#SPFBOX Review: The Humane Society for Creatures & Cryptids (Teraglossa #1) by Stephanie A. Gillis
14 April 2025
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I can hardly believe that SPFBO X is fast approaching it’s conclusion. This year I’ve changed my MO and decided to read all the finalists before reviewing. To be honest, I don’t think that was perhaps the best step on my part, mainly because there were some very chunky books this year and the reading has taken me longer than I would have liked – usually I like to start posting reviews a little earlier. Anyhow, the best laid plans, it can’t be helped. This is where I’m at and for the next two weeks I shall be posting reviews. Here’s a link to the Finalist table.
Lets start with the description from Goodreads:
The Lambros family has never fit in with the town of Pandora, even from the very beginning. Since their ancestors immigrated from Greece with magical creatures in tow, the townsfolk have never trusted them and that hasn’t changed in the centuries since. Now, Melpomene, Calliope, and Thalia struggle to live their every day lives. When new girl, Asha Singh moves to town, everything changes. Thalia, once determined to escape Pandora upon graduation, finds herself growing closer to the heiress of the new resort in town and puts her plans on hold as their relationship develops. All the while, a man has entered the grounds, sent by their mother to help prepare for the newest creature en route to the house. His intentions come into question as he tries to befriend the distrustful Calliope, whose own abilities with the animals seem something out of a fairytale. With their mother missing, Melpomene struggles to keep the house together amidst the changes in the town, the newcomers to their lives, and the impending threat of their secret life being exposed to the community and the world. As the three sisters deal with their own personal problems, the divide between them grows wide when they need to band together the most or else it may end with one of them in the hands of their greatest enemy.
My thoughts below:
The Humane Society for Creatures and Cryptids (THSfC&C) was a book that I really enjoyed. It’s very family focused involving three sisters and the secret work that they are responsible for – work that very much makes them outcasts to the community in which they live.
When we first meet the Lambros sisters their everyday life is nothing if not chaotic and is weighing heavily on all of them in different ways.
Melpomene is the oldest sister and takes responsibility for the family, house and business. She’s a fixer and constantly worries that she’s not succeeding in keeping the family together. Melpomene has no magical abilities as such but is a typical homemaker. As I already mentioned all the sisters are in something of a rut as the story begins and they’re all so busy with their lives that they’ve almost lost sight of everything they have.
Calliope is the middle sister (and I confess my favourite). Calliope shares a special bond with all the creatures and critters that her family try to rescue and protect. The animals love her and bend to her will. She has a troubling past and has withdrawn from society preferring the company of the critters she looks after and loves. As the story begins she is preparing for a new creature’s arrival and her time is taken with this preparation. Until a young man arrives, sent by the girl’s mother to help them make ready.
Thalia is the youngest sister, still at school and definitely struggling with a ridiculous amount of bullying from the locals. Thalia is about to become a little enamoured with the new girl at school, Asha, who is also very intrigued with Thalia and the rumours that circulate about her family. Thalia has plans to leave the town of Pandora. She wants to see the world and explore new places and is searching for a way to make this happen. I think in terms of her two sisters – they’re so far removed from the whole school/community feel in general that in a way they fail to see how much Thalia is struggling.
Asha is the daughter of a wealthy couple who are responsible for a new, glitzy resort in town. In one respect her pov feels a little conveniently engineered – it gives us a person who is curious and involved with one of the family members thereby opening an opportunity to describe things afresh for readers. That being said I liked her character well enough.
The place feels modern, cars, mobiles, the usual modern accoutrements. We spend a bit of time at school but predominantly we are based at the Lambros property. A ramshackle and rambling house set in it’s own extensive grounds and surrounded by forest, which helps with keeping the family business a secret – although there is a good deal of curiosity and snooping. The house is home not only to the girls but also a wonderful selection of creatures. I loved that each chapter gave a description for a new critter that usually played a role in the forthcoming pages.
The storyline. Well, this is a cosy romantasy but, that being said, after a fairly mild and low stake first half the second half of the story becomes much more dramatic. The girls have to pull together to protect the business overcoming their own fears to unite and strengthen.
What really worked for me. I enjoyed the writing, the family dynamic is really good, all the characters have clear and individual voices and although (I think) this is over 500 pages it felt like a quick and compelling read.
In terms of criticisms. Well, nothing that really spoiled it for me but, there are three romances that all seem to spring out of nowhere and become quite quickly ‘big things’. Now that’s something of a coincidence – three sisters all finding love interests at exactly the same time – but, hey, it could happen. There is a little foreshadowing that make it fairly obvious in which direction certain storylines are going. Also, there is the trauma of Calliope’s past which may be difficult for some readers and finally there’s the usual ‘missing parents’ – definitely an overused trope for me – but, again, nothing that made me want to stop reading.
Overall, I had a good time with this book and if the second book was available I would have undoubtedly picked up a copy straight away.
I received a copy courtesy of the author, for which my thanks. The above is my own opiniion.
My rating 7.5
Review: Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman
25 March 2025
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My Five Word TL:DR Review: Atmospheric, Creepy – That Ending Though
Incidents Around the House. In a nutshell is a horror story with a strange entity that lives in a closet and has attached itself to a the youngest family member – Bela, aged 8.
I really liked that the author chose to tell the tale from Bela’s point of view. I’m not sure all the scenes are always believable but putting that to one side for the moment I think this voice brings a certain level of innocence to the story that wouldn’t otherwise be there. Bela is coming to an age where she’s becoming more aware. Maybe everything in her family life isn’t quite as perfect as she always thought, little cracks are appearing and observing and discovering the true nature of the relationships at play here was all the more intriguing for having a child’s voice.
Bela has a friend, at least that’s the way the story begins. Other Mommy likes to talk to Bela when she’s alone, the thing is though, recently she’s asking something of Bela that makes her uncomfortable. She wants Bela to let her into her heart – but Bela is very confused. She doesn’t understand what this means and she’s now becoming more wary of Other Mother – especially as her demands are starting to feel a bit more pushy.
Meanwhile, through Bela’s observations we begin to see that not everything is perfect between her parents. I won’t elaborate on this but leave you to discover the whys and wherefores for yourself. It made me think at first that Other Mother was some sort of manifestation that had come about as a result of Bela’s own troubled thinking. However, as the story progresses the Other Mother reveals herself to other people – which is always a terrifying experience for them. On top of this, she’s no longer confined to Bela’s bedroom or closet but even seems to be able to follow her to the park and who knows where else.
Other Mother – okay, well, I couldn’t help but envision her/it as a strange mash between Momma and Coraline – I mean, once that dark image was in my brain it pretty much took up residence there and refused to budge – so that’s how I was envisioning her. She’s one creepy individual, difficult to really describe, almost like a dark spider lurking in the corners but with a distorted or strange perspective to her face.
Bela’s parents, Ursula and Russ. Well, not to labour the point, they’re struggling a little both with their own relationship and also the responsibility of having a child. That is, Ursula in particular is struggling and finds it difficult to be so ‘pinned down’. Russ feels more like the solid parent in Bela’s life. They both have a penchant for sitting on the edge of Bela’s bed and pouring out all their secrets and worries when they believe she’s asleep – spoiler alert – sometimes children pretend. Also, certain aspects of this gave me doubts because surely your partner might hear one of these one sided heart to hearts at some point – I don’t think these were necessarily believable scenarios but given that the author was using an eight year old to narrate I think they were necessary to get more information across to the reader. I’m not sure that I really engaged with either of these two, they didn’t neglect Bela, there was nothing really bad, but she felt terribly lonely to me somehow. There was also Grandma Ruth who seemed much more level headed and was a character that I liked for her no nonsense approach.
So, the story begins to escalate after someone other than Bela sees Other Mommy. From there events really begin to heat up and the family seem to spend much of their time running away, driving away, trying to find a safe place to sleep, trying not to sleep, and then ultimately running away some more.
Now, did I enjoy this. Yes, I think the writing is really good, there’s certainly plenty of atmosphere and although I didn’t really find this scary I was absolutely intrigued and compelled to read on. Which brings me to the conclusion. I don’t know whether to applaud the author for giving us such a shock ending (well, I think it was a shock – but also to be fair I’ve been thinking about this over and over and I’m still not sure I understand everything, I confess that I’ve even returned to the book and read the last few chapters again, like I’m waiting for the lightbulb moment to happen) or just feel totally naffed off because I want some concrete answers. And there you have it. This ending is not all neatly tied up and that’s a decision that could be divisive for readers. You’re going to have to exercise that grey matter and try and reason out what you think was really going on – and I confess – I still haven’t nailed it down so if you want to chuck me a bone and put me out of my misery then leave me a comment.
Otherwise, this was very readable. It’s dark and atmospheric. It feels like a ghost story but I don’t think it’s quite that. It’s intriguing. It’s definitely kept me thinking and that’s never a bad thing and I would love to see this adapted and watch it on the big screen – I imagine it would be very good.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 3.5 of 5 stars rounded to 4 of 5
Review: Miss Austen Investigates: A Fortune Most Fatal (Miss Austen Investigates #1) by Jessica Bull
20 March 2025
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Tags: A Fortune Most Fatal, Book Review, Books, fiction, Jane Austen, Jessica Bull, Miss Austen Investigates, Miss Austen Investigates #1), Review, Romance
My Five Word TL:DR Review: I Wanted to Love It
To be fair I found this very easy to read. I love reading stories from this period and couple that with the inclusion of a famous author from the past (whose books I love) then this is really a no-brainer. Of course I want this series in my life. The only thing that prevents me from absolutely loving this book and to a certain extent I had similar feelings with No.1 – is the main character. I find her a little bit frustrating but I enjoyed the first instalment enough to want to press on and I was hoping that Jane (Austen) would learn a little from her mistakes in the past. Anyway, not to get ahead.
As the story begins Jane is making her way to stay with her brother Neddy whose wife is pregnant and coming very close to her delivery date (lying in). Normally, Jane’s sister Cass would have attended (and she is indeed a favourite with her in-laws and nephews and nieces) but disaster has struck the family and Cass is weighed down with grief. On arrival at Neddy’s home however there appears to be discord. Jane’s sister in law, far from having a quiet period as she approaches the impending birth of her next child, is quite besides herself with alarm. The disquiet surrounds Neddy’s adoptive mother who has taken in a shipwrecked foreign princess who now appears to be pulling at her heartstrings and causing all sorts of trouble and headaches – particularly when it comes to the possibility of the young woman in question being an impostor trying to swindle both Neddy and the Austens out of their expected inheritance.
I won’t discuss the plot further.
What I really enjoyed about this.
Once again the writing is lovely. It’s very easy to sink into the time, the family lifestyle and the story. I really do enjoy returning to this period of time and I love the way the author manages to find new ways of showing how Jane came up with characters and plots. There are little glimpses here, there and everywhere.
I also enjoyed getting away from the Austens and meeting other people. There are strong Pride and Prejudice vibes from parts of the plot – which, again, I enjoyed picking up on.
But, as much as I am enjoying these and finding them good to get on with at the same time I find Jane frustrating. In book one she jumped to some terrible conclusions and ran around a little like a headless chicken. I was hoping that she might be a bit more prudent here given her past experience but she still flits about and takes the high road more often than not. I just want to like her more and whilst sometimes she can be really caring or really witty, she can also be rather annoying.
Anyway, I would definitely pick up more in the series and I’m keen to see where Jane’s story goes next, but I really hope she can become a bit more circumspect.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 3.5 of 5 stars
Review: Clockwork Boys (Clocktaur War No.1) by T Kingfisher
6 March 2025
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My FIve Word TL:DR Review:The RIght Book/Right Time
I was really happy to pick up Clockwork Boys, I’m really enjoying Kingfisher’s books, she has such a lovely style and she writes such great characters. There’s always a bit of humour injected and more often than not a low stake style romance in the offing that never threatens to become all encompassing.
The story gets off to a quick start. We meet Slate as she peruses the inmates of a jail looking for a likely character to join an impossible mission. Slate has a mission, to travel across hostile land and infiltrate the neighbouring city that her country is currently at war with – and in dire need of help. The enemy have a robotic sort of army and Slate and her companions need to cross the country, secretly enter Anuket City, and find out the secrets of the Clockwork Boys.
This is quite a short story but there’s no shortage of action or likable characters.
Slate, and two of her companions, are criminals. Should they succeed on their mission pardons will be forthcoming and to keep them in line and prevent any wild ideas about absconding they’re tattooed with a magical image – a tattoo that will literally attack them should they veer from the mission.
So, Slate is a forger. Brenner is an assassin and Calliban (the newest recruit) is a disgraced paladin who seems to harbour a dead demon. To complicate matters further Slate and Brenner previously shared an intimate relationship which has now ended although Brenner still hopes for things to be rekindled. Calliban also fairly quickly forms an attraction to the prickly leader of the group and this adds an extra layer in the form of Brenner and Calliban constantly having a go at each other. The three are joined by a scholar with some very sheltered opinions when it comes to female leadership. Anyway, off they set, they have little hope and Slate is definitely harboring some sort of secret that will come to light in book 2.
What I really liked about this. The writing is lovely, which wasn’t a surprise given the author. The characters are actually really good fun. Kingfisher is adept at inserting humour into salty situations and I just love that about her work.
The characters are really put through the mill with all sorts of weird encounters – not least of which being attacked by vegetables, kidnapped by scary ‘deer’ beasts and traversing an unusual landscape that can change on a whim.
I would mention that this book is not a standalone and indeed finishes at what I would say is probably the halfway point. I didn’t find this a problem although I have a deep hankering for the next book already.
I had a very good time with this, it’s entertaining, the characters are easy to get along with, there’s enough adventure to make the pages practically turn themselves and, put bluntly, I had a lot of fun.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 4 of 5 stars
Review: Once Was Willem by MR Carey
3 March 2025
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My Five Word TL:DR Review: Slow Start but Patience Rewarded
Once Was Willem was, for me, a book that took a little time to get it’s feet under the table, but once it did so it kept me utterly hooked. Such a strange yet enjoyable mediaeval fantasy horror with a truly unique voice. A sort of Frankenstein-Magnificent Seven smash up if you will.
I suppose what you need to know first of all is this is Once Was Willem’s story, which shouldn’t really be a surprise given the title. Once Was Willem is a revenant, brought back to life at the request of his parents by an unscrupulous and conniving wizard. We take a little while to get to this particular aspect of the story but once we meet Cain Caradoc – the evil wizard himself – the narrative really takes off.
OWW is of course reviled by his parents. They hadn’t really given much thought to the fact that they were bringing back to life a body that had been in the ground for almost a year, they didn’t understand that he would no longer be the Willem that they knew and loved, and if Caradoc was aware of the terrible implications, which he was, he certainly wasn’t inclined to share these thoughts but was more interested in his tithe – a sliver of Willem’s soul to feed his thirst for immortality. Willem is chased from the village by your typical angry mob bearing pitchforks and begins to find a new family living remotely in the mountains, a strange cast of characters that I loved. He begins to forget Willem although he at times hankers after his village and friends and family.
I won’t give too much away, this is your basic story of good vs evil but with some very unlikely characters picking up the slack on behalf of the poor downtrodden peasants. It’s very much a story of accepting people and literally not judging them based on appearance alone.
What I really enjoyed about this.
Set some time between the 11th and 12th century Willem tells his tale with an archaic voice that I really enjoyed and is seriously easy to get used to. This isn’t one of those stories that modernises everything including the language or prettifies the people and the landscape. Times were hard. People were oftentimes even harder. Thieves and outlaws live in the forests – temporarily at least! Life was cheap back then. And evil wizards need souls for their dastardly tinkering. So, yes, I enjoyed very much the way Willem tells his story. It’s with a straightforwardness that helps to make some of the slightly more horrible aspects readable. Lets just say I don’t think I’d like to get on the wrong side of an author who can come up with such a despicable way to create a suit or armour – or indeed a puppet without strings. Cringes.
As I said, the start meandered a little and at one point I was curious about where this was going but I’m so glad I continued, my current reading mood is very temperamental so I almost thought of putting this aside – but Carey is an author that I really like and I was so curious to see what was going to happen.
I loved the Magnificent Seven vibe. A group of misfits, coming together to help the underdog – and, essentially, save the world I suppose, because once an evil wizard has access to great power – well, they’re not known for their overwhelming sense of ‘great responsibility’.
I’m being a bit cautious with this review because I don’t want to give away too much so I’ll conclude by saying if you fancy a read that somehow manages to contain magic, folklore, Christian mythology and creative horror whilst bringing together the most unexpected found family ever – then this is the one for you. Dive in and enjoy.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 4 of 5 stars









