Spins a web, any size. Catches thieves, just like flies…
27 November 2014
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Spiders, Tough Travelling
This week Nathan over at the Fantasy Review Barn has decided to take us on a really Tough Travelling journey. Through the tropes of creepy crawlies, insects, bugs, spiders and the like (brrr):
‘BUGS- Not in the Tough Guide but it should be. Let’s all find anything creepy or crawly, big or small, six legs, eight legs, or more. Bugs, bugs, bugs.’
Shelob – Lord of the Rings by Tolkien – one big ass spider!
Harry Potter by JKRowling – Aragog – not to mention a legion of other massive spiders (all related!!)
Charlotte’s Web by E B White – Charlotte is the spider – clearly – otherwise what the hell does she have a web for. But, contrary to our feelings she’s a good spider!

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl – an excellent story and packed full of insects – none of which make James run away – in fact they all help him on his journey. His aunts – well, that’s another story and worth running away from!

Spiderman – Marvel superhero! He has spideryness going on in his blood!

Honorary Mentions:
Incy wincy spider and Miss Moffat – okay, these are nursery rhymes and just go to show how we like to give our children the heebeejeebies about spiders!
Aarachnaphobla and Eight Legged Freaks – call me a maniac but I love both these films
You may have noticed I went for a theme of spiders – once I’d started it just seemed to flow so why not! Stop on over to check out the other petrified travellers and see what they’ve come up with to terrify you this week.
We come in peace…’ack, ack, ack’
13 November 2014
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Tags: Art It Up, Fantasy Review Barn, Not Yet Read, Tabitha, Tough Travelling
Art it Up. This is a weekly meme hosted by Tabitha over at Not Yet Read. The idea being to see if you can come up with some
inspiration for a little sketch or doodle from your last week’s reading or just anything else in general. So, this week my reading has mostly been dreadful – too much going on at the moment!! I’m reading Ancillary Justice and The City Stained Red but couldn’t come up with anything for those so I’ve gone for an alien – to coincide with Sci-Fi November ’14 and also for a random person with a couple of swords which sort of ties in with Tough Travel’s theme for this week (named weapons – over at the Fantasy Review Barn – come on, this person at least is carrying two swords so it sort of ties in). They’re not terribly inspiring so you should probably check on over to Not Yet Read and see what’s going on there!
‘Say hello to my little friend’…
13 November 2014
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Named Weapons, Tough Travelling

This week over at the Fantasy Review Barn we will be looking at NAMED WEAPONS as part of our Tough Travels through fantasy!! Definition:
Surprise! This is not from the Tough Guide but fits the spirit of it well. So let us say for this topic the weapon either needs to be A. Named, B. Famous, or C. Sentient. Thanks to Mogsy for the idea!
Godley Weapons
Zeus’s Thunderbolt and Thor’s Hammer – The Gospel of Loki by Joanne Harris
Swords
Michael’s Sword in the Dresden Files (think it’s called Fidelacchius), Jim Butcher
Fragarach – the sword that Atticus owns from the Iron Druid Chronicles by Kevin Hearne
Sword of Gryffindor – Harry Potter
Sting – Bilbo’s and then Frodo’s sword from LotR by Tolkien
Shardblades – Oathbringer from Brandon Sanderson’s Words of Radiance
People/Assassins
Graceling by Kristen Cashore – Katsa – a deadly assassin and the King’s favourite ‘weapon of choice’.
Smith (ex assassin) from Kage Baker’s – The Anvil of the World
Spark by John twelve Hawks – Jacob – suffers from a condition which makes him believe he is dead – this makes him the ideal candidate to become an assassin – no fear!
Other
Harry’s blasting rod – The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher
Jean Tannen’s Sisters from The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch
The One Ring – needs no other description!
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Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi.
5 November 2014
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Novices, Tough Travelling

Every Thursday I go a travelling with the Fantasy Review Barn and various other wanderlusting and most excellent bloggers around the tropes of fantasy as part of Tough Travelling. This week is all about novices:
‘Novice is a term in frequent use. There are not only Novice Priests and Priestesses and nuns: you will also encounter novice healers and bards, and sometimes also novice mages… Novices are always young, frequently skinny and undernourished, and clad in robes.’
Novices – more tricky than I thought – I’m not sure these are novices – but I’m having them. And, unfortunately the one book that actually has ‘novice’ in the title (by Trudi Canavan) I can’t actually have because I haven’t read – DOH!
The Magician by Raymond Feist – Pug – apprenticed to be a master magician at the beginning of the story (novice mage).


Blood Song by Anthony Ryan – Vaelin, in training to be a warrior of the Sixth Order.
Half a King by Joe Abercrombie – Jarvi – at the start of the story he is apprentice to the King’s Minister – which involves a lot of reading and a little bit of magic and is a role usually reserved for women.
The Book of the Crowman by Joseph D’Lacey – Megan – the keeper. Not sure about this one – although she is definitely young and skinny, clad in robes and under nourished.

Feast of Souls by Celia S Friedman – the witch Kamala – she’s ambitious, she wants more than to be a witch – she’s wants to be a magister and so she becomes a novice to a magister in order to do so.
And, honorary mentions – Harry Potter – he has to be a novice!
Can I also mention Locke and Jean – they both were sort of novices to Chains – and on top of that they both had to frequently spend time with other religious bodies as part of their training.
“I beheld the wretch — the miserable monster whom I had created.’
29 October 2014
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Tags: Fantasy Review Barn, Monsters, Tough Travelling

Every Thursday I go a travelling with the Fantasy Review Barn and various other wanderlusting and most excellent bloggers around the tropes of fantasy as part of Tough Travelling. This week is all about monsters – rather appropriately timed given Halloween!:
‘MONSTERS are likely to lie in waste areas, caves, and old ruined cities. You can usually detect their presence by smell.’
Firstly – honorary mentions. LoTR – so many to choose from Uruk Hai, Balrog, Cave Trolls, Shelob! And, Harry Potter – Basilisk, Aragog – not to mention Fluffy – the huge ass three headed dog!
Moving on:
The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman – the Sleer. This is a very creepy monster, it lives under a grassy hill in the graveyard. It was abandoned there a very long time ago and awaits the return of it’s master. 
Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer – the Crawler that lives in the Tower (which actually isn’t a tower at all but a staircase that winds down into the earth.
City of Stairs by Robert Bennett – the multi tentacled monster that goes on a killing spree round Bulikov. Also, American Elsewhere by Robert J Bennett – there are plenty of strange and monster like characters in this book. Particularly one that lives in a cave surrounded by tiny rabbit skulls – be afraid.


The Copper Promise by Jen Williams – Dragons! Well, this dragon/divinity escapes from the caverns beneath the Citadel and takes an army of strange lizard like females on a march of terror across the land.

The Serpent of Venice by Christopher Moore – I loved this book. The clue to the monster is in the title – a huge serpent in the canals of Venice!

That’s it for me this week. Tell me all about your little monsters!





