Sidekick Returns by Auralee Wallace

Posted On 21 December 2015

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27852830Sidekick Returns by Auralee Wallace is the second book that brings to us the very entertaining exploits of would-be-superhero Bremy St James.

I really enjoyed this, in fact I’d go so far as to say I thought it was better than the first.

In this second instalment Bremy is once again striving to be the superhero.  Her mentor Dark Ryder seems to be giving her the cold shoulder, her best attempts at crime fighting all end in disaster, she seems to be getting mixed up more deeply with the mob and her hot boyfriend appears to be giving her the Big E.  Things aren’t looking good and to top it all off Bremy’s maniac father is having her followed, she’s not in his good books and given that he’s already tried to kill her once this means she needs to be very careful and, her sister, the one person in the world who she genuinely cares for, is also ignoring her calls.  What more could possible go wrong – well, just read it and find out.

Madcap, over the top, comic book style adventures, carnival floats, baddies, goodies, moustache twirling, female wrestling and kickass style antics.  Okay, the moustache twirling I just made up but the rest is all in there.

I’m not going to talk of the plot at all.  Suffice to say that this book is crazy, zany, fast paced and fun.  I really enjoyed it and the inner voice of Bremy made me laugh.  Think of Batman and all his super cool heroics, his gadgets, his demeanour – now deduct all of that and you’re still even nowhere near in the vicinity of the disaster of Bremy!  She makes you want to tear your hair out.  If something can go wrong it will.  She thinks she’s tough but frankly she’s more of a flailing rich tea biscuit than a chunky hobnob. She literally can’t see the writing on the wall, even when it’s written on the wall, in front of her eyes, in huge pink neon letters with blinking lights and a huge arrow pointing to it.  However, what Bremy lacks in superhero ability she makes up for with dumb persistence and being a bit of a softie.  She can be a  bit ‘judgey’, or more to the point her mouth tends to run away with her sometimes before her brain catches up, but she’s really not a bad person and you do end up shouting in her corner.

And to prove that she’s okay – she has a bunch of even weirder, prickly on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside friends.  I’m particularly thinking of the chapters of the fancy pants party at the museum where Bart turns up as the Crime Mime and Queenie rolls up in a hearse, accompanied by the Funeral Director and dressed as Jessica Rabbit’s evil sister.  Of course we have Bremy’s father who is the ultimate baddie but on top of this we have a new player called the Little Big Shot and a new superhero called The Angel of St James who is very capable and has her own bag of goodies – not to mention a cape!

I’m really not going to elaborate further.  I think this was a great second story – I’m pretty certain it could be read as a standalone.  It’s an excellent comic book style superhero story with oodles of crazy fun and seat of the pants action.  I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Thanks to the author and publisher for a review copy.  I sincerely hope there’ll be more Bremy on the cards.

 

 

Name that movie (21)

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As part of Stainless Steel Droppings 2016 Sci Fi Experience which runs through 1st December to close of January (details here) I’m going to blog a quote (or two) from a different sci fi movie each day.  See if you can guess the film.  Yesterday’s quotes were taken from The Fly (below are the various stages of Seth Brundle’s transformation into Brundlefly (skip over if you’re squeamish – or you’re about to eat!):

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Today’s quotes:

‘This valley is just one long smorgasbord.’

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‘So what if we make it back to the rocks? We’ll only last for 3 days!’

‘Well I wanna live for the 3 days!’

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‘Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn’t ya you bastard!’

 

 

Name that movie (20)

2016scifiexp300

As part of Stainless Steel Droppings 2016 Sci Fi Experience which runs through 1st December to close of January (details here) I’m going to blog a quote (or two) from a different sci fi movie each day.  See if you can guess the film.  Yesterday’s quotes were taken from WALL-E:

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Today’s quotes:

‘Something went wrong, S***. When you went through, something went wrong.’

‘There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she’ll die.’

Help me. Please… help me.

 

Uprooted by Naomi Novik

Posted On 20 December 2015

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22544764Uprooted was my first book by Naomi Novik but it certainly won’t be my last.  This book is a delicious combination of fairytale, fantasy and beautiful storytelling.  It took me by surprise and I loved it.

The story is based in, well, your basic fairytale setting!  A small village nestled up against a foreboding wood, the mountains looming in the distance.  The villagers are all scared of the wood and pay it a certain sort of respect in that they never under estimate what could happen!  In a tower on the outskirts of the village lives a powerful sorcerer.  At 150 years of age he still appears as a young man and his magic keeps the wood from encroaching further and swallowing the village and it’s people entirely.  Every ten years, the sorcerer chooses a girl from the village.  Of course the villagers don’t rebel against this because the sorcerer is their only source of protection.  In fact, over the years the villagers, recognising the girls that will be chosen, prepare them for this eventuality.  Nobody knows why the sorcerer needs the girls.  Whether he has lewd plans or uses them for something even more nefarious!

We start the story with Agnieszka and what a wonderful narrator she is.  She totally captivated me from page one.  Her lifelong friend, Kasia, is the village beauty and, as such has been long acknowledged as the sorcerer’s (or Dragon’s) next choice.  Of course the villagers know the year that a new girl will be chosen which makes it easy to narrow down the possibilities.  However, when the time comes things are turned on their head slightly and totally out of character the Dragon chooses Agnieszka.  A choice which is about to turn both their worlds upside down.

So, characters.  Well, I liked Agnieszka.  I liked her honesty in the face of certain revelations that occur during the story.  I liked her narrative voice and her loyalty to her friend.  She’s not perfect.  Sometimes you could shake her.  Sometimes you could almost shout into the pages to her but overall I really liked her.  Sarkan.  Well, he’s 150 years old and frankly he’s a grumpy and curmudgeonly so and so.  He’s been far removed from polite society for too long and he just doesn’t know how to treat people any longer.  He’s thoroughly rude to Agnieszka on occasion and he certainly has no intention of making her transition easy, in fact it wouldn’t even occur to him to do so.  However, Agnieszka seems to surprise him out of his comfort zone on a fairly regular basis, she’s got magic of her own and she seems much more adept than he would have ever considered.  Mysteriously, the girls from the village are needed for a certain reason and he’s not really trying to form lasting friendships here.  All the girls, upon leaving, usually seek new starts elsewhere.  The village just doesn’t seem to hold the same appeal to them any longer.

Recall the song, ‘if you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise’ well, the wood in this story is the surprise character.  Wonderfully sinister and with a history of it’s own it seems to ooze malevolence and is full of magic and mystery.  This wood has it’s own tale to tell.

Now, a few things here.  Firstly, and I won’t elaborate, but the dragon (or Sarkan) has his own reasons for the choices he makes.  The Villagers also have their own reasons for staying put and seemingly giving up a girl every ten years and likewise the girls have their own reasons for leaving after their time at the tower concludes.  That all sounds very teasing but I’m afraid I can’t say more.

The world is a wonderful fantasy and fairytale place combined.  The magic is creative and unusual.  The characters are alternately grumpy and stubborn, there’s some wonderful sizzling going on between the main pair, although this is not a story focused on romance.  The plot is a lovely combination of fairytales with echoes of Baba Yaga and Beauty and the Beast.

I really enjoyed this and can’t wait to read more from this author.

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As part of Stainless Steel Droppings 2016 Sci Fi Experience which runs through 1st December to close of January (details here) I’m going to blog a quote (or two) from a different sci fi movie each day.  See if you can guess the film.  Yesterday’s quotes were taken from Back to the Future:

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Back to the Future (1985) Directed by Robert Zemeckis 

Today’s quotes:

‘Caution: Rogue robots. Caution…’

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‘Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh… Oh, I see the ship’s log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I’m sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we’d be… doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free sep-tua-centennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that.’

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AUTO, you are relieved of duty!

 

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