If I could talk to the animals….

I would tell my dog to stop barking at 6.00 am in the morning!  Yes, this is his most recent discovery.  If I bark the humans will get up and come down to see me.  Yay.  Why did nobody tell me of this 6 years ago!

No, very bad.  Give me a break.  I don’t want to know that there’s a 6.00 am in the morning much less see it and take part!

So, this is the pesky varmint’s latest discovery.  I hold up my hand and admit that I probably (definitely) made it worse – but it was with the best intentions and also because I hadn’t realised what was actually going on.

Basically, I have two dogs.  And much like your children, even though you think you’re treating them the same they actually have their own personality.  Dude, named after the Dude in the Big Lebowski, came to live with us at 12 weeks old.  He’s very integrated into our family, his pack.  Jack, not named by us as we took over his care age 4 from a family who were finding him too hard to cope with.  I call him Jackypaws – because he’s very sensitive about his toes – he’s even now a bit more quiet than Dude.

Anyway, long story short, they’re company for each other which is nice.  They don’t really spend too much time on their own because we always have a bit of a house full and we’re all in and out at different times!  Like I say, they’re both different natured.  Jack isn’t very vocal unless he wants something.  If he’s sat next to you and his cushion isn’t down he sits at the side, stares at you and then barks once.  Same if there’s no water in his bowl.  Or, when you’re about to take him out on a walk – he barks usually twice – especially if you don’t put his lead on first.

On the other paw, Dude barks more often and it always seems meaningless.  But, he’s never barked when he’s gone to bed at night.  Occasionally he whines – but thats only when he thinks he can hear you and believes he’s missing out on something.  So, the other morning, when he started barking, it was such a surprise that I thought he wanted or needed to desperately relieve himself and came down to see him.  This was obviously a light bulb moment for him and he now gets up every morning to wake me with the birds!

Not happy!  Deeply unhappy actually.  At first I tried shouting at him!  I confess. I’ve tried coming down and just liberating him from the kitchen.  This morning I came close to beating him with a wooden spoon – it’s the kitchen and it was the handiest thing.  Don’t worry.  I didn’t.  But it was a close call there for a moment.

In the meantime.  I’ve had a look on line.  The advice was pretty much as follows:

1. Never shout at your dog when he’s barking – he thinks you’re joining in with him.  Joy of joys!  So, I have actually been conversing with him even though I didn’t know.  He says ‘bark, bark, bark’ – which roughly translated means, ‘hey’, you up there, come down and see me (sometime!) and then I shout ‘Shut up Dude’ which roughly translated means ‘I’ll be there in a moment’!  Going well so far.

2. If your dog starts barking at different times such as in the morning, never go down to see him as you just encourage him to behave like this all the time.  Thanks.  I’m now fully aware of that but it’s nice to have my own theory confirmed even if it is a little late

3. Ignore him – virtually impossible.  I tried this on Saturday – he barked for one and a half hours!

4. Remember that dogs are not vindictive or spiteful.  Your dog is behaving like this because he is missing you.  Aw, very reassuring, but sleep deprivation does not bring out my best side.  You know the saying about a grumpy person being like a bear with a sore head – well the bear stole that off me.  It’s more like a Lynn with a sore head and even the bears run in the opposite direction when they see me with a certain look on my face.

5. Don’t beat your dog with a wooden spoon or other kitchen utensil.  Actually, I made that one up.

So, what to do.  Apparently I can buy a diffuser which releases pheromones that will relax him.  I suppose I’ll have to give it a go.  If it doesn’t work for him maybe it will relax me!!

Feel free of course to provide me with the benefit of your advice and wisdom.  I’m good at taking advice and bad at losing sleep!

Oh, I have tried up keeping him up later – even walking him at 1.00 am in the morning – it doesn’t work and in actual fact it’s just all more attention!! So probably the wrong thing to do.

Dogs, what you gonna do!  Can’t live with em!!!

 

 

Dragonflight by Anne McCaffrey

This month I read the first in Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonriders of Pern series as part of a readalong.  This was a win/win for me as it allows me to actually achieve three goals in one.  Firstly, vintage sci fi – currently being hosted by Andrea at the Little Red Reviewer.  Two, it counts as an entry for my Sci Fi reading experience being hosted by Carl at Stainless Steel Droppings not to mention being involved in some really good discussion and (c), as Anne McCaffrey is a ‘new to me female author’ I’m submitting my review as part of the year long experience being hosted by Worlds Without End, the Women of Genre Fiction Reading Challenge. Details here.  There may be slight spoilers contained within.

I don’t know whether this series really needs any introduction so I’ll be fairly brief.  The setting is Pern.  The feeling is mediaeval.  The fantasy elements involve dragons and the sci fi elements surround the planet that orbits Pern and on a cyclical basis drops Threads that pose a real threat to the survival of the planet.

The story involves a number of characters but the two primary characters are Lessa and F’Lax.  Lessa is the only surviving member of a noble family – the rest having been killed when Fax took over Ruatha Hold.  Lessa manages to survive by disguising herself as a drudge and working in the castle.  She plans revenge and isn’t afraid to wait out the years in order to achieve it.  At this point it’s fairly obvious that Lessa is more than she at first seems.  She has managed to befriend the watch-weyr and she also has the ability to use magic in a way that alters people’s perception or encourages them to behave in the way that Lessa wishes.

Lessa first encounters F’Lax when he is on a routine scouting mission looking for women to take back to Benden Weyr to imprint with the new queen dragon that is shortly due to hatch.  Lessa is persuaded to return with him to become a Weyrwoman.

Now, there’s obviously more to the story than that, the threat from the threads poses an imminent danger and yet F’lax and Lessa have a difficult time convincing anyone of the fact – it’s been a few hundred years since the last threads were eliminated and the people of Pern have become complacent.  They’ve let their traditions slip.  They no longer sing the songs that repeat their history and the valuable lessons they need to be aware of.  And, on top of that, they resent having to provide tithes to the Weyr – which I suppose stands to reason in their minds – providing food and other provisions for dragonriders and their dragons with their insatiable appetites when they basically seem to do very little to earn it.  And, to add to the dilema, during the last Thread attack there were six Weyrs to help defeat the enemy – only one of those Weyrs is still occupied.  The others are empty – a grim reminder of the fact that they are no longer needed.

So, that’s a flavour of the story, the set up and what’s to come.

I understand that this book was a coming together of two novellas by the author and having discovered this fact it does make sense.  There does feel like a divide and for my part I confess that I enjoyed the second part of the story more than the first.  I certainly didn’t dislike the first part, I thought it was a good introduction to the world and the characters.  We became aware of the psychic abilities between the riders and the dragons and we witnessed Lessa’s bonding with the new female queen.  However, at that point, whilst I loved the dragons, I wasn’t really convinced about either of the two main characters.  F’Lax comes across as quite, how to put this, well, frankly a bit sexist.  He doesn’t give Lessa any clue about what’s going on, he acts like it’s only a matter of time before she succumbs to his sexual prowess and can’t seem to understand why she isn’t falling around at his feet in a permanent swoon.  I mean he frankly does get on my nerves a little bit at this part of the story!  Then there’s the full ‘thing’ with the rape!  I really did struggle to believe that McCaffrey wrote that into the story – in fact I was struggling to believe that a female had really written it (okay, just to clarify – not that a female author wrote about rape but more that a female author came up with this particular element of the story which was basically intrinsic to the lives of the dragonriders)!  Then we have Lessa, who I like, but acts sometimes like a real brat.  She rushes into situations and frankly sometimes causes a bigger mess than would otherwise have been the case with her hasty actions.  Then, I had a bit of a moment.  Okay.  This isn’t our world.  The way these people are acting is natural for them – they’re on a different planet that was colonised long ago, so I needed a bit of a wake up call – this isn’t the planet Earth and these people are not bound by the same conventions or niceties as we are.  They have dragons, psychic dragons no less!  So, having gotten over myself a little bit I found it a bit easier to chill with my reading.

Then the second half, I thought, really came into it’s own.  We started to get a better feel for the motivations of F’Lax and the responsibilities that he takes so seriously.  Okay, he doesn’t always explain himself but I guess he doesn’t really have the time.  He cares, really cares, about his Weyr.  He cares for his riders, his dragon, and eventually, in spite of his best attempts to hide it, he really cares for Lessa (he just doesn’t want to show it and be perceived as weak).  Then we have Lessa.  She’s spent years growing up with no love or family support.  She’s secretive and only really trusts herself plus she’s headstrong and doesn’t like to take orders.  But, we eventually see a different side to her also.  She starts to fit into the Weyr.  She’s still frustrated but I think that’s understandable given that she’s such a strong character living in a very male orientated world.

What I really liked was the way that McCaffrey hands something to us in a way that we don’t even realise she’s even doing it!  She takes this young woman, who is totally out of place and really in a quite male dominated world but then turns it so she becomes such a significant figure – and she really does this in a very low key way.  Lessa is the one who discovers the time travel ability.  Lessa uncovers the secret of the Weyrs and Lessa is the one who manages to come up with the eventual solution – a solution which leaves F’lax at home fretting over her welfare and whereabouts.  You really do have to hand it to her for the subtlety she uses here.  She also managed to totally pull a blinder as I never saw the eventual outcome coming at all (in terms of the other Weyrs).

Would I really call this sci-fi.  I don’t know.  I haven’t read a lot of sci fi so others can probably better judge.  However, I think the sci fi is very light (that’s about the best description I can come up with).  I like to think of this as a fantasy/sci fi fusion.  If you’ve read Feist’s Riftwar saga then you’ll know what I have in mind.

The other really interesting thing with this read was it really made me aware of the difference in writing styles from when this was written to present day.  Fortunately for this series there is very little to age the characters or story.  As I mentioned it has a mediaeval feel and there’s no high tech gadgets that would now feel dated.  McCaffrey also veers away from indulging in different terminology or words which can sometimes feel a little bit forced.  But, even with that there is a definite different feel which I suppose is inevitable.  I just find it interesting and is a good example of how speech, writing styles and ideas change so much in what is really a relatively short period of time.  I also thought it was really interesting to look at the nature of the threat in the story – it’s an environmental threat which seems a lot more relevant for us now.  I don’t know whether McCaffrey had reasons for believing that environmental threats would become so real but her incorporation of this into the story is really clever.  There is no army attack, no little green men, but it makes the threat no less real to the planet.  She steps out of the major battle scenario the likes of which we see in Tolkien and brings to us a different type of enemy than we’re used to dealing with.

On the whole, I enjoyed reading McCaffrey, certainly enough to move onto the next story set on Pern.  I thought this established a really good base for future novels and once I got over my own concerns about right and wrong which weren’t really pertinent to this time and place I was able to become a lot more absorbed and appreciate what the author eventually achieved.

I think this is another of those experiences where if you read this when it was released you would probably be absolutely bowled over and I can see why so many people adore the books.  Thankfully I was able to put my ‘look at this from another perspective’ glasses on and read it in the vein it was intended.  Good for me!

Wool by Hugh Howey

Wow.   I mean, really, WOW.  I just finished reading Wool by Hugh Howey and it was (and cover your eyes and ears now if you don’t like profanity) abso-fucking-lutely amazing.  Hell yes.  There.  I got it out of my system.  I don’t normally swear on here but it just had to be said.

Really.  I love this book.  I’m not going to go too much into the plot because frankly I didn’t have the first notion what to expect when I picked it up so I think that’s the way everyone should go into it and I can keep a secret as well as the next person.

Basically this is post-apocaylptic – and don’t go getting all ‘oh I don’t read those types of books’.  I’m serious I really want you to read this book – in fact I’m just going to have to insist.  It’s gripping.  It’s compelling.  You won’t be able to put it down.  It’s thought provoking.  The writing is excellent.  There’s tension.  There’s fear.  The characters are great – even the baddies are good baddies!  Just get a copy right now and read it.  I defy anyone not to be drawn in within a few pages.

The strange thing is that it’s not like I’ve never read things along a similar vein and yet it feels completely original.  It’s destined to be a classic for sure.

Basically we have people living in a silo under ground – a high storey building in reverse.  At the centre a spiral staircase with different levels as you descend.    Starting at the top – the penthouse if you will – live the top bods – the Mayor the sheriff and probably other such officials.  We go through the layers going down to medical, tech, farming and eventually mechanical (but don’t quote me on the ordering).  Each level is distinct in that the colours they wear reflect their trade  There are nurseries and schools and close knit communities amongst certain areas.  But there are secrets too and as we all know secrets have a way of revealing themselves.  Now don’t be thinking that this is boring just because I’ve given you a bit of description there.  I’m just trying to give some information without actually giving any information!  I mean, there’s not like some sort of epic battle or something and yet there’s such a lot going on.  No info dumps and yet you feel like you completely know this world that Howey has created.  You are living and breathing with these characters.  You really like some of them and you really dislike others.

The outside is a hostile environment.  The sky is grey, the landscape colourless, the air unbreathable.  Occasionally at night as the clouds swirl and race across the sky a glimpse of a star can be seen.  But there is no life outside.  Nothing beyond the silo.  Just the remains of a past civilisation standing eerily on the horizon.  Or is there more?   Is there something out beyond the confines?  It’s difficult to say and it’s certainly deadly to try and find out.

The only way for the inhabitants to see outside are through cameras placed above ground – cameras that have to be cleaned – and there aren’t really many volunteers to undertake the task as it’s pretty much a one way ticket to becoming a permanent blot on the landscape.

This is such a difficult book to write a review for because I really loved it but I don’t want to spoil it for you.

It’s all about truth and untruth.  What do you tell people.  How much can they handle.  Are you protecting them or keeping them in the dark.  It’s a fine balance and one that when uncovered causes great anger.

So we have a tightrope being walked here.  Survival is the main aim and as the book cover states ‘if the lies don’t kill you the truth will’.

I can only say, again, and I realise I’m being boring now – this book is awesome.  I loved it and I want everyone to read it and tell me what you think.  Please.  And, if you don’t like it tell me why so that I can argue discuss the pros and cons with you all night.  You know you want to.

I don’t have any criticisms.  Yes, I had a few queries but they’re not even making the page.

Go away and get this book now.

Stop looking at this and get out of here!

The Six Gun Tarot by R S Belcher

Just finished reading The Six Gun Tarot by R S Belcher.  This is a very unusual book with a lot going on to keep you occupied.

We start in the desert with Jim and his horse Promise.  They’re lost and won’t last many more miles but Jim is determined to keep on going and get his horse and himself to safety.  They’re eventually picked up by a bit of a rescue mission lead by the Deputy Sheriff of Golgotha.

At this point I had no idea what to expect.  Jim’s story is quite intriguing and the beginning gently draws you in and is really quite engaging.  Then you reach the strange town of Golgotha and from thereon in anything seems, and actually is, possible.

Basically, there is a strange and evil presence held deep within the confines of Golgotha, an evil so old that if it is released it will undo creation.  And, this evil is stirring.  It’s drawing to it the weakminded.  It’s like a magnet for all things corrupt and yet it also attracts other strange powers who are subconsciously drawn to the magic that lurks beneath the hills.

On the face of it The Six Gun Tarot is a western, based in Nevada in the 1860s. The town’s sheriff is a mystery – he bears scars round his neck and seems impossible to kill.  His deputy, Mutt, is also an oddity with strange connections to the wild coyotes.  On top of this we have a town guardian and a Mayor who has a secret hidden in the tunnels beneath his house and if this wasn’t enough to keep you occupied, we have some unusual Chinese magic involving a jade eye, a secret assassin and member of an ancient order (trained by a pirate if you will) and a local shop, whose owner has a reanimated body kept in the rooms above, nice (and remind me not to shop there for me vittles!).  Lots of secrets in this little town and if you like plenty going on you can’t fail to be impressed.  The action starts up fairly quickly and once it does it pretty much keeps up a fairly consistent pace.

Now, all that being said I did come away with slightly mixed feelings and more of a lean toward ‘like’ than ‘love’ and I think the main reason for this is that I felt I didn’t get to spend enough time with the characters and find out more about them.  I also thought that some of the explanation in relation to the magical elements was left a little too vague, some of the dialogue could have been a bit sharper and I definitely had unanswered questions.  I thought we got a fairly good look into Jim’s past and it was interesting and well defined but I would have liked more of the same in relation to some of the other inhabitants.  However, and here’s the thing, I think the author has a reason for this – I could be wrong of course, but this book feels like the perfect set up for further stories set in Golgotha where more time would be spent with the main characters already introduced and to give time to build up their individual stories.  I actually hope that this is the case.  I think that if this is the first in a new series it will definitely be somewhere that I would like to revisit and see how the characters grow.  Not to mention I have quite a few queries – for example, what on earth is going on in the graveyard?  It won’t be the first time that I’ve started a series with slight niggles or doubts and I think this is perfectly reasonable if the author intends to take us back.

Anyway, part western part horror, sprinkling of sci fi and plain weird, dash of supernatural, mix together with a bit of theology and finish it off with a grand finale involving a zombie-type break out and you have a rough idea of what’s going on (and put like that it does seem a bit ambitious doesn’t it and perhaps the author should have gone a bit more slowly, maybe held back a few ideas but you certainly can’t say it’s dull).

So, will I be disappointed if this is the end of Golgotha?  Yes, I want to know more.  I want to see how the author develops this.  I definitely want to read more about Jim and see if we find any more out about his remaining family and I want to see how Maude and Mutt progress.  If this is a standalone novel I will be slightly more disappointed as I don’t feel it’s fully complete.  Lets wait and see then!

I received a copy of this from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Just finished reading Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.  I’m reading this book to include as part of my Vintage Sci Fi being hosted by the Little Red Reviewer and also the Sci Fi Experience over at Stainless Steel Droppings.

This is the classic story of a man who experiments with his own nature with disastrous results.

I do have mixed feelings about this story.  I can’t say I didn’t like it but at the same time I felt a little bit underwhelmed, I think perhaps I was expecting something a bit more horrible and dastardly.  It may also partly be due to the fact that the twist in the tale is already known to me.  Perhaps reading this story when it was originally written and not at that point knowing that Mr Hyde was in fact Dr Jekyll I can imagine the surprise you would receive.

What the story is really good at is looking at people’s nature.  I suppose you could say that Dr Jekyll struggles in keeping himself on the straight and narrow.  He comes up with the idea that by experimentation he can separate his two identities – the good and the bad – and with this in mind he basically develops a drug.  At this point I’m not quite sure that the drug really worked in the way he intended.  It allows him to roll back the years and become a less inhibited version of his self where he has no reserves or rules, Mr Hyde.  Nobody likes Hyde.  People shy away instinctively from him.  He seems to ooze evil.  Now, this is one of the parts I wasn’t sure of – did Jekyll really intend to just release the ‘bad’ inner self – the nature of which soon starts to dominate the ‘good’?  Or was he hoping that by separating the two he would have more control over both sides.  Effectively he develops two personas, Dr Jekyll himself does indeed seem to become more gentle and reserved but in splitting the two aspects of his nature the bad side seems to have the upper hand and Dr Jekyll begins to struggle in maintaining a presence at all.  Again, is this because Jekyll was already more predisposed to the evil side of his character – it does make you wonder.

The start of the story is told through Jekyll’s solicitor who has recently rewritten the Dr’s will to ensure that Hyde inherits his fortune.  The solicitor suspecting fowl prey begins to insist on seeing more of Jekyll to satisfy himself that the gentleman hasn’t become the victim of some scheme of Hydes.  Of course, it becomes more and more difficult to see Jekyll as he is rapidly losing control to the bad side of his nature.  Things spiral more out of control after Hyde is witnessed committing a murder which necessitates him going into hiding – difficult to do as the drug taken by Jekyll to induce the split seems no longer to work effectively and Hyde has become the dominant one.

At about two thirds into the story we then change tack in the way the story is told as we read a memoir written by Jekyll before his ultimate and untimely demise in which he writes of his experiments and subsequent struggles.

I did like the way this makes you think about human nature.  Clearly Jekyll seem more predisposed to commit wrongs and struggled to remain on the side of good – in taking this drug he appears to have indulged not just in his own guilty pleasures but also in his own addictive nature.  By the time he realises the damage he’s causing it’s already two late for him and he seeks solitude in a desperate attempt to remain undiscovered.

I certainly wouldn’t discourage anyone from reading this – it’s only a short story and very readable.  I think personally I had some misguided notion about spending time with Jekyll as he tries to uncover his serum and works into the early hours, pent up in his laboratory and also maybe being more of a witness to the struggles he encounters during the change.  I also hadn’t quite realised just how literal the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde change would be – I always kind of imagined it was almost like a dual personality – but in the actual story Jekyll physically changes – his looks, his age, even his stature.

Anyway, I’m glad I read this but I think it’s probably one of those books where it’s own fame has outreached the actual story itself.

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