Weekly Wrap Up : 25/02/18
Hi everyone. Hope you’ve had a good week. I’ve had a good week if fairly quiet. I’ve read a little and caught up on some of my reviews – but then of course if you’re still reading you’re never really catching up are you? We’ve been watching some old black and white films – in fact we’ve decided to go on a mission to watch the top 250 films on IMDB. We’ve already watched quite a few on there but this involves stepping out of our comfort zone to watch things we probably wouldn’t ordinarily choose. So, in the past week we’ve watched Casablanca and Sunset Boulevard, which we hadn’t previously seen. Difficult to believe and it feels like we’re probably the only people in the world not to have seen Casablanca – one thing that stands out immediately is the amount of quotes and sayings that clearly originated from that movie. Wow. Also, obviously these films are dated but they keep your attention and the stories are good – they have to be because they’re not simply relying on special effects. I think the next two films on the list that we haven’t seen are Citizen Kane and North by Northwest. Anyway, to the reading. I’ve completed three books this week:
Books read:
- Semiosis by Sue Burke
- Between the Blade and the Heart by Amanda Hocking
- The Hunger by Alma Katsu
Next Week’s Reads:
- Planetfall by Emma Newman
- Kin by Snorri Kristjansson
- The Bitter Twins by Jen Williams
Upcoming reviews:
- Starborn by Lucy Hounsom
- Envy of Angels by Matt Wallace
- The Chrysalids by John Wyndham (Vintage Sci Fi book)
- Pilgrimage to Skara by Jonathan S Pembroke
- The Toymakers by Robert Dinsdale
- Blood of Assassins by R J Barker
- Semiosis by Sue Burke
- Between the Blade and the Heart by Amanda Hocking
- The Hunger by Alma Katsu
I’d love to know what you’re reading this week.
Chaos Trims My Beard by Brett Herman #SPFBO
24 February 2018
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Tags: #SPFBO 2017, Brett Herman, Chaos Trims My Beard

Chaos Trims My Beard is the second book I read from the nine finalists I am due to read as part of the #SPFBO and I can say from the outset that this is a very entertaining number. Not only does it have a crazy title and an equally matched cover but the content absolutely lives up to the expectations created by both. In other words there is plenty of chaos and a little bit of beard trimming is thrown in for good measure.
Chaos is a crazy book to review and I’m not totally sure that I’m going to do it justice or resist the urge to overcomplicate things, but I’ll give it a go. The story gets off to a fairly speedy start. Our main protagonist, Edwayn Sattler (half dwarf) is working at a society shindig when all hell breaks loose. One of the partygoers, overrun with magic, has become a human fireball and is tearing the place up. Edwayn intervenes, chasing the guy down and using the magic stashed in his beard to bring the fireball to a stop (I confess this is all a bit unusual given that Edwayn is part of the catering staff not security – but go with it). Far from being the hero of the moment Edwayn finds himself an outcast, unemployed and worse, being chased down by local law enforcers. At this point he makes the acquaintance of two unusual characters, one a suicidal ghost called Elara who needs Edwayn’s help to finally free herself from the world and the other a ratman called Venrick the Unabashed, or ‘This One’ as he likes to call himself, who also enlists Edwayns help. From here on out the story turns into a fast paced conspiracy, far too many ‘overruns’ are taking place and Edwayn and ‘This One’ are in a race to stop more before the city spirals into chaos. This is a cheeky blend of noir/urban fantasy that brings a hell of a lot of creativity to the story and is definitely a world that I would return to if future instalments were planned.
To the world building. This is a fascinating concept, a world where magic was unleashed following a cataclysmic event known as the ‘burst’. The world is occupied by all sorts of fantasy critters such as orcs, ogres and trolls not to mention many others. The majority of the action takes place in New Sketlin – which the best description I can come up with is a world on top of a world populated, or held together, by lots of bridges. Basically Sketlin proper is the original city state, this was built on top of creating New Sketlin, effectively a city in the clouds, and a place for the rich and privileged. It’s a precarious world full of prejudices and one that threatens to crumble at any moment. The magic is well thought out and uses elements such as rock and water with people consuming ‘dust’ to help fuel their everyday needs. To be honest there’s so much more to the world than I could possible fit in – I would suggest that before reading this you flip to the back and scroll through the glossary. It’s actually relatively short, full of useful explanations and written by Edwayn himself is a witty narrative in itself.
The Characters. Undoubtedly my favourite aspect of the story. The way that Edwayn and Venrick play off each other and the resultant dialogue is very amusing. I also wouldn’t mind making friends with my own ghost if she turned out to be half as useful as Elara. Basically, I cared about them all – I even cared about Edwayne’s beard, which is practically the fourth character in this scenario.
The plot is a bit chaotic with all sorts of action, arrests, dramatic escapes and other fast fuelled escapades. Strangely enough I think in some respects this is maybe the weakest element of the story – and that isn’t because it’s not a good plot, or interesting or well thought out even – more that it becomes a little bit lost in everything else that is going on here. There’s such an abundance of invention and creativity that the plot could probably have been simplified a little, it’s just mind boggling fest at times and I almost found myself losing focus on what the story was actually about. Also, really difficult to explain but there are definitely moments where the tension and the plot just loses momentum – which sounds like a contradiction given all the chaos taking place. I think overall this could probably be edited to make the story sharper and improve the pace.
Overall I had a really good time with Chaos Trims my beard. The dialogue is highly amusing, the characters are fun, I wouldn’t mind partaking of a drink or two at the Bawdville and frankly I think this would make a fantastic adaptation onto the screen. It would be eye catching and dramatic to say the least.
In terms of criticisms and probably what brought the story down in terms of my overall star rating. I think it’s too ambitious. It needs to slow down a little bit. It has the feeling of a series in the making, but one where everything is being crammed into one book and it’s just too much to take on in one sitting. If you think of other urban fantasy the fantasy world and characters are built upon a little more with each instalment which allows you to get to know things in a more realistic way. I would definitely recommend you read the glossary and wish that I’d read it before starting the story – but, strictly speaking, you shouldn’t need to read a glossary beforehand (imho) this should be something that grows naturally as the story unfolds and these descriptions of Edwayn’s would be better incorporated into the body of the book. There are also lulls which had me dragging my feet a little. I felt like one moment I was tearing through the book, eating up the words as fast as possible only to find that there was then something of a lull – the pacing needs tempering a little bit.
I think with some decent editing to unravel the above issues this could be the start of a winning series.
I’ve rated this a 7, which equates to 3.5 on Goodreads.
My thanks to the author for a copy of the book. The above is my own opinion.
Friday Firsts : Semiosis by Sue Burke
23 February 2018
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Tags: Friday Firsts, Semiosis, Sue Burke, tenacious reader

Friday Firsts is a new meme that runs every Friday over on Tenacious Reader. The idea is to feature the first few sentences/paragraph of your current book and try and outline your first impressions as a result. This is a quick and easy way to share a snippet of information about your current read and to perhaps tempt others. Stop on by and link up with Tenacious Reader. This Friday I’ve just started Semiosis by Sue Burke

The war had begun long before we arrived because war was their way of life It took its first victims among us before we understood what was happening, on an evening that seemed quiet. But even then, we knew we could easily be in danger.
My wife, Paula, shook her head as she left the radio hut in the plaza of our little village. “There’s too much interference again, I’ll try one more time, but if they don’t answer, we’ll start a search.”
An hour ago, three women had gone to pick fruit. They did not come back, they were not answering their radio, and the Sun had sunk almost to the top of the hills.
Around us, tiny lizards in the trees had begun their evening hoots and chimes. Nine-legged crabs silently hunted the lizards. The breeze smelled bittersweet, perhaps from something in bloom. I should have known what, but I did not.
Uri and I were fixing an irrigation pump, but I knew his mind was on one of the women, Ninia. He had just begun living with her, and he was squinting up the path through the fields where she had gone. And then he was jerked back to the present when the wind tangled his long blond beard around the pump handle. He knelt to free it. I pulled a jackknife from my belt, stroking my own short beard. He saluted with one finger. He was a Russian Slav, and a proper Slav never cuts his beard.
Paula went back to her work at a rough-hewn table nearby, trying to make sense of weather data. A wide straw hat held her red hair in place and protected her skin from the Sun. She took a deep breath and stretched her stiff back. We all struggled with the stronger gravity. Finally she entered the radio hut again.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and listened. The hut’s walls were panels scavenged from a landing pod and the roof was tree bark, so the sound carried.
“Hello?… Ninia? Zee? Carrie?”
static
“Hello?… This is Paula. Do you hear me?”
Static.
My First Impressions
Wow, what a great start. I’m hooked. Firstly this talk of war and then three missing women. I have to know what’s going on. This is an intriguing start to the book. Fingers crossed for this one.
What you reading this Friday?? What are your first impressions??
“There are too many steps in this castle, and it seems to me they add a few every night, just to vex me”
23 February 2018
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Tags: Books by Proxy, Chris Bohjalian, Friday Face off, The Night Strangers

Here we are again with the Friday Face Off meme created by Books by Proxy . This is a great opportunity to feature some of your favourite book covers. The rules are fairly simple each week, following a predetermined theme (list below) choose a book, compare a couple of the different covers available for that particular book and choose your favourite. Future week’s themes are listed below. This week’s theme:
“There are too many steps in this castle, and it seems to me they add a few every night, just to vex me” – a cover featuring a staircase
I think my first thoughts for this was City of Stairs but I thought I’d take a look at my other reads and I came up with The Night Strangers by Chris Bohjalian. I read this some time ago and whilst this one didn’t really work for me I have read a couple of other books by this author and really enjoyed them:
I’m not sure which is my favourite this week. I quite like the middle one – but I don’t like the annoying badge that has been posted on it. The dark cover is also intriguing and I like the allure of the open doorway with the lit stairs beyond – but, I think the title is not very easy to read. I’ve gone with the two girls:

Which is your favourite?
Next week – a cover featuring something from Greek mythology
Future themes:
2nd March – ‘The only true wisdom is to know that you know nothing’ – a cover featuring something from Greek mythology
9th March – ‘…but Icarus flew too close’ – a cover featuring the Sun
16th March – ‘I got no strings to hold me down’ – a cover featuring a doll or puppet
23rd March – “When she was a child, the witch locked her away in a tower that had neither doors nor stairs.” – a cover featuring a Tower
30th March – ‘A little soil to make it grow’ – a cover featuring seeds/spores
6th April – “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – a cover featuring a family
13th April – ‘lawns and rocks and heather and different sorts of trees, lay spread out below them, the river winding through it’ – a cover featuring a panorama
20th April – Where there’s fire there’s… – a cover featuring smoke
27th April – ‘Those darling byegone times… with their delicious fortresses, and their dear old dungeons, and their delightful places of torture’ – a cover that is positively mediaeval
4th May- ‘A Hand without a hand? A bad jape, sister.’ – a cover featuring a hand/hands
11th May – ‘Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth’ – a cover featuring a dinosaur/s
18th May – ‘Let’s talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs;’ – a cover featuring a gravestone
25th May – Trip trap, trip trap, trip trap – a cover featuring footsteps
1st June – clinging and invasive – a cover featuring creeping vines
8th June – Raining Cats and Dogs – a cover featuring a stormy sky
Only a couple of weeks ago I read Age of Assassins (review




