Blood Oranges by Kathleen Tierney

Blood Oranges was one of my latest reads that I’m catching up on reviews for.  I loved this book and must start with all due credit – thank you to Nathan at Fantasy Review Barn for putting me on to this book.  Really, I loved it!!

I will just add a proviso to my gushing (not for myself obviously, as I know how I feel about it already, but for you) – this book should probably come with a warning – this is the grimdark of the urban fantasy world (not to mention a little grimysnark!)

So, the story is told by Siobhan Quinn.  She’s basically an unreliable ex junkie turned vampwere – okay, slow down – at the start of the story Siobhan is a kick ass hunter on a stakeout to catch a werewolf who has been having a few midnight people popsicles in her territory.  Unfortunately, due to miscalculations Siobhan finds herself being attacked by the were and saved by a vampire (the notion)!  Or – in other words, she’s no slayer although she has been taken on as a sort of wannabee and has a bag of tricks to prove it, and, on above mentioned stake out, and due to her inabilities with said bag of tricks (not to mention probably being a little high at the time) she gets herself bitten by a werewolf and a vengeful vampire all in the same night. (This is what I mean about an unreliable narrator!)  Anyway, she now has a serious case of dog breath and bloodlust.  On the plus side, she no longer craves drugs – on the downside, not only has she gathered a seriously erroneous reputation as the next super slayer, not to mention an object of both wonder and disgust simultaneously in the supernatural world, she’s moved to the top of a few people’s most wanted lists and has developed some serious hunger issues involving lots of blood and also a few guts and other unmentionables.

The plot- it’s your basic circle of revenge type affair.  Siobhan killed a baddie so now she needs to pay the price.  However, said price is more hellish than simply being killed in return.  She’s become the freak pet of a strong and incredibly old vampire – a very creepy doll like with child like voice vampire.  She must feed every two days (not to mention cover up her actions) and she has definite mood swings depending on where the moon sits in the sky on any given night.  You could say she has a motive for revenge herself – hence the ‘circle’ comment.

Why I liked this.  It’s definitely grim dark and a bit brutal.  The writing is choppy and jumps about with breaks and back tracking and the narrator should definitely not be likable – and there’s the rub.  I liked her.  She’s had a rather sorry existence so far but she doesn’t winge about it just gets on with things.  Even after her pitiful state goes from bad to worse there is no moping about!  She isn’t a superhero – she can’t pull a graceful backflip whilst wrestling with a beastie and she’s definitely not a romantic!  She’s a no-nonsense, get on with life and deal with it daily type of girl who has been frankly living by the seat of her pants and is pretty lucky not to be six feet under.  Also, so far – there appears to be no bonus to being turned into the undead.  She hasn’t become inexplicably gorgeous, a lot of the myths are just that, and she’ll probably live for a good few years but will be rotting away during that period.  So, nice.

I find that this is urban fantasy as I like it, warts and all.  it is gritty and dark and maybe, for some unpalatable. In a world of fantasy it just feels like it’s a little more real – in the smaller, day to day ways.  There’s dirt under the fingernails and sweat and mud.  It’s the difference between an old fashioned western and a spaghetti western!  The characters are not clean cut, neat and tidy.  They’re not all about appearances and they’re not always nice.  It’s like the first time you watched a horror movie that broke with tradition – and the baddies won!  It just puts everything on it’s head and means you can’t just anticipate that ‘all will be well in the end’.

Literally with Blood Oranges I never knew what to expect.  Siobhan is an interesting character not to mention pretty funny to read about at times.  She’s not girly or bothered about the latest lip gloss but this doesn’t mean that she’s all warrior chick.  She’s just fairly regular really.  A regular girl in a fantasy universe – one populated by all sorts of critters ranging from talking seagulls to bridge trolls – tell me you don’t like the sound of that!

Very entertaining and for me fairly unique feeling.  In case you haven’t guessed – I really enjoyed this and if you’re looking for a new UF which is frankly a little tongue in cheek with a fast moving plot, a few laughs and a dose of reality mixed in then this could be for you.  Highly recommended and don’t be too distracted by the ex junkie grim dark description – yes it is all of that, but, it’s, strangely, and almost against it’s or your own will, quite compelling.  I urge you to give it a shot.

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Art it Up.  This is a weekly meme hosted by Tabitha over at Not Yet Read.  The idea being to see if you can come up with some inspiration for a little sketch or doodle from your last week’s reading or just anything else in general. this week I’ve read quite a lot (not yet reviewed), in particular A Princess of Mars, Fahrenheit 451 and Blood Oranges by Kathleen Tierney.  The fan art is from Blood Oranges in which the main protagonist is both a vampire and a werewolf!

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Tough Travel: Holidays

Every Thursday we go tough travelling through the tropes of fantasy with Nathan at the Fantasy Review Barn

This week’s topic is HOLIDAYS (and yes, I struggled with this one)

Never too late to celebrate … holidays! Because fantasy festivals and feasts are always fun.  Thanks to Wendy for the suggestion!  And feel free to blame her if this proves to be as hard as it sounds.

The Lies of Locke Lamora – at the end of the story there is a celebration or feast which involves all the major nobility assembling in one tower, cannot remember and name and as I’ve tidied my bookshelves up I can’t find the book!  Result!!

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman – don’t know if this counts as a holiday but once a year the living and the dead come together in the cemetery and dance together – the Danse Macabre (I think this is on the eve of Halloween?)

I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith – in which Cassandra each year performs a ceremony (rites) on Midsummers Eve – involving a fire, herbs and a picnic – again, very loose but….

Sorry folks – I was less than useless at this one – I really tried but clearly the festive season has turned my brain into mush (and that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!)

 

 

My best reads for 2014

It’s that time of year again where we reflect on the past year.  I’ve had a great reading year and so choosing my Top 10 is always a bit problematic – basically, I want to cheat and be allowed more books.  Please Sir, I want more!!!  Anyway, I’ve come up with my best reads – these are not necessarily all new releases for 2014 and they’re not in any particular order.  My previous lists are here, here and here.

  1. Prince of Fools by Mark Lawrence.  This is the fourth year in a row that Mark Lawrence has made my top 10.  I call that pretty damned impressive and I think it speaks volumes in itself.  I loved the Broken Empire books and strongly recommend them to fantasy fiends – particularly if you like your protagonist to be flawed and you like your fantasy a bit on the grimdark side.  Yes, I worried, you always do when an author you like moves on, will they pull it off?  The concern wasn’t necessary as Prince of Fools was an excellent start and brought us not one but two interesting and very readable characters.  Set in the same world and even with a small starring role from Jorg – this doesn’t have to be read as a follow up but stands alone so you don’t have to play catch up. It’s everything I expected and hoped for and has a slightly different feel than the last one – not that I can really put my finger on anything specific. Just go and read it.
  2. Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson.  This book is amazing.  It’s a huge series to take on, I won’t deny that – in fact I could reasonably use one of these as a step in the kitchen to reach the top shelves!  Really, I loved Way of Kings but Words of Radiance is simply next level epicness!  You need to get into this series now!!
  3. The Serpent of Venice by Christopher Moore – oh my God, where has Christopher Moore been hiding all my life.  I loved this book.  Loved it.  I confess it took me completely by surprise and that when I received it I kind of wrinkled my nose at it a bit and came over all ‘meh’ which is why I was so overwhelmed at the goodliness within the pages.  Now, this may not be everyone’s cup of tea – the Fool can be a bit of a raunchy, foul mouthed little so and so, so be warned, but I couldn’t get enough of this and will definitely be getting onto this author’s previous works.  Witty, snarky, intelligent and just ace.
  4. Age of Iron by Angus Watson.  Another surprise hit!  I didn’t know what to expect but I was completely hooked.  What especially made this for me were the characters.  All flawed, trust me on that one, but just so compelling to read!
  5. City of Stairs by Robert Bennett.  This book is incredible. I will be shocked if this doesn’t make virtually every top 10 of all the rather discerning bloggers that I know and trust out there!  Since picking up The Troupe I’ve read everything by this author and he never disappoints.  His range and imagination is fantastic.  But CoS – well, you tend to think that if you have great characters then the plot might be wanting somehow, or if the world building is great the plot might be weak.  This book has it all in buckets and spades.  Get on it right away.  So good.
  6. The Copper Promise by Jen Williams.  I actually must say that I think I’ve fallen in love with this author a little bit after reading this! (Don’t panic – I’m not a stalker!!)  I don’t know why I waited so long to pick this one up – it’s a mystery to me!  This book is just brilliant, old fashioned type fantasy.  It was just so incredibly enjoyable to read and frankly I never had a dull moment.  Plus, dragons.  No, really, dragons.  And, The Copper Cat – she must be one of, if not, my favourite fantasy character of the year.
  7. Generation V by M L Brennan.  This is a new series to me.  I only discovered it, literally a few weeks ago and yet I’ve read all three in the series already.  That should tell you immediately how I feel about this.  I can’t get enough.  I do have one bug bear – having sped through the series with great haste I now have one of those interminable waits for the next in series – oh well, the slings and arrows yahdahyah!
  8. Blood Song by Anthony Ryan – this is another series that I hummed and ahhed over.  I had my beady eye on it for a while but confess the hype monster put me off a little until I decided to stop prevaricating.  Thank goodness – this is a brilliant read and one that I nearly missed *shakes fist at hype monster*!
  9. The Girl with All the Gifts by M R Carey.  Another book that seemed to take the blogosphere by storm.  A very engaging and entertaining read.  I’m not going to give away any spoilers in case you haven’t read it – BUT – if you haven’t read it, then, you know, stop doing the above mentioned prevaricating and shake a tail feather.  It’s worth it so treat yourself.
  10. The Martian by Andy Weir speaking of the hype monster – this book takes the biscuit.  It takes the monster to the next level.  This is the hype kraken.  And you’ll be pleased to know the hype is justified.  This book is really good and you won’t forget the main protagonist in a hurry!  Very entertaining.

A huge thank you to all you lovely authors out there!  You’re amazing.  And, a huge thank you to all you lovely bloggers (you know who you are) who point me in the direction of such good reading.  You people are all beautiful!!

Below is my long list:

  1. All The Truth That’s in Me
  2. Longbourn
  3. The Girl with All the Gifts
  4. Way of Kings
  5. The Serpent of Venice
  6. The Prince of Fools
  7. The Three
  8. Sidekick
  9. Blood Song
  10. Words of Radiance
  11. Icefall
  12. Half a King
  13. The Martian
  14. Annihilation
  15. Icefall
  16. The Thousand Names
  17. Moon’s Artifice
  18. Age of Iron
  19. Red Rising
  20. City of Stairs
  21. Broken Monsters
  22. The Copper Promise
  23. The Tropic of Serpents
  24. Generation V
  25. Burn for Me
  26. Blood Oranges

The best laid plans…of the average bibliophile

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This week over at the Broke and Bookish the theme for Top Ten Tuesday is:

‘Top Ten Goals/Resolutions For 2015 — bookish, blogging or otherwise!’

This year I’ve come up with 10 resolutions that will be easy – because why make it difficult to succeed (I realise that’s not the point but why do we have to make everything a struggle?)  So:

  1. To collect so many books they they’re stacked in piles all over the house
  2. To ignore people and refuse to be sociable when I’m reading a good book
  3. To have library books, that become absorbed within my own book collections therefore forgetting to be read and running up large ‘late’ fines
  4. To let my kindle battery run down so low that at that crucial moment, the last 10 pages in the book, it just blanks out – because that’s always a giggle
  5. To have no organisation whatsoever in my book reading schedule and just to make it up as I go along – because it’s all about the fun
  6. To read 3 books at a time until one becomes the favourite and muscles the others out of the nest
  7. To let my ‘one click’ finger run amok!
  8. To totally over indulge – in books, and maybe the odd glass of wine – because that sounds civilised doesn’t it?
  9. To do that thing where you wander round a huge bookstore – even though you might not have anything in particular that you want to buy at that particular moment just because – soaking up the atmosphere, looking dreamily at the books – and, well, I suppose you might make the odd purchase or come up with a few additions to the tbr!
  10. To be the easiest person to buy gifts for EVER – because, book tokens!

In other words to pretty much carry on regardless and just enjoy myself!

Finally, this isn’t a resolution but a hope:

To have a good year and to wish the same for all of you!

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