#SPFBO Review of Sir Thomas the Hesitant and the Table of Less Valued Knights by Liam Perrin
23 November 2019
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Tags: Liam Perrin, Sir Thomas the Hesitant and the Table of Less Valued Knights, SPFBO 5

Sir Thomas the Hesitant is one of the titles on my list of books for the fifth SPFBO competition and was one of the books that I decided to roll forward after having read the first 30% with the idea of reading and reviewing fully. In this respect I have 3 more reviews to follow which I’m hoping will be in fairly quick succession followed by a post to reveal my semi finalists and the book I will be taking to stage two of the competition. So, straight to my review of Sir Thomas The Hesitant.
Straight out of the gates I will say that this one was a fun story and very enjoyable for being so completely different from my normal sort of read. To be honest, I very rarely pick up books that are described as humorous or comic, or great fun. I don’t really understand why not because on the occasions that I do so I inevitably have a good time and really welcome the breath of fresh air that comes with the change of style.
Sir Thomas is a story based on Arthurian legend and as such it has all the old favourites cast into the mix, Arthur – unsurprisingly, Merlin, the round table, Camelot and lots of other names that I won’t go into here. What it does, that I felt was so very different, is it looks at the underdog of the story, or at least not the typical hero. Thomas isn’t about to save the world, in fact, he’ll be lucky if he saves himself, let alone his brother.
Thomas has an elder brother who is truly the golden boy, unfortunately his brother gets himself into a spot of bother (aka thrown into prison) when he approaches the local Baron to beseech him to help the local villages who are dying of starvation whilst his granaries seem to be full to bursting. Thomas finds himself thrown into the mix when he decides that to help his brother he will seek a boon from King Arthur, who is feeling particularly generous with the approach of his wedding to the lovely Guinevere. Long story short, Thomas ends up being enrolled as one of the Less Valued Knights (a long and secret ambition of his was to become a knight) and his brother remains, for the time being, incarcerated, although still very much at the forefront of Thomas’s thoughts – when he’s not thinking of a particularly lovely young lady in waiting.
Anway, I’m not going to go overboard with the plot. Thomas needs to find a way to help his brother, whilst undertaking his trials and duties as a newly made member of the LVKs. It’s the sort of story where two steps progress are made usually followed by a succession of events that knock things back a step or two.
What I really liked about this, apart from the very obvious fun elements, was the narrative voice and style of writing. It’s a very easy, charming, book to read. I realise that humour can be hit or miss but this one really just worked for me. I hesitate to say it but it almost has a slapdash, Monty Python type feel to it, in my head at least. Just look at the trials and the jousts as a fine example.
Thomas manages to gather around himself a bunch of the most unusual and unlikely characters and you can’t help liking them and becoming attached as you laugh at the predicaments they get into. There are giantesses who are no longer quite so giant, evil wizards who have reformed and are no longer quite so evil, magic swords that are a little cursed and smelly and mischievous compasses. And, underlying all of this there is the mystery of the Baron and the starving villagers. It’s all rather tongue in cheek, entertaining and very easy to read and Thomas is an easy to like character, he takes risks, stands up for himself and wins friends – even if they are a little oddball.
It’s a book that stays true in that even though Thomas makes great strides by the conclusion of the story – he still isn’t the hero. It just isn’t destined to be.
In terms of criticisms – I’m struggling to really come up with anything to be honest. I went into this wondering if it would make me laugh and be an easy book to read and it was both of those things. I suppose, if pushed, I would say the worldbuilding is a little skimpy but to be honest, it’s medieval fantasy based on King Arthur so I didn’t really feel the need for extensive descriptions.
So, in conclusion, even though isn’t going to be an overly long or elaborate review that certainly isn’t a reflection of my feelings for the book itself. I would definitely like to read more of Thomas’s adventures.
I received a copy courtesy of the author, for which my thanks. The above opinion is my own.
#SPFBO Review of Never Die by Rob J. Hayes

Never Die is one of the titles on my list of books for the SPFBO competition and was one of the books that I decided to roll forward after having read the first 30% with the idea of reading and reviewing fully. In this respect I have 4 more reviews to follow which I’m hoping will be in fairly quick succession followed by a post to reveal my semi finalists and the book I will be taking to stage two of the competition. So, straight to my review of Never Die
Okay, Never Die is a story of revenge, but it’s one of the most unusual and unique revenge stories that I’ve ever encountered. This is a story of heroes and honour, it’s packed to the rafters with action, steeped in Asian culture and folklore and delivers a fast paced tale that ends on a, well, I’m lost for words exactly how to best describe the ending, ‘it’s a little jaw dropping’ is the first thing that springs to mind.
Here we meet a young boy on a mission to bring down an Emperor. Of course he can’t do this by himself. He’s a young boy of eight or nine years maybe, he doesn’t have the strength, he isn’t a fighter, he doesn’t really have a plan for that matter, come to think of it he has very little, not a pot to piss in or even a pair of shoes. But he knows his heroes and embarks on a hero recruitment drive if you will – the only slight deterrent for anybody wanting to take up a position, they have to be dead in order to do so. It’s not the best incentive to apply for the role. As it happens the heroes have very little say in the matter, they need to die and so die they must.
Now, first things first. I am not going to be discussing the plot at all other than the above paragraph. This is a story that delivers a number of twists and I’d sooner leave further elaboration well alone in order to avoid spoilers. Strangely enough, and although I obviously now know the final reveals this is a book that I would very much like to revisit. I think it would be really interesting to see how, or if, the knowledge of the ending affects the rest of the story for me.
So, what really shone for me with Never Die.
I have to applaud Hayes’ ability to come up with such an action packed novel that plowed forward relentlessly and intensely yet at the same time invited me to get to know the characters. How many times do you read a book where the characters suffer from the intensity of world building, or the furious nature of the adventure takes centre stage and you can’t get a feel for the place. This really is an incredibly well rounded novel which is even more impressive when you consider it’s just shy of 300 pages. The action is delivered at breakneck speed. The story, in fact, opens with a battle sequence where the fighting is portrayed so well that I could see the characters playing out their deadly dances. The characters are introduced one at a time which gives you the chance to get a feel for them without becoming overwhelmed. And the world building – well, it’s taking place in every sentence really. Names, places, clothing, food, back stories, they’re all related with an effortless grace that really belies the skill that it must take.
The characters are all so very different. And they start out with no small degree of hatred for each other not to mention a good deal of competitive swaggering and banter. Eventually though, they begin to develop bonds which I suppose gives weight to the idea that there’s nothing like a shared goal to bring people together. They’re all masters in their own way, whether with the sword or with fighting without the use of weapons. I’m not going to try to describe all the different techniques, frankly I’d just make an absolute mess of it. Just lets say they’re all masters in their given fields and leave well enough alone. They all have some pretty cool names and some of their abilities make for great reading during the throes of battle – I’m definitely looking at Emerald Wind right now!
In terms of criticisms. Well, this is a conundrum because I did have a couple of little issues as the story progressed, but, the ending kind of answered my qualms and it’s really difficult to discuss what they were because, obviously I’m being all secretive. I will say that I did guess one of the twists part way through the story. I actually have no idea how because I wasn’t reading the book at the time, in fact I was doing something a bit brain numbingly mundane when suddenly a light bulb went on in my head in a most unexpected and comic book style fashion. I wasn’t aware I’d even be thinking of the book but there you go. So, yes, I had my little ‘ah-ha’ moment and of course I was feeling quite smug and also not a little bit disappointed (like, if this is what the ending is all about then really….) but, of course there’s a but, yes, I had guessed what I will call one third of the twists – but (again with the buts) it was only the smallest element of the twist in the tale and the other two revelations – well, hot damn – and that’s why I need to do a reread.
I guess this leaves me with only one downside, or maybe two. This was shorter than I would have liked (even though it does have a certain epicyness to it – that is a word, I’ve seen it on the internet so it must be true) and it’s a standalone. In a world where series of books can sometimes reach double digits I guess I should be applauding a standalone – but, please sir, I would like more.
Oh, and I suppose I forgot to mention all the fantasy elements, ghosts, and monsters and the like, but – go and pick up a copy and discover them for yourself.
I received a copy courtesy of the author, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
Friday Face Off : A cover that is Futuristic

Here we are again with the Friday Face Off meme created by Books by Proxy . This is a great opportunity to feature some of your favourite book covers. The rules are fairly simple each week, following a predetermined theme (list below) choose a book, compare a couple of the different covers available for that particular book and choose your favourite. Future week’s themes are listed below – I’ll be updating the list next week to include themes for 20202, if you have a cover in mind that you’re really wanting to share then feel free to leave a comment about a future suggested theme. I’ve also listed events that take place during the year, that I’m aware of, so you can link up your covers – if you’re aware of any events that you think I should include then give me a shout. This week’s theme is:
A cover that is Futuristic
This week I’ve gone for a book that I really enjoyed by Andy Weir, the second book that I read by this author, I loved The Martian and couldn’t wait to read Artemis. Here is my review and here are the covers for my book this week : Artemis by Andy Weir
The Covers:
This week my favourite is:

Which is your favourite?
I’ve included events that I’m aware of so that you can perhaps link your themes up where possible (if you know of an event you’d like to share then let me know in the comments). I also have a list prepared for 2020 and so will set up a separate page soon for forthcoming themes. As always, if you wish to submit an idea then leave me a comment.
Next week – A cover that is 60s sci fi
Future themes: (if you’re struggling with any of these themes then use a ‘freebie’ or one of your favourite covers)
2019
(I’m hoping that November will once again bring to us SciFiMonth – Twitter @SciFiMonth)
29th November – “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – a cover that is 60s sci fi
6th December – Now is the winter of our discontent, Made glorious summer by this sun of York” – a cover that puts you in mind of winter
13th December – A cover that features a temple/or religious icon
20th December – Longest Night – a dark and foreboding cover
27th December – the festive season – a cover that is glittery or sparkling
(2020 – January is Vintage SciFi month so I’ll be including possible themes to take that on board.
I have a full list for next year which will be up next week (yes, I said that last week but this time I mean it) – apologies for the delay folks 😀
#SPFBO Review of From the Shadows of the Owl Queen’s Court (Yarnsworld #4) by Benedict Patrick
21 November 2019
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Tags: #SPFBO5, Benedict Patrick, From The Shadows of the Owl Queen's Court, Yarnsworld #4

From the Shadows of the Owl Queen’s Court is the fourth book from Benedict Patrick’s Yarnsworld and is a book that can be read as a standalone. This is one of the titles on my list of books for the SPFBO competition and was one of the books that I decided to roll forward after having read the first 30% with the idea of reading and reviewing fully. In this respect I have 5 more reviews to follow which I’m hoping will be in fairly quick succession followed by a post to reveal my semi finalists and the book I will be taking to stage two of the competition.
The story follows two main characters, Nascha and Bradan, both will find themselves on a magical journey and their paths will eventually cross as they try to help each other through the forest. Nascha serves in the castle, she has developed an unusual friendship with the Queen’s daughter, Princess Laurentina, although it’s a fragile friendship at best. Nascha has her own secrets, for example, every month she takes poison, it’s not exactly clear whether this is something that is forced upon her or is taken willingly but what is clear is that Nascha is hiding and the reasons why soon become apparent and place her in danger. Nascha’s only option is to flee the castle with the aid and protection of a stranger called The Gentleman Fox. You could say out of the frying pan and into the fire and you wouldn’t be far short of the mark.
Bradan lives in the forest, his father has assumed some of the magic of the Magpie King and he protects the people of the forest. The magic he has taken on his slowly poisoning him and he is slowly descending into madness and rage. Bradan lives in the shadow of his father, he is desperate to be able to help and relieve his father but no parent would want that for their child and Bradan’s father is no exception. He keeps Bradan away from the magic but this doesn’t keep Bradan from seeking other ways and means of gaining power for himself.
I won’t go into the plot further, both Bradan and Nascha will face danger and both will make difficult choices.
This is a story that is full of atmosphere, I enjoyed the writing style and the time spent in the forest which is a foreboding and cruel place to live. I think the really winning elements to this story are the arcs that both characters enjoy and the way the story is sprinkled with folktales that pull the story together. I loved these tales, they’re so imaginative and work really well with the overall storyline – I confess I eagerly awaited each new story.
The writing is really good, it has a certain simplicity that allows the world here to shine through, the forest is a scary place, full of different magics quite often competing with each other. BP has a certain way with words that easily brings the forest to mind. On top of that this is a confident display, it’s creative and strangely alluring, sexy for want of a better word. I would just throw in at this point that there is a wedding scene that has to be one of the most unusual things I’ve ever read – you’ll know when you read it exactly which scene I’m referring to.
In terms of criticisms, I don’t really have much. I had a slight dip in the middle of the read but not enough to really slow things down for me. I wouldn’t say that we really spent a lot of time in the Owl Queen’s Court but then again this is called ‘In the shadows of’ so that explains that and to be honest I far preferred the time spent in the forest. I do think that this would have been even better had I read the other books from the Yarnsworld series. To be clear, this can be read as a standalone, but I think it maybe lacks a little of the fullness or complexity that comes with reading all the books in a series.
Overall, though, I thought this was a really good read and I will certainly read more of this author’s work.
I received a copy courtesy of the author, for which my thanks. The above is my own opinion.
Can’t Wait Wednesday : The Slaughterman’s Daughter: by Yaniv Iczkovits, Orr Scharf
20 November 2019
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Tags: Can't wait Wednesday, Orr Scharf, The Slaughterman's Daughter, Wishful Endings, Yaniv Iczkovits

“Waiting On Wednesday” is a weekly meme that was originally created by Breaking the Spine. Unfortunately Breaking the Spine are no longer hosting so I’m now linking my posts up to Wishful Endings Can’t Wait Wednesday. Don’t forget to stop over, link up and check out what books everyone else is waiting for. If you want to take part, basically, every Wednesday, we highlight a book that we’re really looking forward to. This week my book is : The Slaughterman’s Daughter: by Yaniv Iczkovits, Orr Scharf
An epic historical adventure novel—FIDDLER ON THE ROOF meets Tarantino—set in the Pale of Settlement during the final years of the Russian Empire.
The townsfolk of Motal, a small town in the Pale of Settlement where nothing extraordinary ever happens, are shocked when Fanny Keismann—devoted wife, mother of five and celebrated cheese farmer—leaves her home at two hours past midnight and vanishes into the night.
True, the husbands of Motal have been vanishing for years, but a wife and mother? Whoever heard of such a thing. What on earth possessed her?
Could it have anything to do with Fanny’s missing brother-in-law, who left her sister almost a year ago and ran away to Minsk, abandoning his family to destitution and despair?
Or could Fanny have been lured away by Zizek Breshov, the mysterious ferryman on the Yaselda river, who, in a strange twist of events, seems to have disappeared on the same night?
Surely there can be no link between Fanny and the peculiar roadside murder on the way to Telekhany, which has left Colonel Piotr Novak, head of the Russian secret police, scratching his head. Surely that could have nothing to do with Fanny Keismann, whatever her past, whatever her reputation as a wilde chayeh, a wild beast . . .
Surely not
Expected publication 20th February 2020




