RETURN 
OF THE SCI-FI EXPERIENCE
by
Carl @ Stainless Steel Droppings
1    SPACE                                                           
The boundless white noise of the internet serves as a back-drop for the 
MAIN TITLE, followed by a SCROLL DOWN, which crawls into infinity (and 
beyond) with hundreds, nay thousands of sci fi books listed...

Episode VI
RETURN OF THE SCI FI EXPERIENCE
PAN DOWN to reveal a monstrous half-completed Death Star, its massive 
superstructure revealing row upon row of shelving, awaiting the 
thousands of books and reviews that will be read and written during
the next two months. An Imperial Star Destroyer moves overhead toward 
the massive armored space station.

2    INT IMPERIAL SHUTTLE - COCKPIT 
The shuttle captain makes contact with the Death Star.

SHUTTLE CAPTAIN
We're starting our approach.

3    INT DEATH STAR - CONTROL ROOM
Bloggers move anxiously about among the stacks of books. A SHIELD 
OPERATOR hits switches beside a large screen, on which is a display 
of the Death Star. A control officer rushes over to the shield 
operator.

OFFICER
Inform the commander that Lord Steel's shuttle has arrived.

OPERATOR
Yes, sir.
A squad of Imperial storm troopers moves into formation before the 
craft.

4    INT DEATH STAR - MAIN DOCKING BAY
The exit hatch of the shuttle opens with a WHOOSH, revealing 
only darkness. Then, heavy FOOTSTEPS AND MECHANICAL BREATHING.
From this black void appears STAINLESS STEEL DROPPINGS, 
LORD OF THE SCI FI EXPERIENCE. Steel looks over the assemblage of 
bloggers as he strides down the ramp.

BLOGGERS
Lord Steel, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your 
presence.

STEEL
You may dispense with the pleasantries. I'm here to put you all 
back on schedule. 
The bloggers turn ashen and begin to shake.

BLOGGERS
Lord Steel, we bloggers are working as fast as we can.

STEEL
Perhaps, but maybe I can find NEW ways to motivate you.

BLOGGERS
We assure you, this experience will be monumental, 
stupendous, gigantic,.. mmm, big, as always!

STEEL
The Emperor does not share your optimistic 
appraisal of the 
situation.

BLOGGERS
But he asks the impossible. We want more blogs!

STEEL
Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.

BLOGGERS (aghast)
The Emperor's coming here?

STEEL
That is correct, Bloggers. And he is most displeased 
with your apparent lack of progress.

BLOGGERS
We shall double, triple our efforts.

STEEL
I hope so, Bloggers, for your sake. The Emperor is not
as... forgiving as I am!
That’s right.  Tune in here and check out the details.  Don’t miss it.  
Starting this December.... the Sci Fi Experience!