Department Zero by Paul Crilley
Department Zero by Paul Crilley feels like a slightly madcap adventure with a liberal dash of bizarre and a sprinkling of surreal. It’s an odd mash up, the baby of Lovecraft and Men in Black.
As the story begins we are introduced to Harry Priest. I confess I didn’t envy Harry his day job – his role has a very fancy name but basically he cleans up after any and all sort of deaths. Murders, suicide, natural causes. And sometimes it’s been weeks before the body is found. When the book begins Harry has been called to his next job. On arrival at the address things seem a little amiss and it doesn’t appear that the police have been at the scene to examine any potential wrong doing. However, before Harry has a chance to call the office (or the police) a group of characters arrive on the scene, saying they’re from ICD (Interstitial Crime Department) and claiming precedence and sending Harry and his colleague on his way. As it happens, this was the highlight of Harry’s day, from hereon in things are going to get seriously bad and Harry’s world is going to wind up in turmoil.
Without giving too much away about the plot lets just say that there are a number of artefacts and there are a number of groups interested in said artefacts. So interested in fact that they’ll go to just about any length to get their grabby hands on these items. The problem is – these items could unleash a force that would unravel the universe, unravel multiple universes and in fact parallel universes. So Harry, simply needs to change job, go to work, retrieve items, prevent world destruction, all in time to be home for tea and a spot of telly! Of course the job at the ICD plummets a little as soon as Harry joins and he ends up in Department Zero – just about the worst possible demotion you can imagine and seemingly he’s back on the clean up crew again.
I enjoyed this, it was highly entertaining. There was quite literally never a dull moment and in fact that could be probably one of the only issues I had with the book, that occasionally I found myself thinking ‘for goodness sake give Harry a break, or me! But, yeah, the action is none stop and in fact I thought the opening chapters were incredibly gripping – the scene with the spiders, I nearly had kittens (which oddly enough would have been quite fitting at the time and probably wouldn’t have been quite as surreal as some of the scenes in this book).
The writing was very easy and persuasive and the characters very easy to get along with. Well, when I say characters there are primarily two – Harry and Graves – but they had a very readable double act – good cop bad cop feel if you will.
The setting is creative and awash with creatures. There is no shortage of tentacles and beasts, gods, demons, rips in time, battles, dreamscapes – it’s difficult to know whether to say it’s fun – but it is. It’s a romp. A riot. Creative. Imaginative and entertaining.
There’s a lot of potential for Harry and Graves to have more adventures although I have no idea if that is the author’s plan. If more books were in the offing though I would certainly read on.
Waiting on Wednesday: Windsinger by AFE Smith, The Darkhaven Novels (3)
25 January 2017
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Tags: AFE Smith, The Darkhaven Novels, Windsinger
“Waiting On Wednesday” is a weekly meme created by Breaking the Spine. Every Wednesday we get to highlight a book that we’re really looking forward to. My book this week is : Windsinger by AFE Smith, The Darkhaven Novels (3)

The third instalment in the Darkhaven series.
Ayla Nightshade prepares to meet with the Kardise ambassador to sign a treaty between Mirrorvale and Sol Kardis. However, negotiations are halted as the ambassador is discovered dead in his chambers, poisoned by the same bottle of taransey he and Ayla had shared the night before.
Ayla has been framed for murder and the peace between two kingdoms is at stake. Tomas Caraway and his Helmsman must rush to prove her innocence before war destroys all they have fought for.
Along the way they discover the plans for a Parovian airship, the Windsinger, which reveal a chamber designed for a special cargo: a living one.
Together Ayla and Tomas set out to uncover their real enemies – a search that will lead them closer to home than they ever anticipated.
Due out February 2017
Book Adaptations
24 January 2017
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Tags: Book Adaptations, The Broke and the Bookish, Three, Top Ten Tuesday

Every Tuesday over at the The Broke and Bookish we all get to look at a particular topic for discussion and use various (or more to the point ten) examples to demonstrate that particular topic. This week’s topic is:
Top ten book to film/tv adaptations
This includes, likes, dislikes and some where I’ve seen the adaptation but not read the book. Some of these really won’t be a surprise but here goes:
- Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien – love the books, love the films. Aragorn *le sigh. Simple really. These films are so good and so true to the books. Yes, of course, some things are not included and some sequences maybe slightly altered, but not by much (to my mind anyway).
- Harry Potter – very much ditto the above. Great books. Great films. Although, and I hate to be critical, the last two films annoyed me somewhat – no need to split the book into two and I didn’t like some of the changes. Just saying.
- I am Legend by Richard Matheson. This is only a short book but it really does have an impact. It’s a very dark read and frankly is a bit miserable – but it’s supposed to be because you’re supposed to feel how the main protagonist does – and he’s pretty bloody miserable. I think the film adaptation is a really good film – but it annoys me so much how they changed the ending. For me, the ending of this book is what really has an impact. It’s just so unexpected and so good – it gives meaning to the title of the book in fact. Why change it?
- Watership Down by Richard Adams. This is a great book and a good film. Thank Frith.
- Bram Stoker’s Dracula. This book is so good and there have been so many adaptations that it would be difficult to list them all here. My personal favourite is the film with Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins.
- Frankenstein by Mary Shelley – again, a magnificent book. Such a conundrum – nurture/nature and who is really the monster here. It’s difficult to really pin down a favourite adaptation but I really like the one that takes a more comical look, Young Frankenstein. Brilliantly funny, shot in black and white and surely one of the most quoted films ever – if only by me!
- Shakespeare – could there be any more adaptations – I’m sure that somebody somewhere most have checkout if he has the most adaptations ever. I’ve not read all his plays. Okay, I’ve read one – which is A Midsummer Night’s Dream – and I’ve watched a few adaptations for this. Not sure how brilliant they were to be honest – I hold out for a really good one given what can now be achieved.
- We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver – this is the sort of book that takes you a little while to get into but, once it sinks its hooks in, you read it with an ever increasing sense of dread/fascination and horror. Yeah, I wanted more answers from this book – why oh why! Just why? The film. I have mixed feelings for. I’m not sure that it quite gives the same sense of foreboding as the book and it’s even more gloomy. They’re both pretty grim to be honest but I think the book had me more hooked.
- The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold. This is a book that doesn’t resound with everyone but it totally had me hooked. I think, given the way the book grabbed me, it was always going to be a difficult act to follow. I think the adaptation is pretty good but the book is so much better.
- The Outlander by Diana Gabaldon. A series that is very good to read and an adaptation that is really faithful to the books so far. Very enjoyable on both counts.
This list could have been a lot, lot longer. But, 10 it is. What adaptations have you enjoyed??
Naamah’s Kiss (Naamah Trilogy #1) by Jacqueline Carey
23 January 2017
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Tags: Jacqueline Carey, Naamah Trilogy #1, Naamah's Kiss
Naamah’s Kiss is a new 3 part series by Jacqueline Carey that once again takes place in the world she first created with Kushiel’s Dart. Moirin’s story moves us forward a few generations and begins in Alba.
Moirin Mac Fainche is the love child of a woman of the Maghuin Dhonn tribe of Alba and a D’Angeline priest of Naamah. A heritage that gives her some very interesting abilities and a journey of destiny that she embarks on shortly after the story begins.
As the story begins we learn about Moirin’s early years. I loved this part of the story, in fact I quite often do like these aspects of any book where the protagonist relates their early tales. She lives a very remote existence. Her mother looks after her and they basically live out in the forest. Moirin has very little knowledge of her own ancestry and it’s only when she becomes attached to a young man that she actually ventures further abroad and becomes curious. To cut a long story short Moirin’s people, the Maghuin Dhonn tribe were once very powerful magicians. Worshippers of the Brown Bear their gifts enabled them, amongst other things, to see the future. Unfortunately, their gifts were largely taken from them when they broke their oaths and they now live a much quieter life, unable to forget their past transgressions and being thought of by others as little more than witches.
At a young age, all the tribe undertake a rite of passage type ritual. Moirin’s ritual, without giving away too much, shows to her that she will embark on a journey in search of her destiny and this is where the story truly begins.
So, Moirin arrives in Terra D’Ange in search of her father. Of course, having lived a rather reclusive life she’s something of an anomaly to the D’Angeline people. She looks a lot like them courtesy of the genes she received from her father but she is nothing at all like them in character. Moirin is a very honest character, sometimes refreshingly so and sometimes enough so to make you almost cringe on her behalf. She has no hidden agendas. She doesn’t particularly seek money or favour and because of her naivety she does become something of a pawn by two of the most powerful people at court. It’s not all bad of course, she becomes a favourite of the Queen and is taught many things (including the art of love).
Her real journey, however really commences as she sets off on a journey to Ch’in and so at that point I’ll stop talking about the plot.
My likes and dislikes.
I liked Moirin. She shows a lot of development as the story progresses which makes good reading and put bluntly she’s just a really good person who cares for others. She manages to make a number of friends during her time at Terra D’Ange and actually becomes the student of a Ch’in Master and in fact this is how she eventually finds herself bound for the distant shores of Ch’in.
The writing is just typical Carey. Lovely, evocative, sensual, descriptive without being a burden. Easily persuasive. I love her writing and just find it easy to be transported straight into the pages of her stories.
I thought it was a stroke of genius for Carey to jump forward a few generations. I loved Phedre and Joscelin’s story and all the surrounding characters, I also liked Imriel’s tale and I confess that at first I was a little bit disappointed to be jumping so far forward but it was a bit of a master stroke. We get snippets of stories that are told by people in this book as they relate their own history and it’s great to have these reminders but it was good to step away from those characters and start afresh. I found myself really liking Moirin and also Bao. Their relationship did remind me a little of Phedre and Joscelin in that they had a somewhat tetchy start.
It was really good returning to Terra D’Ange and seeing what Moirin would make of the people and their ways. In fact she seemed to shine a different torch on their lofty high handedness bringing them down to earth a little. They’re so obsessed with good looks and appearances that it was just refreshing to get a different pair of eyes looking in.
There was more magic in this book. Moirin has her own abilities and these seem to increase as the story progresses – I wouldn’t mind being able to pull the twilight around me myself to be honest! There is also a dragon – but that’s all I’m going to say in that regard. In fact I was a little surprised at how much magic there was in this story as it was definitely more obvious than the previous books.
In terms of criticisms. Nothing major really. I did think by the end that there was a feeling of Moirin’s destiny being set in stone – which I was a little surprised by. What I liked about that is the way the earlier themes of the book played into the plot in ways that I hadn’t expected and I appreciated that it made me rethink things once I’d finished. I did think that in terms of plot this is a little bit skimpy. It’s not necessarily a bad thing but if you were going to give a brief synopsis let’s just say it would be short. The story picks up more once Moirin sets off for Ch’in but this isn’t a short book so it does have something of a slow feel to it. The fact that I enjoy the writing so much meant that I wasn’t too concerned with the slow feel though. For me, I can’t help feeling like Carey is almost a victim of her own success with Phedre and Joscelin – but, more than that Melisande. She is one of the best characters from any series I’ve read – she’s so awfully nasty that she’s just good. You read the books with this dreadful anticipation that she is somehow, somewhere at some point going to throw a huge ass spanner into the works – and it just makes the anticipation so good. She’s a difficult act to follow, as are Phedre and Joscelin.
Overall I enjoyed this. I read it as a readalong which I always enjoy when reading such a large and detailed book – it just helps you to tease out more about the characters and all sorts of subtle nuances about the story.
If you enjoy Carey I think you’ll enjoy this, it feels like a set up book in some ways, which is to be expected given the change in time and the fact that we have a new set of characters, and in fact if you’re new to Carey and feel overwhelmed by all the books in the series that you have to catch up with – well, this could definitely be read as a new start without the benefit of reading the others – and it’s a very sound start indeed.
I will definitely be continuing with Moirin’s tale – and this will be another readalong – so if you’re keen to jump in just watch this space for more details.
Weekly wrap up 22/1/17
22 January 2017
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Tags: Dawn Study, Deadlight Jack, Department Zero, Maria V Snyder, Mark Onspaugh, Paul Crilley, Weekly wrap up

So, another Sunday where I look back over the past week with a weekly wrap up post. I went to see LaLa Land last week – and I loved it – I would go and see it again without hesitation. It has a lovely old style musical charm to it, is beautifully shot and for a modern day film there is no swearing sex or violence – it doesn’t always feel easy to find a film like that these days and it was a lovely refreshing change!
Reading wise I finished a couple of my books and started the third one. I read the third instalment of Chimes at Midnight which I’m loving. I have three reviews to catch up with at this point.
Last week’s reads:
Dawn Study by Maria V Snyder. Fans of this series, I think, will love the way this concludes. A definite 4* end to series I thought. Review to follow shortly.
Department Zero – a crazy story with plenty of non-stop action. The start scared the bejesus out out of me with the spiders! Feels like Lovecraft meets the Men in Black. Highly entertaining. Review to follow shortly.
Deadlight Jack by Mark Onspaugh – I’ve just started this one. The start was very curious indeed and really drew me in – I have that certain feeling – the one you have when you really feel like you’re going to enjoy a book!
Next week I’m hoping to complete:
- The Grey Bastards, which is my SPFBO book – this is receiving some very favourable reviews and I’m really looking forward to picking it up.
- The Black Wolves of Boston by Wen Spencer – urban fantasy and evil Wickers – how could I resist?? Sounds amazing.
I also need to complete Rosewater – which I made a good start on at about 30% and am looking forward to getting back to.
And, finally, my cover compare this week:
I can see the reasoning for the grey cover with the stylised dragon on it but it isn’t as colourfully dramatic as the first. My choice this week:

Which is your favourite – and what are you currently reading?
Weekly wrap up 15/1/17



