Two Sides to Every Murder by Danielle Valentine Review
25 June 2024
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Tags: Book Reviews, Danielle Valentine, Horror, Review, slasher, Two Sides To Every Murder

My Five Word TL:DR Review : Slasher Alert at Band Camp

I thoroughly enjoyed Delicate Condition and so couldn’t wait to see what this author came up with next. I guess I wasn’t really expecting a teen slasher at a lakeside camp but this one worked for me and kept me reading into the wee hours.
Camp Lost Lake closed down years ago following a number of murders. The suspected murderer managed to slip through the police’s fingers although at the time a local myth grew about the witch in the woods and this urban myth is one that still refuses to go away, kept alive by the mysterious disappearance of a number of hikers through the woods over the years .
Now, a generation later, the camp is reopening and the locals are rallying round to get the place ready. A group of teenagers have descended on the place to help. What could possibly go wrong?
I really had a good time reading this. It’s a bit cheesy, there are two sweet little unconnected romances which seem to have been thrown in simply to keep your mind otherwise occupied (and away from clues) and there are plenty of secrets and lies.
Okay, if you’re a horror aficionado this might have some plot holes, to be fair, I found myself stumbling over one or two (maybe not plot holes so much as puzzlers) myself but I’d already decided to simply run with this and enjoy it for what it is. Which for me was one of those stories where young people keep doing eye rollingly ill-advised things like running off into the forest alone, at night, during a storm. Because of course you would. Or finding time to gaze at each other longingly whilst a complete psychopath is creeping around with a bow and arrow. I think I was in the mood for some popcorn munching thrills and this story was a case of the right book at the right time.
I realise I’ve not mentioned much about the plot. I’m wary of giving away spoilers. I mentioned secrets above. Basically, one young girl has unwittingly discovered something about her family that has turned everything on its head and is determined to have some answers at camp. Another young girl is heading to camp with a friend, also in search of answers, her aim, to prove someone’s innocence.
What you can expect.
Fast pacing.
Never a dull moment.
Some dreadful decisions that make you want to turn into a pantomime audience shouting “he’s behind you!”
Sideline romances.
Young people rushing headlong towards disaster without a care in the world.
A storyline that I didn’t manage to unpick (although you might manage to do so).
A totally OTT ending in the style of all good slasher stories.
I would say that this isn’t too horror soaked so if you’re in search of a dramatic body count type slasher you won’t find it here. Which is perhaps why it was more my cup of tea.
In conclusion this kept me engaged and entertained.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 4 of 5 popcorn munching stars
We Used To Live Here by Marcus Kliewer
17 June 2024
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Tags: Book Reviews, Books, fiction, Horror, Marcus Kliewer, The Summer of Horror, We Used to Live Here

My Five Word TL:DR Review : This Is One Scary Book

Wow this book. My mind is blown. This is one scary read. I believe this is being made into a movie and at this point, I’m not sure I actually have the courage to watch it and, this is made even more impressive by the fact this is a debut.
I’m not, going to over elaborate about the plot. The gist. A young couple, Eve and Charlie have bought a house with the intention of quickly restoring it to make a profit. However, things take a nasty turn when a family shows up one evening, the father claims this was his childhood home and wonders if he could quickly show his wife and children around. My immediate reaction would be a resounding ‘no’ but Eve is a people pleaser and even though the little voice inside her head is shouting ‘no’ she lets the family in. Well, from there things go all wrong., but you’ll have to read this to find out why.
What did I love about this?
Well, as I mentioned above, this book has the scare factor in spades. And this is horror without a question of a doubt. A creepy house. A dark basement. An attic with secret nooks and crannies. Plenty of unexplained shock elements. And just what the heck is wrong with this family? Also, your basic fear elements such as torches and lights cutting out at the most inopportune moments, things being misplaced or simply changing in design, bad weather and an ever increasing feeling of intense dread.
Eve and Charlie are a great couple. I love their dynamic and their feelings for each other are plain to see. Charlie is very forthright and not shy about making things plain, whilst Eve has a constant niggling voice running through her head that questions everything and makes the fear even more real. She relies on Charlie to be the firm hand.
The writing is really good. I was completely sucked into this story. There are little snippets of strange occurrences that have taken place that feed into the dread about the house and I felt myself really caring about Eve and Charlie. Plus feeling total dread concerning the ‘family’ and the desire to get them out of the house at any cost.
I don’t really want to say too much more. I loved this. I’m not absolutely sure I understand everything but I’m not sure that’s the point. For me the house seems to be some sort of focal point for strange, hauntings, possessions, alternate realities and mind bending creepiness.
In conclusion. This book has set up home inside my head and at the moment, much like Eve and her unwelcome visitors, I’m unable to shift it. Twisted and unexpected with a shocker ending that has pickled my tiny brain. I could read this again.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 5 freaked out stars
#SummerofHorror: Small Town Horror by Ronald Malfi
6 June 2024
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Tags: #SummerofHorror, Book Reviews, Books, Books Bones & Buffy, Horror, Ronald Malfi, Small Town Horror

My Five Word TL:DR Review : Ominously Creepy and Darkly Atmospheric

Small Town Horror is my first read for ‘Summer of Horror’.
Unsurprisingly Small Town Horror is written really well, Malfi can certainly set a scene, so well in fact that the setting feeds the anticipation. He has a wonderful way with words that just gives you a prickle on the back of your neck and makes you glance apprehensively into the shadows of the room where you’re reading. I’ve read and loved already two of his books and so was super excited for this one.
Small Town Horror is a story of two halves. One, five young people, in the height of their youth, getting up to hijinx until things go horribly wrong – think ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ – for a loose idea of what to expect. The second half brings these five people back together years later to face a series of chilling intrigues.
This is a book of consequences, it’s a dark and chilling read and there is little of forgiveness or redemption among these pages.
So, Andrew Larimer is one of those friends. He’s managed to escape the small town where he was brought up and is now a successful attorney with a wife and a baby on the way. Then he gets a phone call from an old friend who needs help and he returns to his childhood home, a place he hasn’t visited since his father died.
The story is told in two timelines. We follow the friends as they build up for a double celebration, a birthday and 4th July. We then jump forward to the present day. This is an old and tested method and a way of storytelling that I particularly enjoy. We get to witness the difference between the characters as the years have passed and also see the impact that their actions have had upon them. Something that they all have in common is a feeling of ultimate doom, like they’ve all simply been waiting for something bad to happen. Dale’s wife has gone missing and he’s the prime suspect, he has a serious drink problem and is seeing things in the dark. Eric has become the local police chief, he is married with a family and this ultimately gives him this heightened sense of needing to pull out all the stops to protect what he has. Meach suffers with drug addiction. He is haunted (literally) by the past and can’t escape the guilt. Tig runs a local bar and diner, she has a young daughter who seems to be acting quite unusually, sleepwalking and getting into dangerous situations. Are they all cursed, or has the guilt simply got too much.
Now, all of this is built up gradually, all the while we have this small town feel, the sense of overall dilapidation and negativity. Then throw into the mix the local witch – that one woman who is plagued because she’s different and doesn’t fit the norm. And, Andrew’s childhood home also plays a strange part – it’s full of flies, the cellar is flooded with dark brackish water that steadily rises each day and someone has been squatting. It’s really creepy, I couldn’t actually believe that he could even sleep in the house, particularly with the eerie feeling of being watched.
What I really liked about this. The absolute sense of dread and horror. Malfi is fantastic at making you feel fear as you read. One example, Andrew, before he returns to his hometown, he’s in the bedroom one night, his wife taking a shower, when he becomes aware that he’s not alone, something is watching him from the shadows, something that begins to retreat slowly once it realises it has been noticed. Okay, I’m not a writer so I can’t do that scene justice but it gave me a serious case of the heebies. I found myself looking round the room into the dark corners. And this sense of creepiness keeps on and is increased by the general feeling of foreboding.
There’s also the mystery of what actually happened on ‘that night’. It’s one of those situations that is just staggering, and shattering. The sort of occurence that would make you repeatedly ask ‘if only’. It was captivating, of course you have an idea of what is going to happen, but at the same time you’re almost racing forward to find out what the big reveal is.
In the present day there’s also the mystery of the missing wife. Dale’s wife had been acting very strangely for some time and you could see why the police would have no hesitation in suspecting him of wanting to put a stop to her shenanigans. The situation is placing Dale under enormous stress and there is always the potential that he will give away secrets.
The other thing I really liked was the sense of anticipation and the build up of atmosphere as we head to the finale.
Also, there is a twist that I really didn’t see coming.
In terms of criticisms. Well, even now, as I write this review, I just don’t know how I feel about the ending. It was definitely a surprise. Everything went a little crazy and it all felt so abrupt, and a little sad. I think it was perhaps a bit of a shock and in some ways I feel like I should go back and reread the ending to see what vibes it gives me the second time round. In a nutshell I can’t help feeling that I’ve missed something important.
Anyway, this was certainly a compelling read and very well written and I can’t wait to see what the author comes up with next.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 4 of 5 stars
‘#The Summer of Horror’
5 June 2024
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Tags: Bless Your Heart, Book Reviews, Books Bones & Buffy, fiction, Heads Will Roll, Horror, Middle of the Night, Small Town Horror, The Drowning House, The Summer of Horror, We Used to Live Here

Isn’t this just the perfect season for all those gripping and terrifying ‘beach’ reads! Put your cosy romances aside momentarily and instead give yourself a serious case of the heebie jeebies by joining in with The Summer of Horror.
The Summer of Horror is an event brought to us by the wonderful Books Bones and Buffy. I’ve been a little off course with my events for the past couple of years and in fact just missed the most recent Wyrd and Wonder fantasy event that I’m absolutely kicking myself about, but no worries, I’m totally calm, there’s always next year.
So, The Summer of Horror is a fairly relaxed event, take a look at what titles you have, read them, review them, chat with other bloggers (if you’re on twitter I was thinking to use #SummerofHorror). I can do this! There may also be a few other related events during the three months of ‘horror’. – watch the Books/Bones/Buffy space for more on that.
What horror books do I already have on my shelves:
Small Town Horror by Ronald Malfi (review for this to follow soon). The clue is in the title!

Five childhood friends are forced to confront their own dark past as well as the curse placed upon them in this horror masterpiece from the bestselling author of Come with Me.
***
We Used to Live Here by Marcus Kliewer – They say this is very chilling. Fingers crossed that ‘they’re’ right.

Get Out meets Parasite in this eerily haunting debut and Reddit hit—soon to be a Netflix original movie starring Blake Lively—about two homeowners whose lives are turned upside down when the house’s previous residents unexpectedly visit.
***
Middle of the Night by Riley Sager – I love a book where things ‘lurk’

In the latest jaw-dropping thriller from New York Times bestselling author Riley Sager, a man must contend with the long-ago disappearance of his childhood best friend—and the dark secrets lurking just beyond the safe confines of his picture-perfect neighborhood.
***
Bless Your Heart by Lindy Ryan – Mystery? Horror? Colour me happy.

A crackling mystery-horror novel with big-hearted characters and Southern charm with a bite, Bless Your Heart is a gasp-worthy delight from start to finish.
***
The Drowning House by Cherie Priest – haunting and atmospheric *cackles with sheer delight*

From award-winning author Cherie Priest comes a deeply haunting and atmospheric horror-thriller that explores the lengths we’ll go to protect those we love.
***
Heads Will Roll by Josh Winning – I had to – just look at that cover, how could I possibly resist?

Willow’s worst nightmare was being cancelled. But the woods of Camp Castaway might destroy more than her reputation.
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That’s what I’m planning – and maybe I have a couple of backlist titles that I could also include – but that needs further investigation so watch this space.





