely not to be confused for a children’s story! Think more of the Sandman or Smoke and Mirrors and you’re a bit nearer the mark than Stardust and The Graveyard Book. It is a difficult book to review because it’s only short and yet manages to carry a fairly strong story that will make you think for quite a while after you’ve finished reading – in fact I admit I went back to the beginning and read certain chapters again. Even now I’m thinking about the ramifications of what actually took place. It certainly wasn’t what I expected and it’s not the sort of book that you can finish and use words such as ‘enjoy’. I think more that it’s a reading experience, with the magical words of Gaiman spinning a tale of folklore and superstition, family and revenge. I confess that I wasn’t entirely a fan of the artwork – but that’s just down to personal taste and whilst I might not love it I admit that strangely enough it does fit the story with it’s strong dark lines.
My thanks to the publisher and bookbridgr for a copy of this book for review. The above is my own opinion.
Maze Runner by James Dashner readalong week No.4
29 June 2014
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This week is week 4 of our Maze Runner readalong. See below for details of schedule and other bloggers taking part. As I’m late with this post I’m going to dive straight in with the Q&A (apologies everyone for being so tardy! Work and other responsibilities have been conspiring against me!) If you’re interested – it’s never too late to join in and if you wish to do so then either leave a comment or email SamAStevensWriter@gmail.com. Beware of spoilers below if you haven’t already read:
Katherine:
Alby runs off in the middle of the night to look at the maps. When he was going through the Changing, he said “Protect the maps”… but he also tried to strangle himself. Clearly there were warring forces at work in his mind. I can’t help but think his weird dash into the night means that he’s going to destroy the maps, not study them…but would that be Alby-Alby at work? Or Creator-controlled/changed-Alby? In other words, whose agenda is whose? I’m not sure that we can trust Alby now and I also suspect his motives with the whole map room scene. I don’t think he will be acting of his own volition though. I wonder if he’s going to destroy the maps and whether that will be at the will of the creators. Not sure why that would be necessary though as the maps don’t seem to be complete – perhaps he is going to doctor the maps instead!
Ashlee:
It’s evident now that this is an experiment of some kind, so why do you think the Creators choose teenagers as their subjects instead of adults? Are there benefits to this? I think they chose teenagers because they think they’re more maleable, less mature, less fixed in their ways and definitely with less baggage (although, if your mind is wiped I suppose your baggage goes with it!).
Sultana:
The phrase “Killzone Experiment Department” seems to connotate that the Gladers are in fact a part of some experiment. What do you think the Creators could be testing, and what do you think the ominous “Killzone” is? It feels like a behaviour experiment to see how far the boys can be pushed? The Killzone appears to be The Maze because let’s face it it’s not exactly safe. I think whoever put the boys there was expecting much more radical behaviour and that’s why they’re now pushing the agenda.
Nicole:
When they come to the writing in the maze that says, “World in Catastrophe,” I think of it as a message from the others to the boys about the previous world they lived in. What else could this mean? Why do you think it’s written on the walls in the maze? Do you think that it’s a message about the Maze rather than about their previous world? It almost sounds like an exercise that went to far. Like emergency planning but gone a bit extreme! I think the writing on the walls, etc, is just like a product stamp and nothing more.
Barbara:
On page 200 the Gladers ponder that the sun has “disappeared”. Thomas understands that there never was a sun and “Everything about this place was fake.” All I could think of was the movie The Truman Show when Jim Carey sails to the edge of his world. The Truman Show was reality TV taken to extremes. Do you think this situation in the Glade is just for some demented group’s pleasure? I actually never really thought there was a sun – and in fact I don’t think the Maze is high up. It all seems to be a fake reality. I think it’s definitely an experiment. To figure out people’s breaking point. To see how far you can push them? Or maybe a social experiment to see if they become a family of their own even though removed from their own biological family. Maybe it’s simply to see how resilient they are and how well people survive.
Schedule
Chapters 1-9 Read 27-April through 10-May. Submit Questions by 10-May. Post by 17-May Chapters 10-19 Read 11-May through 24-May. Submit Questions by 24-May. Post by 31-May Chapters 20-29 Read 25-May through 7-Jun. Submit Questions by 7-Jun. Post by 14-Jun Chapters 30-38 Read 8-June through 21-Jun. Submit questions by 21-Jun. Post by 28-Jun Chapters 39-51 Read 22-Jun through 5-Jul. Submit questions by 5-Jul. Post by 12-Jul Chapters 52-End Read 6-Jul through 19-Jul. Submit questions by 19 Jul. Post by 26 JulOther Participants to check out:
- Nicole @ Deep Thoughts && Rhyming Words
- Katherine @ Wrote Some Things
- Ashlee @ Life Faith Tea
- Sultana @ Heart of Sultana
- MovieGeek @ GeekedOutMovies
- Sam @ Taking on a World of Words
- Claudia @living on borrowed time







A Dude doodle
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Okay, I don’t draw but occasionally I doodle. This is my dog Dude. He’s a bit of a so and so. Mad as a box of frogs in fact – he buries things in corners of the house under imaginary leaves. He has mad half hour where he runs all over the house at top speed. He loves the hosepipe and sleeping on my daughter’s bed! As I highlighted him in green – he had to become an alien dog – in the background is his spaceship (not a flying fried egg!) You’ll all be pleased to know that I don’t doodle often….