#SPFBOX Review: The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword by Dewey Conway & Bill Adams
29 April 2025
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Tags: #SPFBOX, Bill Adams, Book Reviews, Dewey Conway, Fantasy, Review, reviews, The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword
Today I’m posting my seventh Finalist review for #SPFBOX (here’s a link to the Finalist table). I’ve already posted a review for The Humane Society for Creatures & Cryptids (Teraglossa #1) by Stephanie A. Gillis, The Forest at the Heart of Her Mage by Hiyodori, Oathsworn Legacy by KR Gangi, Wolf of Withervale (Noss Saga #1) by Joaquin Baldwin, Runelight (The Aenigma Lights Book 1) by JA Andrews and Gates of Hope by JE Hannaford. I have two more reviews yet to post so, without further ado let’s get to my review for The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword by Dewey Conwy and Bill Adams :
Firstly here’s the description (courtesy of Goodreads), the cover and a link
Galdifort Quillpen has grand dreams of writing epic tales of heroic deeds, just like his famous aunt. Unfortunately, he’s been assigned to Tanna the Tendersword, an excruciatingly carefree would-be-champion who can’t seem to find a qualifying entry-level quest.
When things are at their most miserable, the young Questers meet an enigmatic old woman who offers Tanna a quest: follow a peg-legged, sword-wielding rooster to help save a crying mushroom lost within a haunted forest. Tanna heroically accepts, regardless of how incredibly unsafe the odd quest seems.
But Galdifort’s fears become reality when a sorceress sends her fog monster and lizard henchmen after them. Only a true Champion should confront a sorceress, and, in his eyes, Tanna is not up to the task. But if he wants to write his chronicle, Galdifort must learn to do something he certainly isn’t comfortable doing — trust in honest friendship with Tanna the Tendersword.
He’s just a chronicler, after all, not a hero!
My thoughts
I was pleased to see this book become a finalist because I don’t think we’ve seen a MG book before and I was excited to pick it up because it seems to have such a buzz surrounding it. This is a lovely book, well thought out and beautifully illustrated.
The plot is about two characters, a partnership if you will. Tanna and Galdifort. A champion in the making and her chronicler. The two seem very ill matched, which is perhaps the beauty of the story, and the main gist is that in order to level up the two of them have been sent out to find a quest, complete it and return successful. It seems simple enough really and all would be champions and their chroniclers are put through similar trials.
So, although Tanna is named in the title Galdifort is the one narrating the story here. The two seem ill matched in many ways. Tanna is reckless and has a devil may care attitude to danger seemingly believing herself to be invincible. Galdifort on the other hand is a bag of nerves and something of a grumpy so and so. He is wallowing around, trying not to fall into the mud and failing miserably whilst Tanna is dashing about like a maniac and usually getting them into trouble.
My feelings whilst reading this were a little bit all over the place. I started off well and was keen to meet our two characters but I confess I did start to go off the boil a little. I think the humour might not have worked for me and I did feel that the plot was a little slow and, sometimes, the characters, annoyed me a little.
Now, I will say that MG is not normally my typical type of read so whilst I was really curious to see how this would work for me I must say that given my lack of experience in this genre I’m probably not entirely sure what to expect, so take my thoughts with a huge grain of salt.
Overally, this is a lovely book, I’m not sure whether the pacing would be an issue or not to a younger audience and the tempo certainly picks up in the final chapters, but it didn’t entirely charm me the way I thought it would. That being said I recognise it’s a ‘me’ thing and I think this is a fun story, well written and well presented.
I received a copy courtesy of the author, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 6.5 of 10 stars
#SPFBOX Review: Gates of Hope (Aulirean Gates #1) by J.E. Hannaford
26 April 2025
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Today I’m posting my sixth Finalist review for #SPFBOX (here’s a link to the Finalist table). I’ve already posted a review for The Humane Society for Creatures & Cryptids (Teraglossa #1) by Stephanie A. Gillis, The Forest at the Heart of Her Mage by Hiyodori, Oathsworn Legacy by KR Gangi, Wolf of Withervale (Noss Saga #1) by Joaquin Baldwin and Runelight (The Aenigma Lights Book 1) by JA Andrews:. I have three more reviews to post over the next few days. So, without further ado let’s get to my review for Gates of Hope by JE Hannaford :
Firstly here’s the description (courtesy of Goodreads), the cover and a link.
The Watcher shattered the gates. Now hope must arise from the shards.
Five hundred cycles ago, the Watcher closed the gates between the world of Lieus and its moons to end a war. Since then magic has been hidden, relegated to childhood tales. On the outer moon of Tebein, any human showing magically aligned traits would sentence their entire community to death at the hands of the native awldrin overlords.
For awldrin are immortal and their memories long.
Even peace is transient, and on Lieus, invasive monsters are encroaching on Caldera, leaving Darin and his bonded moonhound to face nightmares made real. As the creatures spread their wings, Suriin’s father is injured, and she must delve deep into the secrets of the Black Palace to try and save him.
Elissa’s magic could not have bloomed a a worse time on Tebein, as the awldrin are roused, and now she must run to save everyone she loves.
Far more than the fate of their loved ones is at stake, but will any of them see it in time?
Gates of Hope is epic fantasy but with a slice of life feel to it.
I’m not going to go into great depth about the world (or worlds) as I think there are other reviews out there that make a better go of it. Just briefly, the planet Lieus has two moons (Mythos and Tebein). The three used to be connected via gates which were destroyed by the Watcher during a period of war (the Watcher is a dragon now revered as a God). After the split the planet of Lieus has become an almost uninhabitable world, the people there live in the craters and rarely venture to the surface. On Tebein there is a mix of human and Awldrin. The Awldrin are a very long lived race of warriors, they keep the humans on the moon subdued and magic is forbidden.
So, the story is told in three POVs. Elissa, Darin and Suriin. Surin and Elissa have similar coloured hair (marking them out as wielders of magic). Their stories otherwise are very different. Surin lives on Lieus and is desperate to leave the family home and have adventure. Her story takes her to Redpike where she will learn more about her magic. Darin also lives on Lieus and also has travelled to Redpick hoping to find work as a soldier to help his struggling family. His plans change when he forms a bond with a Moonhound (these dogs rarely bond with a male) and in fact Darin struggles at first to perform the simplest magical tasks (the magic uses crystals and music). However, his story changes quite dramatically, and quite secretly with a couple of discoveries that I won’t post here and spoil for other readers.
Elissa lives on Tebein. She is one of the untouched – her hair is purple, singling her out as a magic wielder so she must hide her hair colour and keep a low profile. Elissa actually bonds with a magical crystal which sets her story onto a different course of action.
I enjoyed Gates of Hope. It’s very well written and once again the author’s love for the world and characters really shines out.
I think the magical system is very well imagined and there is a good deal of promise yet to be realised in future editions.
That being said, I don’t think this book was for me – although I have no doubt it will find plenty of readers who love it. I found this a little meandering, there’s too much focus on everyday matters that keep the pace quite slow, and apart from Darin and his moonhound I didn’t really connect to the characters. To be fair to the book and the author I will say that I think this is down to me and not the book. I do love epic fantasy, I do love detailed books, but, I find myself wanting something more – that element that raises the stakes somehow or just gives it something new.
I received a copy courtesy of the author, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 6.5 of 10
Can’t Wait Wednesday: The Dead Husband Cookbook by Danielle Valentine
2 April 2025
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Tags: Book Reviews, Books, Can't Wait Wedesday, Danielle Valentine, fiction, Mystery, The Dead Husband Cookbook, Wishful Endings

“Waiting On Wednesday” is a weekly meme that was originally created by Breaking the Spine. Unfortunately Breaking the Spine are no longer hosting so I’m now linking my posts up to Wishful Endings Can’t Wait Wednesday. Don’t forget to stop over, link up and check out what books everyone else is waiting for. If you want to take part, basically, every Wednesday, we highlight a book that we’re really looking forward to. This week my book is: The Dead Husband Cookbook by Danielle Valentine. Here’s the cover and description:
She has the recipe for the perfect murder…
Maria Capello is a celebrity chef like no other. A household name, an inspiration, an icon. Her dozens of cookbooks and weekly television show, broadcast from her beautiful Italian-style kitchen, not to mention her line of bestselling supermarket sauces. And of course there’s her history. Once just the timid wife of famous chef Damien Capello, she stepped into the spotlight after Damien’s mysterious disappearance twenty years before. An event she’s never spoken about publicly until now, when it is announced that she is looking for a publisher for her memoirs.
Why is Maria willing to finally break her silence? Why does she turn down seven-figure offers from large publishing houses and sign up with a small press? And why does she do so on the condition that it is edited by Thea Woods? Thea is a lifelong fan but has never met Maria and can’t figure it out, plus she had been planning to hand in her notice that very day. But when she is invited to Maria’s remote farm to work on the manuscript, she can’t resist. After all, she may finally learn whether the rumours are that Maria killed Damien for his recipes and the legendary ‘secret ingredient’…
A deliciously rich thriller, perfect for readers of Bella Mackie’s How To Kill Your Family and Alexia Casale’s The Best Way to Bury Your Husband
Expected publication: August 2025
Review: Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman
25 March 2025
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Tags: Book Reviews, Books, Horror, Incidents Around the House, Josh Malerman, Review
My Five Word TL:DR Review: Atmospheric, Creepy – That Ending Though
Incidents Around the House. In a nutshell is a horror story with a strange entity that lives in a closet and has attached itself to a the youngest family member – Bela, aged 8.
I really liked that the author chose to tell the tale from Bela’s point of view. I’m not sure all the scenes are always believable but putting that to one side for the moment I think this voice brings a certain level of innocence to the story that wouldn’t otherwise be there. Bela is coming to an age where she’s becoming more aware. Maybe everything in her family life isn’t quite as perfect as she always thought, little cracks are appearing and observing and discovering the true nature of the relationships at play here was all the more intriguing for having a child’s voice.
Bela has a friend, at least that’s the way the story begins. Other Mommy likes to talk to Bela when she’s alone, the thing is though, recently she’s asking something of Bela that makes her uncomfortable. She wants Bela to let her into her heart – but Bela is very confused. She doesn’t understand what this means and she’s now becoming more wary of Other Mother – especially as her demands are starting to feel a bit more pushy.
Meanwhile, through Bela’s observations we begin to see that not everything is perfect between her parents. I won’t elaborate on this but leave you to discover the whys and wherefores for yourself. It made me think at first that Other Mother was some sort of manifestation that had come about as a result of Bela’s own troubled thinking. However, as the story progresses the Other Mother reveals herself to other people – which is always a terrifying experience for them. On top of this, she’s no longer confined to Bela’s bedroom or closet but even seems to be able to follow her to the park and who knows where else.
Other Mother – okay, well, I couldn’t help but envision her/it as a strange mash between Momma and Coraline – I mean, once that dark image was in my brain it pretty much took up residence there and refused to budge – so that’s how I was envisioning her. She’s one creepy individual, difficult to really describe, almost like a dark spider lurking in the corners but with a distorted or strange perspective to her face.
Bela’s parents, Ursula and Russ. Well, not to labour the point, they’re struggling a little both with their own relationship and also the responsibility of having a child. That is, Ursula in particular is struggling and finds it difficult to be so ‘pinned down’. Russ feels more like the solid parent in Bela’s life. They both have a penchant for sitting on the edge of Bela’s bed and pouring out all their secrets and worries when they believe she’s asleep – spoiler alert – sometimes children pretend. Also, certain aspects of this gave me doubts because surely your partner might hear one of these one sided heart to hearts at some point – I don’t think these were necessarily believable scenarios but given that the author was using an eight year old to narrate I think they were necessary to get more information across to the reader. I’m not sure that I really engaged with either of these two, they didn’t neglect Bela, there was nothing really bad, but she felt terribly lonely to me somehow. There was also Grandma Ruth who seemed much more level headed and was a character that I liked for her no nonsense approach.
So, the story begins to escalate after someone other than Bela sees Other Mommy. From there events really begin to heat up and the family seem to spend much of their time running away, driving away, trying to find a safe place to sleep, trying not to sleep, and then ultimately running away some more.
Now, did I enjoy this. Yes, I think the writing is really good, there’s certainly plenty of atmosphere and although I didn’t really find this scary I was absolutely intrigued and compelled to read on. Which brings me to the conclusion. I don’t know whether to applaud the author for giving us such a shock ending (well, I think it was a shock – but also to be fair I’ve been thinking about this over and over and I’m still not sure I understand everything, I confess that I’ve even returned to the book and read the last few chapters again, like I’m waiting for the lightbulb moment to happen) or just feel totally naffed off because I want some concrete answers. And there you have it. This ending is not all neatly tied up and that’s a decision that could be divisive for readers. You’re going to have to exercise that grey matter and try and reason out what you think was really going on – and I confess – I still haven’t nailed it down so if you want to chuck me a bone and put me out of my misery then leave me a comment.
Otherwise, this was very readable. It’s dark and atmospheric. It feels like a ghost story but I don’t think it’s quite that. It’s intriguing. It’s definitely kept me thinking and that’s never a bad thing and I would love to see this adapted and watch it on the big screen – I imagine it would be very good.
I received a copy through Netgalley, courtesy of the publisher, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
My rating 3.5 of 5 stars rounded to 4 of 5
Booking Ahead/Weekly Wrap Up
23 March 2025
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Tags: Book Reviews, book-blog, Booking Ahead, Books, Caffeinated Book Reviewer, reading, Weekly wrap up

Books read this week:
This week has flown by so quickly that I’m in a bit of a whirlwind. In terms of books I’m still reading A Letter to the Luminous Deep by Silvie Cathrall, I think at this point it hasn’t quite pulled me in but tbh I was expecting a slowish start with this one so will press on. I read Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman – I liked this but I’m also still thinking about it, I’m kind of torn. And, I’ve picked up another SPFBO book and I’m doing really quite well with it just about reaching the 30% mark. I’m hoping to read one more SPFBO book this month and finish Luminous Deep. Of course if I can fit in another SPFBO book that would be great – but, I’m being realistic and with such a lot going on at the moment in every day life I realise it’s probably unlikely.
Next Week’s Reads:
Hopefully complete A Letter to the Luminous Deep by Silvie Cathrall and also finish two more SPFBO finalists – then I need to start posting reviews.
Reviews Posted:
- A Fortune Most Fatal by Jessica Bull
Outstanding Reviews
- Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
- The House of Frost and Feathers by Lauren Wiesebron
- SPFBO x 1
- SPFBO x 2
- SPFBO x 3
- SPFBO x 4
- Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman
That’s it for me this week, what have you been up to, any good books to shout out about. Let me know.









