‘Yes, yes, say it! He was my boyfriend’
3 October 2017
Filed under Book Reviews
Tags: Book Boyfriends, The Broke and the Bookish, Top Ten Tuesday

Every Tuesday over at The Broke and Bookish we all get to look at a particular topic for discussion and use various (or more to the point ten) examples to demonstrate that particular topic. This week’s topic is:
Top Ten Book Boyfriends/Girlfriends
I didn’t think I’d have any book boyfriends but when I started to consider this list I realised that perhaps I did! Here they are:
- Jean Tannen – Scott Lynch’s Gentleman Bastard series – Jean actually is MY book boyfriend. Nobody else’s. Just mine.
- Tybalt – okay – I defo have book boyfriends now I’ve started to think on it because Tybalt from Seanan McGuire’s Toby Daye series is very easy on the brain – definite mind candy.
- Joscelin Verreuil of Jacqueline Carey’s Kushiel’s Legacy series. Okay, so far I’ve got more book boyfriends than I originally thought. Joscelin is very easy to like. Very easy indeed. Not to mention pretty handy when it comes to getting out of bother. Plus, this guy is super chilled!
- Aragorn – did I nearly forget Aragorn? This list wouldn’t be complete without Aragorn. Did I have a massive crush on Aragorn when I originally read LotR?? Why yes, yes I did. Doesn’t everyone really have a crush on Aragorn. Thank you Mr Tolkien.
- Rhett Butler. Margaret Mitchell’s Gone with the Wind. Again, a book I read as a teenager and had a mad desperate crush on Rhett Butler. Who could ever want Ashley when Rhett was around!
- Maxim De Winter. I love Max. Rebecca by Daphne DuMaurier. He’s got this wonderfully superior aloofness that just makes you want to grab his attention. Not to mention a little bit of a temper.
- Seth McGregor. Gillian Philip’s Rebel Angel series. Seth definitely has sex appeal. I can’t deny it. I will just say though that this is not a romantic series at all – just Seth has this whole ‘thing’ going on.
- Alexander from Paullina Simon’s Bronze Horseman. I loved this book so much. Yes, it’s a romance novel. I can’t deny it, but it was so, so, good.
- Jamie Fraser from Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series. This is such a good series – and a pretty good adaptation for tv as well.
- I’ve left this one free so you can make some suggestions????
Plus – can I just….

The Last Dog on Earth by Adrian J. Walker
The Last Dog on Earth was one of those books that I wasn’t really sure about, don’t ask me why, but I went into it with doubts and thought that possibly the run of really good books that I’ve been experiencing lately may well come to an end. How very wrong I was. This book was an engrossing and entertaining read. Told in alternating chapters in the voice of Reginald Hardy and his dog Lineker this is a book that had me gripped, not to mention I nearly cracked a rib laughing at certain elements, and, I turned into that really annoying reader who insists on reading out to their other half certain tidbits or sentences that they found really amusing – even though there is no context whatsoever to the poor beleaguered listener. Still, it happens and I’m sure I’m not the only one who has this annoying habit and I like to think that I’m spreading the joy a little in such moments.
Before I even start this review I have to hand it to the author for a perfectly executed story. He drew me in with his witty opening chapters told from a dog’s POV. Lineker had me laughing out loud, and before I knew it I was hooked and wanting more – and that’s when the author turned up the serious dial.
This is a tale set in London. A very different London from the one we know now it’s streets have been devastated by war. Gradually we learn the back story and it’s a story of politics gone mad with hatred resulting in a desperate world where many people are deemed to no longer ‘belong’. A brutal and unforgiving authority now rules the streets forcing the remaining survivors to take some form of ‘test’ to prove whether or not they’re suitable or not – failure to pass the test usually ends in more than just tears. I won’t deny the world depicted here is far from pretty and what makes it undoubtedly worse is that horrible fear that maybe this could happen.
At the start of the story we make the acquaintance of Lineker. Be warned that Lineker’s language can be somewhat colourful and may not be to everyone’s liking. That being said he’s a very entertaining canine and his honesty in relation to his own behaviour and that of his fellow dogs is amusing in the extreme. Lineker definitely won me over, I loved the elements of his story and the changes he experienced during the course of this tale as his own beliefs were tested.
Reginald is also a very interesting character to read. Reg has withdrawn into himself, with good reason as we discover whilst reading this book. He has a certain phobia that makes him avoid people and so whilst the world around him is spiralling into chaos Reg seems to be coping – he has his own apartment, he has food, he has his boundaries that he doesn’t cross and he has man’s best friend, Lineker, to keep him company. Basically Reg’s own condition has resulted in an almost forced denial of just how bad things have become around him. It’s like he’s sat with his fingers plugged in his ears singing ‘lalalalalala’ at the top of his voice in order to avoid what’s really going on beyond his own four walls and the front door. That is until a young girl turns up outside his apartment in need of help. Reg is determined to ignore this young orphan as she lies perishing outside his door until the voice inside his head eventually convinces him to do the right thing – and his world swiftly turns on it’s head. Don’t get me wrong now, it takes Reg a long time to come around and in the meantime he can be extremely cowardly, he almost makes you cringe. His actions will have you shaking your head and wanting to slap him. He’s flawed. There it is.
In a way I felt like this was a story of redemption and recovery, it’s bleak but not without hope and that’s an aspect that I really liked.
There’s not too much more I can say about the plot without spoiling it so I’ll simply say that I loved this and highly recommend it. I don’t know whether to call this dystopian or post apocalyptic but I do know that it’s a story with a lot of heart and soul. It has it’s moments that are predictable (tbh), there are definitely moments that stretch incredulity to new lengths – particularly in relation to how smart Lineker is – because damn that dog has some knowledge (that being said, how do we know our dogs aren’t really masterminds eh – they have us worked out nicely after all!), and the ending felt a tad rushed. But, basically, I don’t care because this book just worked for me on all sorts of levels. I will, without doubt, check out more books by this author and I hope I’ve convinced you to give this a shot – like I said, if bad language is a turn off then it might not be for you – although, as it’s the dog….
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publishers, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
Weekly Wrap Up : 01/10/17
I love this time of year, I have to confess, the colours of the trees, the falling leaves, there seems to be a certain scent in the air and the nights start to draw in. It’s my time of year. I realise it’s not everyone’s favourite time of the year but for me it just feels like the season of promise. That probably sounds odds because of the cold weather and the shorter days but I love the seasons and Autumn and Winter are my favourites – perhaps because I’m a December child. Anyway, I thought I’d just get that out of the way because I was feeling all whimsical. I’ve had a lovely week, I have no grumbles and I hope you all have too. I’ve already had a monthly round up post so this week my wrap up is purely to look at my potential reads for the next week which will hopefully be:
- The Tiger’s Daughter by K Arsenault Rivera
- Deadlands by Seanan McGuire
- The Crow Garden by Alison Littlewood
A bit ambitious maybe, but lets just see how it goes.
Hope you have a lot of good reading to look forward to.
Let me know what you’re reading.
If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.

It’s time once again to go Tough Travelling with Fantasy Faction, On the first day of each month, with a pre arranged theme in mind, we will all come up with out own individual selection of books that take us travelling through the tropes of fantasy. This month’s theme:
MINIONS.
Minions of the DARK LORD can be male or female, though he tends to favour males (who seem to be more susceptible to the Evil One’s wiles). They can take many forms: BAD KINGS, ENCHANTRESSES, HIGH PRIESTS, EUNUCHS, DUKES, REGENTS or WITCHES. Additionally, there are the non-human minions, such as ORCS, TROLLS, GOBLINS and random OTHER PEOPLES . . . not to mention MUTANT NASTIES, carefully selected MONSTERS, UNDEAD, and DEMONS.
So, is there anybody at all who didn’t immediately think of these guys??:

Moving on:
Talk of the Dark Lord – you know I have to go there – Tolkien’s LotRs, Ors and lets not forget Saruman and his army of Uruk-hai:

The Sa’ba Taalor from James Moore Seven Forges series. A whole army of people who serve the will of their Gods.

The Death Eaters. JK Rowlings Harry Potter and Lord Voldermort’s army of witches and wizards:

Wolves, dwarves, giants and others who serve the White Witch in CSLewis’s Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe:

Renfield – Count Dracula’s human minion from Bram Stoker’s Dracula:

And, can I just add these guys for good measure:

September : My Month in Review
September has gone and we’re into the month of all things spooky – or October if you prefer. I’ve had a busy month and I’ve managed to read some absolutely excellent months. I hope October is as good a reading month. On a personal note I’m currently on a road trip in Europe – which is wonderful, visiting lots of places and taking a whole truck load of photographs, at the moment in the romantic city of Verona. Hope you all had a lovely September.
Books read:
- An Alchemy of Masques and Shadows by Curtis Craddock
- Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff
- Sea of Rust by C Robert Cargill – review to follow
- The Last Dog on Earth Adrian J. Walker – review to follow
- The Rules of Magic by Alice Hoffman – review to follow
- A Pocketful of Crows by Joanne M Harris – review to follow
- American Gods by Neil Gaiman
- The Beautiful Ones by Silvia Moreno-Garcia
My covers are here.
I must say that all my books this month have been amazing and my reviews will follow shortly.
Backlist books
American Gods by Neil Gaiman – audiobook.
Unfinished series completed:
None this month.
Books Bought:
- Dragonship by J P Ashman (well, I actually picked this one up when it was on offer but – it’s still very reasonable on Amazon :D)

Review Books:
- The Stone in the Skull by Elizabeth Bear
- A Time of Dread by John Gwynne
- The Toy Makers by Robert Dinsdale
- Weave a Circle Round by Kari Maaren
I must say that I’m pretty damn pleased with myself for showing such restraint this month. 😀
My Cover compare this month – The Rules of Magic by Alice Hoffman:
I prefer the golden cover – I’d not seen the other cover before and I do like it but the first one just seems to have a glow about it – as though it’s been dusted with fairy dust.

I’ve completed the third month of the SPFBO and will be posting about that shortly.
Hope you’ve all had a great September and hope your October is even better..



