Eleven things of mild interest
Okay, the lovely Nadine from SFFbook review nominated me for a Liebster Award. I know these aren’t everybody’s cup of tea but I must admit I enjoy all the silly trivia or questions!
1. Thank the Liebster Blog presenter who nominated you and link back to their blog. Thank you Nadine!
2. Post 11 facts about yourself, answer the 11 questions you were asked and create 11 questions for your nominees.
3. Nominate 11 blogs who you feel deserve to be noticed and leave a comment on their blog letting them know they have been chosen.
4. Display the Liebster Award logo.
5. No tag back thingies.
Them’s the rules. I didn’t make em so if you don’t like em then remember that rules are made for breaking. So, moving swiftly on:
- When I was 15 I read Gone with the Wind and had a massive crush on Rhett Butler
- I can have a tendency to OCD and if I don’t (literally) tell myself I’ve done something, like set the alarm or lock the door, then I have to check it over and over again!
- The above being said, strangely enough I have managed to shut myself out of the house so many times it’s embarrassing.
- Up until late teens I had terrible car sickness, being the youngest I was always made to sit in the middle – a bit silly really when projectile vomit was imminent! Not nice.
- My sister and I are born in the same year – although we are not twins
- I have a strange ability to remember lots of telephone numbers which makes me like the speaking directory in work!
- I enjoy drawing/sketching although I never do so anymore.
- I’m slightly (a bit)(okay quite a bit) superstitious, picking up pennies (which, yuk because you don’t know where they’ve been, but it’s almost like bad luck not to pick them up right?) or saluting single magpies – for which I get some very funny looks!
- I used to play Pokemon – don’t even say anything. Actually I was pretty damn good and collected the whole collection, plus my Dewgong (sign) – shut up!!
- I am not girly at all. I hate shopping. I have about two pairs of shoes, one bag (and that used to be a rucksack), virtually no make up and I don’t get upset about having my hair chopped off and stuck out in all directions.
- One thing that I really do is keep in touch with people from forever ago – I’m almost like a great pen pal – but not a pen pal an email pal!
The set questions:
- What was the book that got you into reading? Lord of the Rings (lots of books before that but this really sealed the deal)
- What is your favorite fantasy movie? Lord of the Rings (this could become boring – but Aragorn- book and film crush)
- Hugo or Nebula? Hugo – but don’t ask me why.
- How many books are you currently reading? Three
- What was your last author crush (as in Oh my God, I need to buy everything this person has ever written)? Neil Gaiman
- What’s your favorite name? Max
- What book would you give to your younger self and why? Can I take books back in time? in which case Harry Potter.
- Where on the internet do you go for inspiration? Blogs, twitter, google, everywhere.
- Name a fictional character you’d like to trade bodies with for a while. Hit Girl from Kick Ass. Because she does kick ass!
- If your life had a theme song, what would it be? I’m Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
- Fantasy or Reality? Both. Okay I have to pick – Fantasy
My questions are going to be very simple – except you HAVE to pick one – you are NOT ALLOWED to say both – otherwise the consequences will be heinous (you have been warned):
- Beer or Wine
- Dogs or Cats
- Fantasy or Sci Fi
- Book or Film
- Star Wars or Star Trek
- Batman or Superman
- Anime or Manga
- Gaiman or Tolkien
- Reading or Music
- Chocolate or Cheese
- Morning or night
Remember you can’t have both!! No way can you have both – pick one already.
Now for the part I don’t like – choosing my nominees. Not because I don’t want to choose people but because I’m not sure they’ll want to take part – if you don’t then don’t worry about it – I know this is time consuming. Plus, it’s difficult with this 200 followers thing because you lot are all so shagging popular you make me sick – so you probably have more followers – in which case, either consider yourself disqualified from answering or not :
- http://eliseschipper.wordpress.com/
- http://booksireadandliked.wordpress.com/
- http://princeofink.wordpress.com/
- http://whathannahread.wordpress.com/
- http://spidermonkeycat.wordpress.com/
- http://thebookwormchronicles.wordpress.com/
- http://dabofdarkness.com/
- http://genkinahito.wordpress.com/
- http://bookypony.wordpress.com/
- http://darkcargo.com/
- http://barbarafriendish.wordpress.com/
Okay, a thousand apologies to all of the above it they (a) don’t want to take part (b) want to take part but don’t have the time (c) have thousands of followers but I just don’t know what I’m doing (which is most probably very true) (d) want to take part, don’t have the time but will persist anyway but then get trapped under a large object (not big enough to do serious damage though – just to alleviate any worries on the part of others).
That’s it for me. Lynn has left the building.
The Emoticon Generation Blog Tour!
14 April 2013
Filed under Book Reviews
Tags: Blog Tour, Guy Hasson, Little Red Reviewer, The Emoticon Generation
Okay, today the tour for Guy Hasson’s book The Emoticon Generation, organised by Little Red Reviewer, stops by my blog. The EG is a book of 7 short sci fi stories.
My first point. I would probably describe these as ‘soft sci-fi’ because whist they take you on a bit of a journey into a few possible futures they’re easily accessible or user friendly. Or, if you want to be a bit of a stickler and call a spade a spade- I can be a bit of a dunce when it comes to all the science-maths-mumbo-jumbo-magical-bits and these stories didn’t make me feel like that. In fact I didn’t get the feeling that I wanted to throw the book against a wall at all – which is just as well because I was reading this on my laptop!
My next point. I don’t tend to read a lot of short stories because I feel disconnected to the characters. I usually feel that I don’t spend enough time with them to get comfy. However that isn’t the case here – the author has a way of writing that you can’t help connecting.
Anyway, I don’t want to go into overdrive so just a few thoughts for each – more so probably for my favourites.
Generation E – the father of a young girl goes snooping on his daughter’s phone and becomes concerned when he is unable to read most of what it contains because it seems to be all made up of symbols. Now, this might not be a mind blowing story. It’s gentle. But it really resounded with me. I think the author is really insightful in this story. He talks about the father still thinking he has his finger on the pulse, which is probably the way a lot of parents feel and yet in reality your children really don’t see you this way. Let’s face it, at the age of 17 most teenagers think 24 year olds are passed their prime! So, he goes a snooping – tempting I know but naughty – and let’s face it ‘what you don’t know can’t hurt you’! Basically your children love to have something that’s theirs and that you don’t understand. For years they’ve been using words in a different context to that originally intended. Then words became shortened – ‘c u l*tr’ then they progressed again into initials which is the stage we’re currently at and seems to give kids a way of swearing at their parents without getting caught – brb, cba, ffs, roflmao, etc, etc. Anyway, this just takes it a step further – the really weird thing is you can see it happening!
Hatchling. I loved this story and totally bought into the young girl. Hasson just has a way of making you form attachments even over a few pages. Nothing is squandered. His writing is to the point and almost clinical in its lack of flowery description but it still pulls you in. The young girl in the story basically has questions about her father. Questions her mother avoids, ignores or just downright refuses to answer. But this niggle isn’t going away, the niggle develops into an itch which is scratched into a sore until she picks and picks and ‘whoa’ opens up a can! This is a clever young lady. She has a computer and isn’t afraid to use it. Apart from all the scary ‘big brother’ type events depicted here which are enough to have you looking over your shoulder, (really, you won’t be able to scratch your head without somebody picking up on it! ) is the fact that secrets will out. However, the grass isn’t always greener (I’m having a challenge with myself to fit in lots of little sayings) I read this story with a mounting sense of horror like a deer caught in the headlights. It was compelling and had an unpredictable twist. Scary ending.
The Assassination – okay, this was my least favourite. I don’t know why but it just didn’t hold as much appeal for me. It’s a sort of interview scenario with a former army guy who killed and has been grilled over the sequence of events ever since. But, we appear to have discovered some new technology that allows us to replay conversations from years back – actually don’t women already do this?? I’m just saying. Anyway, I’m not going to elaborate on this one other than to say there’s a general unspoken rule about trying to be careful about the written word because you never know when it will come back to haunt you – well, reading this, you better be careful about the spoken word as well.
Freedom is Only a Step Away. I enjoyed this story, particularly the ending which was very satisfying. We have a scientist who has discovered that imagination is good for you. (well score one for all us book readers because we already knew that anyway and let our imaginations run riot on a regular basis). Imagination though shouldn’t be suppressed. It’s harmful to children to do so and hinders them in later life. By the time you reach adulthood your brain is trapped in a cage. What I really enjoyed about this story was the way it unfolded, pretty much using a typical family watching news clips and then the resulting discussion. We see scepticism, followed by interest, happiness, anarchy and a gradual revolution of the education system as we currently know it. The funny thing is I couldn’t wait to see what would happen or how the author would resolve things. I veered between ‘mmm, interesting’ to ‘no way’. I really don’t want to give away the ending so I’m going to use one of my father-in-laws funny phrases (he has a whole bunch) – ‘if things don’t alter they’ll stay the same’.
All of Me. Now, this was okay but not as entertaining for me as a few of the others. It brings to us a revolutionary development that can copy a person’s brain and in so doing come up with formulas for – which in doing so means you can add to the formulas to jump forwards. Basically this story has a young woman buy her boyfriend an unusual gift, one which she actually becomes quite addicted to. In this instance the grass is greener on the other side! It definitely is a thought provoking story though. I’m intrigued about what exactly she was thinking – well, I suppose she was seeking the perfect partner and was able to manipulate things to achieve it.
Eternity Wasted builds on the previous story and expands it further. Eternity Wasted is about a mathematical genius who has found a bit of a cheat. He’s using the brain copying invention from All of Me and manipulating it to his own ends. I was really horrified by his actions – the things he was actually doing to his ‘other’ self. Is this the way you would behave providing you didn’t think it would affect you personally. However, his ‘other’ self is going to get it’s revenge.
The last story Her Destiny also uses the brain copying invention but in a different way. This ends up becoming something I hadn’t expected at all and goes from being down right hairs-on-the-back-of your-neck-standing-up-creepy to making you wonder. Really is there such a thing as destiny. It’s an unusual and fascinating concept. Is your perfect person out there? If you don’t end up with him will fate intervene to change circumstances. Very enjoyable and one of my favourite stories of the collection.
Guy Hasson is also serialising his short stories on mythology/fairy tales ‘Tickling Butterflies” on his blog. I will definitely be checking that out!
Guess which tower…
Bit of foolishness for a Saturday afternoon. Decided to build a tower of books as part of a little competition chucked out there by Mark Lawrence (check it out here). I don’t think I’m really in the running as the objective is to actually build the tallest tower (and this clearly isn’t it) so I decided to go for a fully built tower with turrets. I can’t do the tall tower because:
- I’m too short. It would require steps and that’s not a good idea
- My co-ordination would become wobbly and I’d probably just keep knocking it over. I can’t build a house of cards even.
- See the maniac critter at the front of the picture – that’s my dog – and he though he was missing out so he kept bounding in and out of the room – so any chance of building a real tower would have been in grave danger of toppling!
So, which tower do you think I was aiming for – it actually doesn’t really look like it but if you want a guess then go for it: (oh and Katie is stood inside – I did go away and leave her for a while!) Now, I jus need to tidy all this away – Doh!!!!
Assassin’s Apprentice by Robin Hobb
12 April 2013
Filed under Book Reviews
Tags: Assassin's Apprentice, Challenges 2013, Robin Hobb, Women of Genre Fiction, Worlds Without End
As part of my WWE Women of Genre Fiction reading challenge my book for April was the first in Robin Hobb’s acclaimed Farseer Trilogy, The Assassin’s Apprentice. I absolutely loved this book in fact I probably won’t be able to do it justice here! For the past three days I’ve been living in this world and resenting all the natural little breaks from reading such as going to work, sleeping and other general, everyday minutiae that have come between me and the story. The characters and the world building together with such an intriguing plot have totally captivated me. In fact, I have no hesitation in saying that if you enjoy Rothfuss, Martin and Lynch you can’t fail to love this and as far as I’m concerned that’s some pretty damn fine praise right there.
The story brings to us, and is told by, Fitz (or boy or bastard as he is equally as often called). No prizes here then for guessing that Fitz’s arrival at Buckeep Castle was not a cause for celebration for many of the inhabitants. Fitz was born out of wedlock, son to a King in Waiting and the result of a brief liaison to a now long forgotten woman. At the start of the story, and being one of the earliest recollections that Fitz can recall, he is being delivered, rather unceremoniously, to the Castle which King Shrewd reins. His Grandfather thinks it’s time for the father of the child to have a hand in his upbringing.
Fitz is now in a very precarious position. His father, Prince Chivalry is the darling of the country and when he discovers that his actions have resulted in a child he abdicates the throne and removes himself and his wife (who has been unable to bear a child and heir) from the scene. To say that Fitz was unpopular after this is probably one of the greatest understatements of the century. On top of this he could be seen as a future threat to the two remaining Princes – Verity (the second son) and Regal (half brother to a different mother). If Chivalry chooses to recognise Fitz after all this would put him in line for the throne – not immediate line, but nonetheless in the running.
The story is told by Fitz as he recounts events from his past. The style is linear and each successive chapter begins with the relaying of a small and relevant piece of information about the Six Realm’s history. The writing style is simply beautiful, it’s not flowery or overly descriptive – in fact it’s just perfect.
Burrich, the stablemaster and dog keeper is Fitz’s first protector and friend but as one of Chivalry’s own men he definitely falls into the category of one of those who could carry a grudge now his former master has left taking with him his favour. However, in spite of this, Burrich looks after Fitz as best he can. He’s a great character and one that is very easy to become attached to. He doesn’t suffer fools, a stern look is enough to put you in your place and basically nobody messes with him! During the first few years Burrich does his best with Fitz instructing him in his own trade and trying to keep him below the Court’s radar. Unfortunately this doesn’t quite work out and eventually the King spots Fitz and has other plans.
Chade is the next main character who plays a significant role. He’s a dark character (the pocked man no less and you can’t help thinking of Death with his hood and scythe . People don’t see him about the castle. Secretive and quiet. He is the King’s assassin and he’s about to take Fitz under his wing. Again, in spite of Chade being a serious character with hardly more charm than a snake you can’t help liking him. He’s brusque but that’s just his way.
Anyway, I’m not going to go into great detail about all the characters, we have King Shrewd – and let me tell you he is very appropriately named – he’s constantly weighing all the odds and I think he’d sell his own granny in a heartbeat if he thought it would do the Kingdom Good. Prince Verity is one of your larger than life characters who stomps around the place with his dogs and is always on the lookout for a good battle. Prince Regal is a total fop – but not innocent with it. He’s very cunning. Basically the characters are without doubt the strongest part of this novel. They are excellently drawn with past histories and foibles. Fitz in particular isn’t shy of making mistakes but it all just increases the feelings you have for him. I loved the way that we see him grow up – but not in a nursery and singing riddles type of way – he leads a hard life. He’s constantly working. He’s basically lonely. And really, apart from the animals that he sometimes shares feelings for he would have no companion at all. Speaking of riddles – I forgot to mention The Fool – such an excellent character in fact one of my favourite out of almost any book. Cryptic and sad. And yet such a conundrum.
So, Fitz is gifted with The Wit which allows him to communicate unspoken with beasts – Burroughs also shares this ability but is greatly against it’s use and this is to be the cause of eventual strife between the two. The wit is scorned by Royalty who believe the user will eventually become more beast than human. The other gift we see in the story and which is pivotal to the plot is The Skill. The Skill allows the user to converse with others, again unspoken, and over great distance. It’s also a tool for persuasion and manipulation.
On top of this we have the Outislanders. Raiders who, with their warlike ships, plunder the villages along the coast. They’ve also come up with their own form of persuasion that is creepy and horrific and a great addition to the story.
Basically this story has everything. It’s so interesting that even if there wasn’t something major afoot my attention was still totally held. There is court intrigue, backstabbing and evil machinations that had my eyes bugging out and my mouth in a perfect ‘O’ shape.
To cut a long story short and also because I think I’ve rambled enough and yet still not managed to convey the real story, this book was excellent. Just go away and read it right now. You won’t regret it. At the conclusion I had goosebumps, tears in my eyes and yet at the same time was grinning like an idiot. And whilst that might not be a pretty sight it gives you the strength of feeling that this book provokes.
I love that WWE, in coming up with this challenge, have been instrumental in my reading this book!
Did I mention that I loved this book.
I’m also entering this book as part of Stainless Steel Droppings Once Upon a Time reading event – stop over and take a look – it’s totally brilliant!





